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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Cope response lol you just want the muslim to win and not care about the show at all. Freeloaders should mess with the fish and the fish compete with the other fish, that how the show has always been.
Nah they should mess with them which is why I wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them.

I'm just saying if I personally was a fish I would be wise to the meta dynamic. It's why Friendtank is a good strategy and why they are having to result to importing infinity niggers like the UK to overcome it.
 
Are they mad Bashir won the challenge?
Cause he's been backing them up for quite a while now and they dont do the same.
Im fine with it, it's funny, just kinda fucked lol.
What about the Tard Reich?
Landon literally has no spine. He will simply go with whoever talked to him last or whoever hes been handheld into teaming up with from production or TTS.
He keeps trying to play it off as staying neutral but he is just incapable of taking a hard stance.
Drake seems prepared to throw people out when they seem like actual threats (Mr Naked, the tranny pornstar) but is averse to acting when its just an autist who dumps stuff on other fish. Outside of Beth (who they agreed was impacting the whole house) he's stayed pretty true to this.
Drake has snaked Bashir like 4 times now, and every time after he does, and it fails, he goes to Bashir and try's to explain it away in the most pussy way possible every time.
Bashir said in confessional after the second one that he would never really trust him again but would act like he did just to get by.
 
Bashir unphased by her cutting up his boots. Mints puts camera on in room while theyre trying to sleep so he can play Bashir song. Homo.
Mints NOT seething and NOT coping and NOT dilating.

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(Nobody believes him in the comments btw)
 
Nah they should mess with them which is why I wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them.

I'm just saying if I personally was a fish I would be wise to the meta dynamic. It's why Friendtank is a good strategy and why they are having to result to importing infinity niggers like the UK to overcome it.
Most freealoders this season have been weak, the reality is if a person like frank came in there would be no friendtank. The friendtank is pointless at this stage of fishtank, this is a competition to win 50k and have the viewers be entertained and a gimmick like friendtank only lasts so long before it gets played out.
 
Most freealoders this season have been weak, the reality is if a person like frank came in there would be no friendtank. The friendtank is pointless at this stage of fishtank, this is a competition to win 50k and have the viewers be entertained and a gimmick like friendtank only lasts so long before it gets played out.
Everything we've seen from the fish so far suggests that Frank would get pressured into a boxing match with Drake, likely cuck out of it, and proceed to be neutered. Most of the fish in previous seasons were genuinely cucked and just let freeloaders do what they want, this is the first time we've seen the Fish have counterplay on this scale.
 
Most freealoders this season have been weak, the reality is if a person like frank came in there would be no friendtank. The friendtank is pointless at this stage of fishtank, this is a competition to win 50k and have the viewers be entertained and a gimmick like friendtank only lasts so long before it gets played out.
Frank Hassle's schtick is played out. Laura is doing the exact same thing he'd do except he'd be playing kick the autistic with Landon.
 






Twins just generally annoyed that Laura is treating them like they're retarded and they dont know what they're doing.
 
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Most freealoders this season have been weak, the reality is if a person like frank came in there would be no friendtank. The friendtank is pointless at this stage of fishtank, this is a competition to win 50k and have the viewers be entertained and a gimmick like friendtank only lasts so long before it gets played out.
Pretty much none of the final four are likely to respond to hassling or walk out though, unless you scalp Bingo or something. All that's really left is to do challenges until there is one. This might turn out even more pure-gameshow/competitive than when the wiggers were actively trying to do that at the beginning.
 
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Binx talking about how bad ass she is punching dudes in the face.
Man shes so fucking boring. Alex is gone, kick her already.
 
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