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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Protecting from Laura.
Twins HOLDING THE LINE!!!
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Bingo is tired of Laura's shit

Laura BREECHES containment and pushes Bingo and Bongo over on the ground. Boys SPRING into action to protect their little sisters.

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Boys UP!!!
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Ben intervenes


BONGO JUSTIFIED CRASH OUT!!! Bongo says if you're fucking with Bashir you're fucking with ME!!! I'M trying to sleep so I can win!
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Dude this is a KINO chew out.

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Bongo basically said FIGHT ME BITCH. But Laura doesn't hit women...and Laura's logic doesn't make sense because she won't fight other women and gets mad at men who hit women.
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Bashir said she doesn't have to,but Bongo said she wants to and she needs to. It's not about Bashir it's about the principle of the matter of fucking with everyone.

Bingo crashing out too over how retarded Laura is and how much she talks down to them. How she trashed the dorm etc.
 
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Twins are so dumb, whats happening now is a great example why they won't win. They are being played by two people, One fish and one freeloader lol
eh, I think they're just tired of getting woken up by others messing with other people in the dorm. This wouldn't be an issue if there were more than 1 bedroom so as usual Production L
 
If you push them harder they would walk from the show, Laura didn't even do much to them and they are cracking.
I think your underestimating them. That's kind of the point they're trying to make. They came on the show expecting to be hassled and they have no problem stepping up to Laura. They've spoken out about how underwhelming this season has been. Bongo literally has a hard on for Frank. They know what to expect, or at least Bongo does.
 
that's what the show needs to be in order to get more investors, bigger sponsors and maybe one day it's own streaming deal?
Well, they're cozying up to Kick which is a twitch-tier platform with indian staff who also work at the gamba site and will sperg out at Eddie if he allows people on the platform who are too mean to fags and jeets. Eddie will listen to them 100% of the time too because he needs them to maintain Stake and keep the whole getting streamers to gamble with fake money to sucker kids into gambling with their parents credit cards and then not cashing them out because they can't pass KYC scam afloat(paired with a bit of washing illicit crypto funds).

It's a safe-edgy reboot that's only working because they got an S-Tier cast of fish(largely thanks to the show's good rep, which jet has done little to help this season) and the fish aren't exactly jiving with the wigger's attempts at fucking with them because all the wiggers can concoct is "bring in a freak" and then they need to immediately kick said freak once their freaky-ass online footprint gets discovered and they're outed as a pedophile or sodomite, which are legitimate brand risks.
Either that, or the fish instantly gank the freak and they leave anyway. Bring in a relatively normal freak like Diamond and they get ganked, bring in a legitimate freak and they get doxxed and insta-kicked for being sickos.
It looks like their new plan is to bring in niggers, which is preferable to bringing in pedos and trannies. If they manage to pull off funny-niggers I might stop dooming.

They can't bring in the One Freak that might fuck with them effectively and not get #cancelled by the audience because they're egofagging, and the Other Freak that might actually fuck their day up is hard-stuck in RI and refuses to fly because talking to Androgenic about his chinese chemical stack and discussing the PSL-score of greek statues is more important than the literal multi-million dollar MDE Flagship Product he helped build.

If they continue with the reboot, it's fucked. The vibe won't be able to survive without attracting actually good people who basically all applied because they wanted to meet Sam and Frank. The best fish this season - Landon, Bashir, and Twins all had this motivation. The second best, James Drake is a failed Ben bit and is just mogging everyone by being relatively not-insane. The sort of people who want to grift off Jet are guys like Mr. Naked, Mr. Tranny, and Blaine(the lesser-evil)

I am not optimistic about the direction Jet and Ben are trying to take the show. Especially if they get funded by Eddie who has literal infinite money to throw at absolute nontent and degeneracy
 
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Yeah I'm sure they'd walk from the show with one week to go.
They haven't been attacked all season and Bingo is having a bad time right now, only one twin needs to walk to force the other twin to lose, If they had freeloaders that were willing to go after the twins then BIngo would of left a long time ago. Bingo isn't really into this as much as Bongo anyway so for Bingo she is only here for her sister and with how weak she is she could of been attacked by freeloaders from the start and they would of left easily.
 
If the twins get Laura out I don't want to hear anyone saying they coasted to the end.

BONGO SNAPS & FIGHTS, LAURA MOGGED

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After the last competition that's enough proof. They try hard but people treat them like babies because they're cute.


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A lot of their TTS is stupid saying to stop Laura fucking with Bashir (because this is vicariously fucking with them.) Their TTS forgets they hate being talked down to and thinking as they can't beat him. So this is only fusing their autistic obstinance to help a friend and beat him on their own merits.

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BONGO SMASH



Laura= Mogged

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Running when they heard Bongo and crash ready to fuck up Laura.

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Ben in the weirdest pants ever is pissed. "I banish her you clean up her spicy Latina mess"

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Bashir is going to sweep since laura is now banished to the peepeepoopoo Jungle Room.

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"I wanna get dragged the fuck out of here (by production) that's my job." -Laura
 
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