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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Kitty Cat Man said:
my point is that the "system-driven gameplay" shit jet cooked up fell apart. everyone has been "unemployed" and shoplifting for like 5 days now.
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They were giving jobs out as recently as yesterday when Bashir was the cop. The system has worked well for what it was intended to do for essentially the whole 3 weeks. It wasnt intended to be "system-driven gameplay", it was a way for production to make them do something without them parroting "production told me" ad nauseum.
 
I dont mind returning fish but I do mind streamstars faggots. There's been 4 or 5 so far and they've all been universally unfunny. Bring niggers from Zone 6 if youre hurting for freeloaders.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
They were giving jobs out as recently as yesterday when Bashir was the cop. The system has worked well for what it was intended to do for essentially the whole 3 weeks. It wasnt intended to be "system-driven gameplay", it was a way for production to make them do something without them parroting "production told me" ad nauseum.
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now it's just explicitly production telling them to do shit while most people are unemployed though.
im not going to argue this though, but my opinion is that jet absolutely intended for shit like jobs and stox and goo and vidya-room to "gamify" fishtank and none of it worked as he intended.

even the arena is purely a beef room now when jet had some vague idea to make it a job
 
bango skank said:
At the risk of getting dinged for thirstposting, post-S1 Letty is a dimepiece. It’s weird because before and during her season she was just another gross girlFish. Now, bringing her on could stink of simpbaiting like bringing back Binx, but she’s actually good as a freeloader.
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The Cunting Death said:
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When Letty explained that it's about entertaining the audience, Laura just stared at her. This bitch does NOT get it. She also just stared at Letty when Letty explained one of the most basic concepts in showbiz which is if you try something and it doesn't work, try something else. I was a Laura fan on day 1 but she fell off hard since JD quit and her attempt to get Alex B to fall for her failed (which tbh that was't even her fault, Alex is just so mind raped these days nothing really gets through). She needs to rethink her strategy (if she ever had one) or she needs to go. As of the Letty talk, she just doesn't get it.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
When Letty explained that it's about entertaining the audience, Laura just stared at her. This bitch does NOT get it. She also just stared at Letty when Letty explained one of the most basic concepts in showbiz which is if you try something and it doesn't work, try something else. I was a Laura fan on day 1 but she fell off hard since JD quit and her attempt to get Alex B to fall for her failed (which tbh that was't even her fault, Alex is just so mind raped these days nothing really gets through). She needs to rethink her strategy (if she ever had one) or she needs to go. As of the Letty talk, she just doesn't get it.
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Ideally this is a lesson to never listen to or trust Jimmy when it comes to who they should bring on the show.
 
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I was watching Laura for awhile after she got sequestered to the Jungle room by Ben at like 6:30am tank time, and TTS was telling her pretty much the same shit as Letty and it was just like water off a duck. She couldnt process any of it and just went right back to her manic looping. Very frustrating to watch.
There was a particularly good one that was pretty much "You are trying to convince people of your point of view of Bashir, and they all have their own point of view of him that does not match up with yours. Have you considered maybe that you are wrong?" and she couldn't even process that others had different experiences and views than herself.

Edit: I was hoping that i posted in the thread at the start of march that Letty said she didn't have any travel plans, but she did need to be in the US at the start of April for something but she wouldn't say what. I assumed it was fishtank. Seems i forgot to post the clip.
All that just to say her coming back did seem to be planned well in advance.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
When Letty explained that it's about entertaining the audience, Laura just stared at her. This bitch does NOT get it. She also just stared at Letty when Letty explained one of the most basic concepts in showbiz which is if you try something and it doesn't work, try something else. I was a Laura fan on day 1 but she fell off hard since JD quit and her attempt to get Alex B to fall for her failed (which tbh that was't even her fault, Alex is just so mind raped these days nothing really gets through). She needs to rethink her strategy (if she ever had one) or she needs to go. As of the Letty talk, she just doesn't get it.
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Why does Laura have to carry the entire conflict load of the season? There are other freeloaders and fish in the tank. Usually a freeloader lasts about a week which means Laura is already long in the tooth for her time on the show. Scripting her to harass the twins is a terrible idea, she fell into being annoyed with Bashir organically. They're trying to overwork a singular person in the tank into doing everything and its going to fall flat.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Why does Laura have to carry the entire conflict load of the season? There are other freeloaders and fish in the tank. Usually a freeloader lasts about a week which means Laura is already long in the tooth for her time on the show. Scripting her to harass the twins is a terrible idea, she fell into being annoyed with Bashir organically.
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She said she wants to be so chaotic she literally gets dragged out of the house. So do it instead of only targeting the safe option. The clock is ticking.
 
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