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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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BLANE HAS DECLARED HIMSELF THE RHINO!
He has stolen Landon's bed and called him a janny in the name of the twins
 
SenorKrinkle said:
wait what did Kody say???
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He had talked with James Drake (They are kind of bros) a few times on how he feels kind of burnt out. You have to think that as production you do a lot of work for people who are respectively ungrateful and proceed to tear apart everything that you made to look nice. Like for him it was really just emotionally grating everyday and he actually said that when he woke up and looked in the mirror he actually saw James's face and not his own which is mildly gay but kind of cool.

Unless you are a complete psychopath like Sam, you likely do not get a lot of joy out of putting pedophiles in rooms with people to fuck with them.
 
Meiwaku said:
It is not over. They will be friends after the competition. It's just a game. It's a game with challenges and this is one of the ones that you must overcome. I know that Bashir holds no hard feelings and the Twins definitely don't either.

I'm not giving up. Friendship is stronger and more organic than titty streamer freeloaders. If it's not, then they're not really your friends.

Production has been mogged before. They will be mogged again.
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I obviously mean in the game you nae-nae landon ass
 
Meiwaku said:
Like for him it was really just emotionally grating everyday and he actually said that when he woke up and looked in the mirror he actually saw James's face and not his own which is mildly gay but kind of cool.
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He's been doing this bit for weeks now with James Drake.
 
crb said:
I obviously mean in the game you nae-nae landon ass
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I'm going to be honest I can't even say that's true. It's fishtank. We literally don't know what's going to happen. The contestants don't know what's going to happen. The fucking producers don't even know what's going to happen. It's a social scenario. You can prepare all you want, but you have to adapt.
 
Meiwaku said:
He had talked with James Drake (They are kind of bros) a few times on how he feels kind of burnt out. You have to think that as production you do a lot of work for people who are respectively ungrateful and proceed to tear apart everything that you made to look nice. Like for him it was really just emotionally grating everyday and he actually said that when he woke up and looked in the mirror he actually saw James's face and not his own which is mildly gay but kind of cool.

Unless you are a complete psychopath like Sam, you likely do not get a lot of joy out of putting pedophiles in rooms with people to fuck with them.
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Probably a bit, there was a thing in the past where someone (may have been Kody?) asked Drake if he wants to swap places with Kody while he acts like Drake.
 
I NEED the full clip of Landon vs the other retard scene. It was pure kino.

Dramatic showdown between two retarded pussies, retard #2 who's name I can't remember becomes the Rhino, both are very careful to make sure the other isn't feeling physically threatened, the short one offers up he's afraid of the tall one due to his height unprompted, and fight gets broken up by Binx being Binxy and fucking up scenes for no benefit, the only thing she ever does.
 
Dedans said:
Laura has been the only semblance of animosity in the tank since Alex B, besides freeloaders (who are tossed out within 30 mins).
She is capable, schizo, and one of the best freeloaders of all time. If she can lock in she will make this season. Kicking her is a retarded move.
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She's been a drag for days, I agree she was an amazing freeloader for a couple of days, but the longer she lingers the more it brings down her appearance overall.
 
Aidan said:
He's been doing this bit for weeks now with James Drake.
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Yes I know this. I get that it's a bit but I genuinely I do think that there is some truth in gassing him up. He slipped a note to Drake last night about the tranny. He's been whispering to him a bit kind of in the background so I legitimately do think that they like each other.

It probably does suck to be working on the show stuck in a heap of filth while always on edge. Even Jet and Ben get their peace wrecked constantly by something fucking retarded.

Even if you are chaos incarnate, you will still get fucking annoyed with this.
 
Polyboros2 said:
She's been a drag for days, I agree she was an amazing freeloader for a couple of days, but the longer she lingers the more it brings down her appearance overall.
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She was so good because she had JD to fuck with, and he was an excellent target. She's still great, just working with what she has. Bashir is still wearing salsa covered clothes, no matter how zen he appears, pushing him further would make him miserable. He's lucky production sent Letty to tell Laura to keep it psychological with Bashir; they need him to stay for the competition.
 
Aidan said:
This is FakeandGaytank now with forced conflict no one cares aobut.
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That's kind of what I'm saying like it's REALLY really exciting to watch freeloaders come into the house and seeing who can last and who cannot. Like the adrenaline rush of watching the tranny sex pest get dragged out after getting his ass beat by an autistic janitor right after watching a victory that felt like watching a war movie.... It's pure kino. Last night was a highlight of the season brought on by production going with the flow.

Throwing scenarios at people and just seeing what they do is content. Forcing them to do something unnatural to them is always going to feel fake and gay ...because it is fake and gay.
 
Meiwaku said:
You have no idea how upset I am that friend tank is over.

I still believe that friendship can conquer all. I am not dooming.
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We left Neptunianism and now we're entering Goranian territory. Welcome to Fishtank.
Come suffer with us.

Regarding the show: Artificially creating conflict will backfire, just like usual. We'll see how this plays out.
 
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