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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Artificially creating conflict will backfire, just like usual.
It already is. I know she's here as production, but if they really wanted someone to do something worthwhile in this challenge they'd put Letty in one of the pairings. She is the best Fishtank schemer to ever do it, and just has an insane ability to see through everyone and hit their weak points.
 
The fish closing ranks and banding together to fuck up freeloaders was actually something fun and different that they really could have played in to.
Like genuinely I was excited for Friendtank to face Infinity niggers.

And honestly good sportsmanship is a part of playing a game
It already is. I know she's here as production, but if they really wanted someone to do something worthwhile in this challenge they'd put Letty in one of the pairings. She is the best Fishtank schemer to ever do it, and just has an insane ability to see through everyone and hit their weak points.
She is fucking psychic. I did not see the season that she was on but I saw some recaps that she did from her live stream where she was going through what the fish were literally thinking and basically telling them what to do in her head and they did exactly as she thought they would. She even made a joke that they could hear her speaking to them.

She's insanely good at this.

You could literally put her on every single team and just have a rotation mog.
 
This kinda sucks man, this is what Redditors have been clamoring for?
 
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Agent LAURA has been deployed to kick in the door.


James "Wise Dragon" is still cleaning his nest.
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This is how you end up with dumb shit like in season 2 where TJ and Shinji barely spoke to each other all season long and then they became "brothers"
 
She is fucking psychic. I did not see the season that she was on but I saw some recaps that she did from her live stream where she was going through what the fish were literally thinking and basically telling them what to do in her head and they did exactly as she thought they would. She even made a joke that they could hear her speaking to them.
All you need to know is she lost S1 because the other finalist was giga autistic simp bait, a decision everyone has retrospectively understood was fucking retarded and people just consider her the real winner now.
 
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This can't be real. Bashir is seriously fighting life and death to keep friendtank for no reason
Just let the retards fight it out while you sit on the side man
 
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This can't be real. Bashir is seriously fighting life and death to keep friendtank for no reason
You fail to see the bigger picture.

There is a beauty here that needs to be extracted and is worth preserving. Autistic retards can be interesting without peepeepoopoo. That people can grow and become friends and have character development and giant arcs even if they lose.

You must think not of the content now, but of the content of the future.
 
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