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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Unfortunately didn't get a screen cap, but James Drake took the bell from the market door, took a screw out of the wall using a butter knife, hung the bell on the screw and screwed it to his door so he will always hear someone coming. I love this guy
 
The ending leaving burt was Kino but the whole vegas and ride there sucked because most of the time their internet would go out and at vegas they couldn't film in a lot of places without permits.
Night 1 of Vegas was good because of the absolute surrealism of it. It broke down the concept of what Fishtank even was and it was great, but yes after that it fell apart (Save for them trolling the hotel owners in the lobby for kicking them out)
 
Failtank: Split up, pretend you hate each other, and try to make people crash out by throwing gross stuff that no longer bothers them.

Wintank: Here's two cases of water and 8 Nerf guns, it's world war 3, you're fighting over resources, move furniture around to create fortifications, if you get shot you have to be dragged back and wait 15 minutes to respawn, whoever has the most bottled water by the time I wake up wins.
 
Ok, this is why I love friendtank, even with this forced conflict. They like each other genuinely and it comes through and I like that. Bongo going "you'll pay for that, Landon", or the whole chest puffing Blaine and Landon did, you can tell they like each other.

Fuck it, lets see where this goes then. They came to like each other organically, through trials and hardship and a close proximity to each other. Let's see what happens when they're forced to fight it out.

Btw, this is one of my favorite clips of this season, just perfect. Fuck the peepeepoopoo hell house faggots. I watched every season, it always sucked, it was always lame because it was always shallow. Organic character growth is so much more rewarding a watch than hell house and a roid gorilla giving retarded advice to mentally ill people.
 
James Drake's fort is funny since he looks like he is playing Rust.

But it also annoys me because it reaffirms this guy can only be on the attack when he's told what to do most the time. Otherwise he just defaults back to defensive and passively monitoring the situation until he can whisper in someone's ear or let someone else be the fall guy (Lara in this case). But we shall see how this plays out.
 
Unfortunately didn't get a screen cap, but James Drake took the bell from the market door, took a screw out of the wall using a butter knife, hung the bell on the screw and screwed it to his door so he will always hear someone coming. I love this guy
Drake's genius on display.
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Landon really will align with anyone that happens to be currently talking to him. Has he had a single thought of his own this entire season?
 
James Drake's fort is funny since he looks like he is playing Rust.

But it also annoys me because it reaffirms this guy can only be on the attack when he's told what to do most the time. Otherwise he just defaults back to defensive and passively monitoring the situation until he can whisper in someone's ear or let someone else be the fall guy (Lara in this case). But we shall see how this plays out.
He literally can take the rest of the house in a fight at the same time, including productions. He's essentially Mr X if rough housing is an option. It's also why Frank could not work this season, he can't physically impose Drake and Drake will stand up for everyone else.
 
He literally can take the rest of the house in a fight at the same time, including productions. He's essentially Mr X if rough housing is an option. It's also why Frank could not work this season, he can't physically impose Drake and Drake will stand up for everyone else.
But that's exactly why I want to see him do that. The fact he has used proxxy hechmen most the time. I want him to use those muscles and actually be a villain.
No more nice guy act.
 
He literally can take the rest of the house in a fight at the same time, including productions. He's essentially Mr X if rough housing is an option. It's also why Frank could not work this season, he can't physically impose Drake and Drake will stand up for everyone else.
this is precisely why I want to see Frank in there, Frank vs Drake would be epic, Drake could be the first fish to actually defeat Frank and then what? Where does he go from there?
 
Total Stein death. Fuck that Jewish fag. He & Frank are so 2021

Poor Frank though. Fading career & Fishtank isn’t letting him on anymore. Guess he’ll just have to lean on his well off family. RIP Frank :/
 
But that's exactly why I want to see him do that. The fact he has used proxxy hechmen most the time. I want him to use those muscles and actually be a villain.
No more nice guy act.
To what end? What's the content? Besides the fact that Drake isn't a bully, everyone in the house knows they can't physically dominate him. He's not going to go push people over for 3 hours so you can get your kicks. They can set to a challenge just to give him some money, but everyone is just going to get pushed over and go back to where we're at.
 
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