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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
The Dragon Fort will be conquered unfortunately, because Jet said over the intercom that "Locking the doors is not allowed" and James interpreted that as "Blocking the doors is not allowed".

We lost DRAGON BROS.
 
Monkeymanbob said:
Total Stein death. Fuck that Jewish fag. He & Frank are so 2021
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I was kinda surprised he showed up, I felt like that was a Sam Hyde connection and we weren't going to see people like him or Tai with Sam in another state. I could see him doing a cross promotion thing by doing a remote broadcast of his show from inside the tank, but his entire plan seemed to be bringing a creepy degenerate that Jet and Ben hate into the house to act cringe to totally weird out a hardened party of survivors.
bango skank said:
Bingobongo is too powerful to have a meaningful final week. They ought to just give them a guaranteed payout to be freeloaders for the rest of the game and let Drake/Bashir/Landon battle it out for the W.
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I'd honestly be happy at this point if they just split the prize money, and we did a week long miniblood games in the house. Really this entire remaining cast is in my top 5 for Bloodgames 3: The Curse of the Lost Bloodgames 2.
 
Monkeymanbob said:
Total Stein death. Fuck that Jewish fag. He & Frank are so 2021

Poor Frank though. Fading career & Fishtank isn’t letting him on anymore. Guess he’ll just have to lean on his well off family. RIP Frank :/
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Maybe he should adapt and change his Hassling tactics.
 
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Current Plan: sleepmog them. Drake needs sleep the most.


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Drake plan: NONE SHALL PASS
 
Each emissary of the four clans agreed to no pee-pee or poo-poo, except James Drake, who made no concessions except (paraphrase); "If you fuck with us, I'll bring this whole house down. We are barricaded."
Bashir gave no guarantee on luggage safety (the nigga doesn't even have socks so why the fuck would he care)
Edit: 4 mins later, after more fortification: Laura "If there's a zombie apocalypse I'm taking this guy, fuck!"
 
🔥 TOTAL RETARD WAR🔥
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On this day in the year of our Lord Season 5, the NORMIE has declared HELLTANK. The Retards saught peace and for two concessions. The Normie said NO. He is willing to tear the whole house up. He has declares he WILL peepee. He WILL poo poo. He WILL tear them apart.

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On the Tard Reich lines, they agree Drake is the #1 enemy. They will fight one day, but today....it was the NORMIE who declared...
🔥 TOTAL RETARD WAR 🔥​
 
I am a little more okay with the gang up solely for the potential of the Siege of HelmsDrake.
 
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