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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
The way the battle lines are developing it’s pretty clear Drake is out next. I hope he at least gets an opportunity to earn a few G’s to go home with before he inevitably picks up the elimination gem.

I really want Retard Real World to end with the normie chad winning though.
 
As a stalwart Bashir fan, I will say that the FULL RETARD Drake and normal Laura is a TERRIFYING obstacle. Their fort is way better fortified.

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TTS has been completely helping them hardcore.


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For as good as Bashir is a leader, his weakness is strategic methods to get to his end goal. Drake is strategic but a terrible leader. He could not lead a retard team if production brings them.


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Blaine is actually a good master of strat here. He is tempting Laura with elimination worthy items like the fire Extinguisher. He knows they lack barricading so he's playing the psychological game.

They are currently making weapons non-stop in the computer room.


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James plans to recruit as well. Binx went. She is planning on switching. They're trying to take Landon....

Drake has the fort for better camping. The top stairs can hear all the TTS and have multiple rooms.

Will PEEPEEPOOPOO win or will Friendtank survive?
 
The most kino event would be the tard Reich alliance about to breach Helm’s Drake then Luke appears from nowhere to ride to the aid of his fellow normie Chad.
 
Dip Shitty Knights said:
This is nice and all, but I really wish the wiggers had given Letty's advice at least a day to play out.
They went from "here's how you can be more interesting" to "stop being friends immediately and sit it your fucking rooms for the rest of the show" for some reason.
Bad move imo.
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I dont think the intention was for them to all instantly barricade... but it was the obvious outcome. Production is just actually incompetent. But dont worry guys, total kino freeloader incoming. Totally isnt a Streamstar.
 
cuttysnark said:
Why does Drake say they have the only shower? There are showers upstairs
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They don't know. I don't think so at least....

I am willing to bet money Mints is sending strat TTS to Drake because

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C'mon man. The director cam is this focus. This is the arc they all wanted.
 
Speaking of showers, Drake could turn the bathroom into a gas chamber. Just trick one of them into going into the bathroom, then immediately barricade it and let them slowly lose their mind to the stench of rotting piss
 
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Flaky Binx relays the message.

🐯 THE TIGER SAYS HE WILL NOT SIDE WITH THE NO MORALS DRAGON 🐯

THE TARD REICH STANDS.

They will play out and pretend to be a bit weak and want to side with Landon. Landon is seeking negotiations right now.

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ncarto23 said:
I dont think the intention was for them to all instantly barricade... but it was the obvious outcome. Production is just actually incompetent. But dont worry guys, total kino freeloader incoming. Totally isnt a Streamstar.
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They definitely shouldn't have forced them to team up in public like that. Keep alliances secret but still spook them a fair bit. That's the way I wish it was handled.
 
LANDON letting himself be manipulated by the SNAKE Binx against his DAY 1 NIGGA James. He’s not the tiger, he’s the retarded genetic dead end LIGER.
 
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