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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
bango skank said:
LANDON letting himself be manipulated by the SNAKE Binx against his DAY 1 NIGGA James. He’s not the tiger, he’s the retarded genetic dead end LIGER.
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I know right? He should let himself be manipulated by Lara. Or manipulated by Bashir. Or let himself be manipulated by James Drake. Or let himself be manipulated by every other person who has used him as the list keeps getting longer and longer since he is very easily manipulated.
 
bango skank said:
LANDON letting himself be manipulated by the SNAKE Binx against his DAY 1 NIGGA James. He’s not the tiger, he’s the retarded genetic dead end LIGER.
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He planned this. If Landon betrays he will not be worthy of winning. Landon has an HOUR to decide.


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James also said he wants Bashir OUT.

It will be Bashir v Drake. This battle will decide.
 
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Sleep Paralysis Demon


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Fort Bashir is very third world. Not as bad as Twins and Blane but they're safe.

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Bashir and Landon talking. Bashir heard everything.

Bashir: "You (Landon) and the Twins stood by me at my lowest point. You ordained me as your knight. Thus, I have gratitude. I have to go for Drake. When we go against eachother, the game will be different."
 
I'm so glad that we have four contestants who are all entertaining in their own way.
So let's have Binx who is a boring, vacuous cunt and self inserts herself into every scene and ruins it for a third day in a row. That's a great idea. I'm so glad they took one of the most boring previous contestants from the show and given them free reign to suck the energy out of every situation.
 
foam rolla said:
I'm so glad that we have four contestants who are all entertaining in their own way.
So let's have Binx who is a boring, vacuous cunt and self inserts herself into every scene and ruins it for a third day in a row. That's a great idea. I'm so glad they took one of the most boring previous contestants from the show and given them free reign to suck the energy out of every situation.
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And they even double down and bring in her friend, Red Binx. Even more boring and vacuous than the blue one.
 
Ngl. Laura and James DARK are a power couple. She brings out the worst in him. He gets so pissed he can't think straight.

I think....we will find out why he's divorced tonight.

Bashir will attack after evening prayer. Will the e powers of good and friendship over letting the beast within thrive and win?

I look forward to it.
 
I'm convinced that wiggers have goldfish-level memory. We just saw the fish being super competitive with James Drake FUMING because of the loss and instead of just doing more of that they come up with some fucking fake and gay conflict.
Instead of the 50k at the end they would have been much better making the grand prize something like 30k and then using the other 20k for rewards in random challenges throughout the entire season. Did they even do fucking fishbucks this season(Like real life money ones not "fishbucks" you use in store)?
 
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