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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Same vibes lmao
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Bashir is right in the faggiest way possible: Production does in fact want exactly this. This is 100% what Jet wants, he's just acting as an accelerationist. He's also correct when he says that he gained the most fans because he goes specifically against peepeepoopoo house by just trying to be entertaining and genuine. But Hellhouse seems like the direction for the final week, so we will see which philosophy wins with the viewers.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Bashir is right in the faggiest way possible: Production does in fact want exactly this. This is 100% what Jet wants, he's just acting as an accelerationist. He's also correct when he says that he gained the most fans because he goes specifically against peepeepoopoo house by just trying to be entertaining and genuine. But Hellhouse seems like the direction for the final week, so we will see which philosophy wins with the viewers.
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He's not wrong, but he also capitalizes on this to turn people on the ones he wants eliminated. Now he's targeting James because it's convenient.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Bashir is right in the faggiest way possible: Production does in fact want exactly this. This is 100% what Jet wants, he's just acting as an accelerationist. He's also correct when he says that he gained the most fans because he goes specifically against peepeepoopoo house by just trying to be entertaining and genuine. But Hellhouse seems like the direction for the final week, so we will see which philosophy wins with the viewers.
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None of what he's saying is authentic though, he just wants Drake to walk. He knows he could talk the other two out the door because they have a collective IQ of 60, but Drake is immune to his horrible gaslight attempts.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Bashir is right in the faggiest way possible: Production does in fact want exactly this. This is 100% what Jet wants, he's just acting as an accelerationist. He's also correct when he says that he gained the most fans because he goes specifically against peepeepoopoo house by just trying to be entertaining and genuine. But Hellhouse seems like the direction for the final week, so we will see which philosophy wins with the viewers.
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James is bitching about I GOT DUMPED ON! Like this is the first thing that happened to him when he got fucked with.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Bashir is right in the faggiest way possible: Production does in fact want exactly this. This is 100% what Jet wants, he's just acting as an accelerationist. He's also correct when he says that he gained the most fans because he goes specifically against peepeepoopoo house by just trying to be entertaining and genuine. But Hellhouse seems like the direction for the final week, so we will see which philosophy wins with the viewers.
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Production wanting conflict doesn't mean he can do literally anything he wants and then puts the blame on them like he's a good boy who didn't do nothing.
He gained it being manipulative and his entire fake persona just shattered as he screams like a child how he's more popular so that means...???
Didn't go against peepeepoopoo house, he participated in it more than the majority of the fish, he just spoke against it regardless.

He literally could not embarrassed himself harder here, starting shit is one thing, and generally even encouraged, but to start shit and then in the same breath play victim? Yeah you're a faggot.
 
By far and away the most surprising thing that happened is that Landon actually stood strong with Bashir. Its likely he will go over to Drakes side later tonight just because its what he does but right now
THE TARD REICH STANDS
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
None of what he's saying is authentic though, he just wants Drake to walk. He knows he could talk the other two out the door because they have a collective IQ of 60, but Drake is immune to his horrible gaslight attempts.
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I agree, but thats what makes him maybe the greatest fish of all time, with everything genuine and endearing he does, there's always a knife behind his back. If he wasnt Muslim (not to say it itself is a weakness, but a target for hate on himself), he'd be completely dominate. Well, that and he's also kind of a pretentious dick sometimes.

e; this would be INFINTELY more watchable if I didnt have to hear this spics grating voice over everything
 
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