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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
She was raped and she said that she's legitimately kind of afraid of sex.

This is kind of funny because the one thing that she can't handle (hearing about groas sex) is the one thing that Bashir cannot do (perverted talk)

He needs a giant whore to come save him by telling disgusting sex stories.... It's really a shame that Binx is useless.....
His partnership with Vimp might prove useful to breaking Laura in this aspect.
 
If ever in doubt, consult the graphic.

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Landon suffers alcohol withdrawals.
He does a scene where he begs Richie for booze.

Later Production-Suit Letty comes in and gives him his first kiss (clickbait)

 
how would she get inside? she can't make it up the stairs from the basement, the front door? I mean lets be real the stairs in this house with the weak guard rails she'd literally fall and die, rachel is a huge liability (and huge)
She could make it inside, but it would take 8 hours or so, 4 hours spent rummaging through her bag, falling down the stairs, another 4 hours spent rummaging, then eventually making it up after a Ben back rub for encouragement.
 
Landon is such a wildcard so its hard to read him sometimes, but one thing he's consistent on is that he likes to mog the production for making a fool out of him. He doesn't see other fish as his enemy, he sees production as his enemy. It's an unwinnable fight but bless his heart from trying anyway.
 
The house is called to the living room for a challenge with candy on the line.
Its Spitwars, first person to fill their cup with spit wins.
James Drake optimizes by getting his snot in there too.

Jet throws single candies on the floor throughout the challenge.
 
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