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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Agares said:
If this guy can handle women with septum piercings, he can handle a few calls from the Fishtank fanbase. Granted there is a little bit of an overlap there too.
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Some guy thought he was being epic asking about a dick tattoo and the tattoo artist just grilled him on why he wanted his dick touched, he'll be fine.
 
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Jet continues psychic training by explaining "esoteric finance" (shilling silver)
"Silver is the most conductive metal. If you hold it long enough it will become your body temperature"
"wooooooaaaah"
"whaaaaaaaat"
"and that's why they use it in electronics"

Jet checks if twins had any psychic dreams about the challenge. Bingo was in the dorm closet with Suzie, Bongo has dreamt being other people for a while.

Jet asks them to graft and predict the loser:
"We're all in the bar, staring at each other getting ready to count up the candy"
"....wait like right now?"
"No you're doing a vision"

"One is pretty confident they're not losing, but the other three are kinda nervous, do you see what happens?"
Bingo see Bashir losing, she also sees Drake nervous. Bongo sees Landon losing. Bongo reminds Bingo she isn't supposed to be able to see when they graft.

Jet leaves and the twins try to figure out if the handles on the dumbbells are silver.
 
Agares said:
If this guy can handle women with septum piercings, he can handle a few calls from the Fishtank fanbase. Granted there is a little bit of an overlap there too.
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Some guy thought he was being epic asking about a dick tattoo and the tattoo artist just grilled him on why he wanted his dick touched, he'll be fine.
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I'm pretty sure Cuttysnark was referring to the funny address.
 
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Jet brings in two silver bars he says are 100oz each to show the twins. "This is what you need to defeat ZOG."
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Jet wishes he could get a silver sponsorship and he claims eventually silver will go up enough that 1oz = 1 acre of land. @Null thoughts on Jet buying silver bars instead of coins?
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Jet's talked about stacking silver several times over the years. He's supposedly been buying a lot for a long time. During S3 he said something like "Never sell. Sell into what? USD? Yeah fucking right." So I think he's a maximalist.
 
Watching Bashir over the past 3 weeks and now with him giving this "sermon" I realize I don't really even hate Muslims, I just hate sandniggers. If all Muslims were 130IQ gingers, I'd probably like them a lot more.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Watching Bashir over the past 3 weeks and now with him giving this "sermon" I realize I don't really even hate Muslims, I just hate sandniggers. If all Muslims were 130IQ gingers, I'd probably like them a lot more.
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I am ignorant on this but there was a point when reading a bunch of Islam stuff online where I thought, "This whole religion is for keeping retards in line." Otherwise you can't have society.
 
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More Owo lore: When froks made heaven/hell he made it on the physical plane because he wasn't smart, meaning you could dig to hell or fly to heaven. Cthulu was a demon who always had Froks' back; demons and angels aren't etherial beings, they're magical physical beings. Froks made the angels obssess over perfection. I'm guessing "physical plane" in this context does mean "metaphysical plane", but that shit still makes almost no sense.
Bongo got interrupted by the sermon challenge but sent Bingo and Blane to do it so she could keep going:
"Anyway, I know I seem prettier and more level-headed than Bingo"
 
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