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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Laura crashing out. Bashir just kinda done.

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The surrealism of the Easter Egg song going on with this is insane.

Bashir won, Laura spat on his jacket.
 
VANCE HE TOOK MY EGGS
VANCEEE SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM

Both these fags need to rope, just fight it out winner takes all. I'm now expecting a Bashir monologue about how this was a James Drake masterplan and that's why everyone else in the house needs to make him leave or else.
 
Laura is so cringe lol, her downfall as freeloader needs to be studied.
It's pretty straight forward: shes billed as LE EPIC AGENT OF CHAOS XD but in reality she's just a walking ball of trauma who was only funny because she got under JD's skin. After that she tried to apply it to Bashir but it didnt take and she started actually getting tilted.

She's just Raped Letty
 
Was it a bad idea to have a fight over a few eggs and waste the whole hunting time? Yes.

Was it a half gay fight with lots of "Production waaaaah!"? Yes.

...


...was it more entertaining than the egg hunt? YES.

*Edit* And now it's just a full Laura crashout. Worth it.
 
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