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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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I told you Niggers. FRIENDTANK NEVER DIES
 
I seriously cannot stand every time Bashir metafags and talks about "muh Fishtank should be such and such" it's such cringe reddit soy faggotry, as befitting of a man who describes Aryeh as one of his favorite fish.

Reminder that Bashir ranks Aryeh in his top 3 favorite fish of all time and no other reason to dislike him matters as that fact alone is sufficient for a fatwah to be issued.
 
Drake mogged by the floor:

Blaine going FERAL:

FRIENDTANK IS BACK:
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Am I crazy or did the Twins look the lighest? Or was that suitcase packed to the gills?
Its not even remotely full from the look of it. I think the final order is going to be:
Drake
Landon
Twins
Bashir

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Im not watching 6 days of this and no Bashir. Rig this shit, jet.
 
Jet is in a BAD mood, holymoly
I wonder if it has to do with the reaction to bringing ANOTHER egirl on.... How can this fuckin retard be surprised at this point.. last few days have been so low effort from prod - Letty challenges, him lazily throwing candy around the house, brought on 2 sex addict niggers talking about fucking all the time. It's been so hard to watch.
 
STUPID FUCKING E WHORES I WANT MY CONTESTANTS
 
Our dear fish are reminiscing covered in battle scars. It’s a good cast Jet. I kneel. I despise Bashir, but I respect his hustle to stay in the game.

Hopefully some of these fish will be back as freeloaders or npcs in another blood games type thing.
 
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