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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Tonights clips that I've collected:

Candy Elimination, post-recount (full):



o7 Landon:



Blane says goodbye (dont look up his twitter @, it's fucking cancer):



BingBong have a domestic:




Laura is acting like she drank a whole bottle of liquor... she had literally one shot:



I started recording this and let it go for 3 minutes before I realized it was garbage,
But, here's Kimmee's boxing match with a midget, I guess:

 
SenorKrinkle said:
but ice wont be able to rip the show off, not really, the whole thing will fail, just as every season of FT 'almost' does (except for s4 which actually failed) because a show like this is inherently pure chaos. IP wouldn't get it right and everything would crumble.
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He will absolutely be able to rip the show off, because Eddie can throw infinite money at it. If that's the direction jet wants to take shit(kicktank, safe-edgy) then Ice could totally rip it off.

he'd also just cast IP2/Cx people and script the whole thing and his paypigs would go band-for-band with jet's(and keep all the money in Eddie's Stake/Kick ecosystem), it's the best business descision for him and eddie to snake the wiggers rather than keeping "outsiders" on kick - and for all my shit-talking, I don't think jet would be down to become a sponsored gamba streamer, and if he does he's truly a soulless faggot.

nobody on KPP cares about content anyway. apparently jet too since he's now explicitly pandering to that crowd. I said earlier, safe-edgy reboot will doom this shit.
 
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Fishtank is admittedly a ripoff of Ice's old closet streams. It's dumb to say he wouldn't be able to do it.

The problem with him would likely be that he'd go back to the well with the same old group of people he uses for nearly every single event.
 
Halloween23 said:
Fishtank is admittedly a ripoff of Ice's old closet streams. It's dumb to say he wouldn't be able to do it.

The problem with him would likely be that he'd go back to the well with the same old group of people he uses for nearly every single event.
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Not knowing who this guy even is, the real problem is you can copy Fishtank down to the last detail, but what makes Fishtank is the cast, and I really doubt some faggot retard streamer can cast like the wiggers can
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
He will absolutely be able to rip the show off, because Eddie can throw infinite money at it. If that's the direction jet wants to take shit(kicktank, safe-edgy) then Ice could totally rip it off.

he'd also just cast IP2/Cx people and script the whole thing and his paypigs would go band-for-band with jet's(and keep all the money in Eddie's Stake/Kick ecosystem), it's the best business descision for him and eddie to snake the wiggers rather than keeping "outsiders" on kick - and for all my shit-talking, I don't think jet would be down to become a sponsored gamba streamer, and if he does he's truly a soulless faggot.

nobody on KPP cares about content anyway. apparently jet too since he's now explicitly pandering to that crowd. I said earlier, safe-edgy reboot will doom this shit.
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isn't this new chick only there for a day tho? idk, maybe the wiggers are shooting themselves in both feet and their dicks at the same time, could be, but I just don't think IP would be able to actually pull it off, half the fun is that this show isn't safe, it's that it's edgy, take that away and you're just left with a livestream big brother and that doesn't have the same draw at all.

Besides it's pretty obvious the wiggers switched to kick because they were having problems with youtube, using kick doesn't automatically mean they're selling out (it wouldn't surprise me)

I just don't think you can pull this show off as "advertiser safe", IP can throw all the money he wants at it but it won't have the same impact as FT has.
 
Halloween23 said:
The problem with him would likely be that he'd go back to the well with the same old group of people he uses for nearly every single event.
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Old Ice is still alive too, somewhere. Last seen in his 2020 Japan streams. Kick cucked him just like twitch and mixer by putting him on an exclusivity contract and then threatening his bottom line if he lets anything too edgy happen.
Wiggers would do better by poaching Ice and egging him on into becoming an antagonistic evil wigger again rather than trying to cozy up to yet another platform that cucks content.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Not knowing who this guy even is, the real problem is you can copy Fishtank down to the last detail, but what makes Fishtank is the cast, and I really doubt some faggot retard streamer can cast like the wiggers can
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He's actually pretty good at putting on events. He just has a cast of characters he goes back to the well on a lot. It'd be like if Jimmy and Jon were part of every season of fishtank. It'd get old.
 
Day 23 recap!
 
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SenorKrinkle said:
half the fun is that this show isn't safe, it's that it's edgy, take that away and you're just left with a livestream big brother and that doesn't have the same draw at all.
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That's what Jet wanted to do this season, but that got nuked with the Computer Lab. This season's good because they cast MDE fans who are down to fuck shit up, not because of Jet's god-awful direction.
If jet got his way we'd be watching goo-crafting and market late-shift jobs all day. The MDE fans he cast nuked his nontent "gamification" "fair house" bullshit by actually understanding what makes fishtank good, ganking the epic discord freaks jet wanted to bring in as freeloaders, and wrecking shit.

Imagine if he'd cast randos or kick streamers who went along with the "rules" - we'd be watching abject nontent with cameos from Clavicular, ABZ, and Ac7ionman.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
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The whole final standoff for the candy with the Landon theme playing was hilarious. Really enjoying when they throw music over stuff at key points.
The Landon theme coupled with this exact moment was like, 24 days in the making.
They should bring the Tiger back to close out the season as a Janitor Freeloader, or even just hire him as the official Fishtank Janitor in every season going forward.
 
Can I please just have Bashir talking about autistic movies or the Twins spergging out in confessional?Or Drake cleaning? Literally anything but the freeloaders?!?!?
 
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Just to illustrate how raped kick is, fishtank has 4.5k on elimination night while shit is still happening and Ice's "bachelor" ripoff with a bunch of OF thots competing to see who gets to date a fat arab ex kick admin who's entire content is getting drunk and rambling at the camera is pulling over half that while nothing is happening and everyone's asleep.

kick is fucking AIDS, the numbers are all fake, they don't allow anything fun, and the money all comes from Eddie/Stake. it's twitch but it's a casino for kids instead of a porn site for kids.

I guess that's slightly better though, but it's like asking a hypothetical where both options are Hell.
 
I'm just pissed we still don't know what the last room is. And now Landon won't be able to see it.

What if the real Ghost Politics is in there?
Or a museum for the evolution of mops?

Edit: I'm foolish. I forgot the goo room.
 
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