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Gorillas have small penises in proportion to their large bodies. Humans are actually the primates with the largest donger relative to body size
🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
- Thread starter Rache Bartmoss
- Start date
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!
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Barnacles have the biggest relative to body of all animals, since they are immobile they just reach around with it to find other barnacles.
Landons that barnacle dick nigga.
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Gotta remember to tell my man he’s hung like a barnacle then. I’m sure he’d love that
John Egbert BD
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It's a jewish comic.
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How to survive nuclear war with Bongo.
Bingo Bongo 24
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Mints you arent funny. stop spamming tts
SenorKrinkle
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"Fuck you Ghost Grandpa!"
-Hopefully Landon soon
-Hopefully Landon soon
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I love this show
Bashir is upstairs talking about an esoteric book to the Bashtards.
There's a superbed in a Drakefort with a retarded Janitor and an Autistic Redhead.
Autistic twins in ketchup and mustard costumes watching. Tts is trolling about nukes going off.
Bliccy is talking about detrans boobjobs and getting some gender affirming scoliosis care.
Bashir is upstairs talking about an esoteric book to the Bashtards.
There's a superbed in a Drakefort with a retarded Janitor and an Autistic Redhead.
Autistic twins in ketchup and mustard costumes watching. Tts is trolling about nukes going off.
Bliccy is talking about detrans boobjobs and getting some gender affirming scoliosis care.
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Search bar, dumbass https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-1715
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I also made cheese fries in honor of our Janny, but I didn't put enough cheese on them.
best focaccia I've made tho, so that's a win
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Day 24 recap:
- Blane chose to leave the tank after Landon was eliminated.
- Bingo and Bongo were fighting with each other in the Jungle Room due to heavy drinking. Bingo would also come to the confessional to clear things up about her relationship with Bongo.
- For a night, Kimme was constantly hassled by TTS and production, such as Vance playing as "Chicken Vance", thus making it hard for her to sleep after being welcomed on the show.
- LANDON IS BACK!!! Despite being eliminated last night, Landon was allowed to stay at the house. However, he will be employed as the house janitor for the rest of the show.
- James Drake's girlfriend, Carolina, was sperging on Twitter over Letty cuddling with his boyfriend. Carolina said she was not mad at James because she believes that he is loyal. However, she would be mad at Letty and even consider coming back to the tank to beat her. In the morning, Letty learned what Carolina had said about her and James, and would use it against him. James didn't take her bait because he didn't consider Letty a threat to his girlfriend.
- Bam returned to the house with his parents. April & Phil.
- Bashir did an impression of Alex B by wearing the clothes that he wore and left on the show.
- Jet revealed today is Suzie's last day, and got her a send-off cake. Suzie would leave the tank.
- Letty announced a challenge: Phil & April Talent Show. Everyone had to showcase their talent, and Bam's parent will decide who the winner is.
- List of all participants' talents:
- Duanyay: twerking
- Twins: speed drawing animals
- Kimmee: bird calls (it was fairly impressive)
- Vimp: She composed an original song for them with lyrics
- James Drake: Breakdancing that was admittedly sloppy and 50 pushups in rapid succession in honor of Phil and April's 50th anniversary. (He mentioned that he used to be in a boy band in middle school)
- Bashir: Mongolian Throat singing. (He does this poorly, but he does seem to be speaking Mongolian)
- Laura: She sings in Spanish Teresa opening theme (she was fairly good at singing)
- Landon: being un-ticklish while also mopping at the same time (he prompts everyone watching to try to tickle him, and the mop water is dirty, causing a smell)
- Phil and Laura settled that the most talented was Laura, and she got $500
- List of all participants' talents:
- Letty gave a secret mission to multiple people in the house:
- Bashir: Prank the twins. If he does this to her satisfaction, she will get Bashir's laundry downstairs in the basement and wash them so he can have his clothes back.
- James Drake: Tell Duany'ay in the confessional that he's gay and to suggest that conversion therapy is something he should try.
- Landon: Bag Kimmee. If he does so, he'll be a king in Fishtank.
- Bliccy, freeloader from season 2 and Bitchtank, best known for showing her pussy on camera, returned to the tank.
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@BlueWave1919, you’re doing a poor job proving you’re not Mints
