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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
THA PYONGYANG DADDY said:
Theres definitely been a couple really funny moments so far, but if they actually dont start getting wild i think this might be the last season for me.
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Maybe I'm innocent but this season has been such a palate cleanser after the failure of S4 and a nice change of pace from Hellhouse, Sam (whos enthusiam had definitely waned post Famous House), Frank, and back to back ickypukers challenges etc. Even bringing back old faces has been quite amusing, even if Alex B was annoying and Binx overstayed her welcome.
 


They are finally done making the goo. Or atleast the first goo. Batch of goo? What are we doing lads.
Now their mission is to cut these into even portions, and to pack them into plastic containers.
Using the conveyor belt was recommended by production.
They also need to name the ''strains'' of goo. This seems heavily influenced by the game SCHEDULE. (they used music from it earlier)
Man this feels quiet without the TTS.

They go for 10 oz. per container. Burt will be the first to name the strain, and to label the containers. There's goo on his papers.
Okay the conveyor belt is kino actually.

Bashir names one Nishapur, after an Iranian city famous for turqoise, and Fayruz which means turqoise in Iranian
Burt names one Blue's Jews. Yup.
Man this is going at a snails pace gonna call it there bros.

Song is Days Like This by Melani L. Skybell (almost skybull lmao)
 
THA PYONGYANG DADDY said:
Theres definitely been a couple really funny moments so far, but if they actually dont start getting wild i think this might be the last season for me.
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I said the same thing after Seasons 2, 3, and 4. See you day one of season six buddy.

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Decapitated Nigger Baby said:
>betray everyone
>win a competition
>get your clothes fucked up by bpd bitch
>get everyone actively plotting against you
>be stuck in a torture room with a useless gay black retard sex pest for 2 hours straight as a reward
This is the 8th circle of hell and Bashir is in it right now
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There is a lot of dick sucking here for Bashir, Most people in the tank sided with Bashir and it has been like that for a while now, Most of the time its 6 vs 2 and then when Bashir fails he plays the Muslim guilt trip while being a hypocrite. Plus he was already eliminated but yet is still here. If he didn't push his cult bullshit and wasn't a hypocrite then it wouldn't be so bad.
 
Minorityreport said:
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They are finally done making the goo. Or atleast the first goo. Batch of goo? What are we doing lads.
Now their mission is to cut these into even portions, and to pack them into plastic containers.
Using the conveyor belt was recommended by production.
They also need to name the ''strains'' of goo. This seems heavily influenced by the game SCHEDULE. (they used music from it earlier)
Man this feels quiet without the TTS.

They go for 10 oz. per container. Burt will be the first to name the strain, and to label the containers. There's goo on his papers.
Okay the conveyor belt is kino actually.

Bashir names one Nishapur, after an Iranian city famous for turqoise, and Fayruz which means turqoise in Iranian
Burt names one Blue's Jews. Yup.
Man this is going at a snails pace gonna call it there bros.

Song is Days Like This by Melani L. Skybell (almost skybull lmao)
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They finished the first batch, 10 tubs of goo. It took them 2 full hours.
 
Raskolnikov's Pillow said:
After 5 seasons production STILL keep the fish up all night and do shit at 4am, so annoying. I woke up 8am EU time and half the fish were still awake and knew today would be a wash.
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Yeah and it's crazy how some people are complaining about the Fish being boring and not production still not giving anyone else something to do during the goo room bit. They came alive during the challenge. But being tired and being given nothing doesn't constitute them desiring to burn energy when they are left to their own devices.
 
BlueWave1919 said:
There is a lot of dick sucking here for Bashir, Most people in the tank sided with Bashir and it has been like that for a while now, Most of the time its 6 vs 2 and then when Bashir fails he plays the Muslim guilt trip while being a hypocrite. Plus he was already eliminated but yet is still here. If he didn't push his cult bullshit and wasn't a hypocrite then it wouldn't be so bad.
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Amazing how you manage to post just seconds before mints appear on screen every single time
 
LOOOL Bashir is fucking livid. [paraphrase] "So when am I allowed out?" Mints: "Erm... I dunno, that's up to Jet." "I need to pray." Burt: "You can use the bathroom?"
Edit: Production update 4 mins later.

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