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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Burt lore: he thought "Utz," the snack food brand, was an acronym "UTZ" until literally just now when he spelled out U-T-Z telling Jet about his favorite pretzel sticks and Jet corrected him.
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I've had these, they're pretty good. I think Utz is a solid brand, underrated even.
 
I'm so on board with the goo bit. Just slowly start adding fish as workers until the house is full of freeloaders hanging out downstairs while all the fish slave away in the goo factory. They should just tell them they're making more selling goo than tts and they're just going to give the prize money to the best goo worker. Fuck what if the van is a goo lab. I FUCKING LOVE THE GOO BIT
 
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Burt lore: he thought "Utz," the snack food brand, was an acronym "UTZ" until literally just now when he spelled out U-T-Z telling Jet about his favorite pretzel sticks and Jet corrected him.
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I've had these, they're pretty good. I think Utz is a solid brand, underrated even.

Burt actually likes utz pretzel "rods" :story: and that's not just a gay joke i've actually heard him specify this exact type of pretzel and eat them on stream.

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I said the same thing after Seasons 2, 3, and 4. See you day one of season six buddy.

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Yeah, you're probably right. I do tend to feel like this every season and so far its been redeemed everytime. I think jet gets a sadistic kick out of gaslighting the audience into thinking hes going to ruin the show. But at the same time jet has a very damaged psyche and i worry that his fragile self image will interfere with his decision making capability. CLONER NATION.
 
He needs to make 100 10 oz containers and each batch makes 12 containers worth so 83.333 batches ie 84
He needs to make 1000 10 oz containers, first batch was 10 10oz containers, so 100 batches. First batch took them over 2 hours.
Edit: Duanye is in the Goo Room. I'll see you guys for the finale.
 
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