🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Richie being kidnapped after "stealing" Vimp's shoe:

This is scripted but amusing. Recording got fubar'd after this but there was negotiations that broke down over the pork in pepperoni pizza.
 
After seeing everything on their clothes washed out to blank/white when the cameras go to nightmode, they should look into getting merch printed that looks normal in regular light, but has They Live style messages on it in infared.
 
jet told everyone to go into the jacuzzi room for a challenge.
they all shuffled in and he told them its a "smell my piss challenge"
james drake fell over and needed help
Screenshot 2026-04-11 043450.png
 
Day 27 recap:
 
Last edited:
I like friendtank
ncFVe121Dj1022.webpchrome_9BBKVgExUB.pngfirefox_RItlrS1ZgC.pngchrome_qlZOOOqMYw.pngchrome_J7uNatImBF.png

Ive also noticed that Vimp and Bingo seem to have become very close friends. Wholesome. Honestly i like Bingo more when shes separated from Bongo and she comes out of her shell.
u2FJNT6qui1026.webp
 
Current Stox (highest to lowest):
BASH 61 (+4 since approx. 30 hours ago)
TWIN 45 (-10)
JDRA 44 (+3)
BURT 28 (-20)
DYAY 27 (-4)
LAND 26 (-2)
BLCY 26 (-6)
LARA 26 (-6)
ROBO 25 (-3)
VIMP 25 (-4)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,906 (+43)
The Twins 1,540 (+41)
James Drake 1,519 (+19)
Burt 1,221 (+9)
Landon 1,078 (-3)
Laura 992 (-55)
Bliccy 817 (+19)
Duany’ay 817 (-9)
Vimp 687 (-11)
 

Attachments

  • chrome_pBS5RRE7hD.jpg
    chrome_pBS5RRE7hD.jpg
    459.4 KB · Views: 30
  • chrome_CEiELR54Zp.png
    chrome_CEiELR54Zp.png
    21.7 KB · Views: 30
Last edited:
Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
chrome_fkFTr1CRAM.png
First row is 4 numbers.... all rows after are 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.
 
Plasticise said:
Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
View attachment 8840152
First row is 4 numbers.... second is 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.
Click to expand...
It's obviously some kind of board game. You start on the blank square then work your way around, I'd imagine. So make sense how she did it.
 
Plasticise said:
Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
View attachment 8840152
First row is 4 numbers.... second is 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.
Click to expand...
I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....
Click to expand...
shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 3 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time
Screenshot 2026-04-11 050343.png
 
Last edited:
>Jet really tried to make sure Bashir gets imunity so it's a clash of the titans in the final
>Managed to somehow fuck it up

Truly Goranian.
 
SneakEnergy said:
It's obviously some kind of board game. You start on the blank square then work your way around, I'd imagine. So make sense how she did it.
Click to expand...
Just Some Other Guy said:
I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....
Click to expand...
bookers said:
shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)
Click to expand...
They gave them a Chess/Checker set this morning to practice with so i think its more likely something like either of those.
Bashir was saying he does not remember how to play so he hopes its not Chess. I doubt Drake knows Chess.
 
bookers said:
shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 3 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time
View attachment 8840173
Click to expand...
I heard it could be a spin on El Estanque's challenge.

1775898575637.png
They roll a large die, and each tile has something different. On El Estanque, some tiles required players to drink purified cow urine (an Indian ritual drink) or take a pie to the face; one tile was even an elimination tile.
 
EmoMom said:
So is Frank coming tonight or nah? I’ve been hoping for a Frank and Twins confrontation for three weeks now
Click to expand...
doubtful, we can hope, but doubtful. Apparently Jet and Frank don't get along and Frank was only there because of Sam. I really want a Frank vs Burt rematch
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom