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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
>Alex B vs Burt to determine real winner of season 3
>creed one last breath statts playing
>Bashir has been re-instated as a contestant . . . Of season 3
>burt and Alex b are eliminated for winning the elimination season
>Bashir wins Season 3
>pay bashir the remainder of burts 50k
Calling it now
 
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A part of me wants James Drake to win so the autistic viewers know their place in the real world with a james drake landslide victory and their autistic parasocial haven taken away from them.

We truly were robbed of an epic finale thanks to autism/family guy.
 
David Spadem said:
A part of me wants James Drake to win so the autistic viewers know their place in the real world with a james drake landslide victory and their autistic parasocial haven taken away from them.

We truly were robbed of an epic finale thanks to autism/family guy.
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I agree with that part of you.
 
David Spadem said:
A part of me wants James Drake to win so the autistic viewers know their place in the real world with a james drake landslide victory and their autistic parasocial haven taken away from them.
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Brother I'm a normal guy. Live a normal life. I want escapism. I come here to watch the monkeys dance. And a near 40 year old failed actor losing to some autistic cartoon artists is funny as fuck to me.
 
Alex b is claiming he drove straight from houston to be there again. I don't know how much is bullshit, his looping, and real. He is also covered in scabs claiming he was involved in scooter accident. Every time this guy shows up...
 
Lonjil said:
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What I would give for him to be sober and explain his emotions. We have seen a nerdy anti social outcast rise to the mountain top only to be struck back down to the abyss. He is totally broken. I am very interested to see what happens post fishtank.

"Im not white knighting, im not simping, this isnt supposed to be about me...FUCK...its so hard"
I think he genuinely fell for Vimp and this is his first rejection. He does not know how to handle this at all. Hugely interesting to see live.
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I hate the fact I think I completely understand what’s happening to Landon.
Guy came in and got gassed up by production, fish and by the audience. His drunken antics were rewarded at first and genuinely encouraged cause he was “mogging production” and it was pretty funny.
Then his sober timidness and indecisiveness made him a target for tts sober which fuelled his aggressiveness when he was drunk, which goes too far and turns into crash outs.
Now he goes back to drinking cause he hopes he’ll get back to that personality that made him so likeable. But he can’t because the crash outs end up embarrassing him and making him more reserved and isolated sober. Which fuel the angry pent up feelings that make him crash out.
This is a million times worse then the nightlife scene where this sort of thing occurs because at least irl you don’t have tts crushing your broken morale.
 
Jackpot said:
Brother I'm a normal guy. Live a normal life. I want escapism. I come here to watch the monkeys dance. And a near 40 year old failed actor losing to some autistic cartoon artists is funny as fuck to me.
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He is right about the parasocial part on the twins though. There is a weirdo faggot that posted an AI lewd image of Bongo in chat and rightfully got told to fuck off (same guy only posts weird shit about them).

To me, they should kick everyone, throw Binx from a trebuchet and spend the 50k in an actual goo factory.
 
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