🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

FINAL ELIMINATION CHALLENGE RECAP​

Goodbye, Season 5! ​

• The final two came down to JAMES DRAKE vs. THE TWINS. The final elimination would be determined by the FISHBOWL, a long series of challenges taking place through the evening of Day 29 and all of Day 30. Letty, Jet, and Ben serve as judges.
• Challenge 1: LASSO THE FREELOADER. Players must throw a rope lasso around a stationary freeloader. Bongo misses all five. Drake lands three out of five. 1-0 Drake.
• Challenge 2: BIGGEST BULLY. Players have to be mean to others in the room. Twins win by judge vote. 1-1.
• Challenge 3: FIRE THE AUDIENCE. Players had to berate the audience and fire them for being bad fans. Drake wins by judge vote. 2-1 Drake.
• Challenge 4: CATCH THE DIDDYMELONS. Players had to catch watermelons covered in baby oil. Drake 3/3, Bongo 1/3. 3-1 Drake.
• Challenge 5: BUILD A DESK. Players had to build an IKEA desk. Drake quickly finished, while the Twins didn't even use all the parts and couldn't finish. 4-1 Drake.
• Challenge 6: IMPRESS ALEX B. Alex B was returned to the tank. Players had to do something to impress him. Alex B chose Twins. 4-2 Drake.
• Challenge 7: WHO CAN GET SWEATIEST? Players had five minutes to get as sweaty as possible. Drake does a straight five minutes of jumping jacks and wins by judge vote. 5-2 Drake.
• Challenge 8: BURT VS ALEX B. Twins had to back up Alex B and Drake had to back up Burt in a verbal argument over who was the better S3 contestant. Twins win by judge vote. 5-3 Drake.
• Challenge 9: HURT BURT. Players had to... hurt Burt. Drake wins by judge vote. 6-3 Drake.
• Challenge 10: SMELL THE FREELOADER. Players had to guess which freeloader was standing in front of them. Both went 6/6. Judges award both a point. 7-4 Drake.
• Challenge 11: MOST TRAUMATIC LIFE STORY. Players had to tell a sad story about a traumatic event from their life. Both went with dead pet stories. Drake wins by judge vote. 8-4 Drake.
• Challenge 12: WORST RUG BURN. Players had to give themselves a rug burn. Drake wins by judge vote. 9-4 Drake.
• Challenge 13: BEST KISSER. Players pick anyone willing and give them a passionate kiss. Bingo kisses Landon on the lips. Drake concedes, twins win by forfeit. 9-5 Drake.
• Challenge 14: BEST MODEL. Players had to do a photoshoot, best pics wins. Narrow Twin victory by judge vote. 9-6 Drake.
• Challenge 15: SPIN UNTIL YOU VOMIT. Players were fed Taco Bell and then had to spin around in place until they vomit. Bongo pukes first, twins win. 9-7 Drake.
• Challenge 16: SELL US THIS PEN. Players were given a pen and had to convince the judges to buy it. Drake wins by judge vote. 10-7 Drake.
• Bed time for the fish. They were allowed to rest up for tomorrow's challenges.
• Jet talks in the basement chat about potential between-season content. His current ideas are a party house weekend as a way to vet potential later players, and a "survival camping stream" where players have to fend for themselves in the wilderness.
• Challenge 17: BIGGEST PHYSICAL CHANGE. Whoever changes their physical appearance the most wins. All three go right for shaving off all their hair, with Bongo even doing eyebrows. Twins win by judge vote. 10-8 Drake.
• Challenge 18: RETURN TO YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. Players had to undo what they changed to the best of their ability. Drake leaves a huge bald spot on the back of his head; twins win by judge vote. 10-9 Drake.
• Challenge 19: SUPER CAFFEINE. Drink the most energy drinks within a few minutes. Drake slams a Monster and shotguns another. Judges give him "style" points and the win. 11-9 Drake.
• Challenge 20: LONGEST HEADSTAND. Very botched; they limited them to 5 minutes at first, and both went 5 minutes. They then did a SUDDEN DEATH head-to-head. Bingo eventually gives in; she's visibly very angry at herself and mopes for a while. 12-9 Drake.
• Challenge 21: GIVE YOURSELF A PANIC ATTACK. Drake wins by judge vote. 13-9 Drake.
• Challenge 22: MOST ACCURATE MUSLIM PRAYER. Bashir was returned as a freeloader to judge the fish on their prayer. The twins, despite previously having it as a job to learn how to pray from Bashir, pretty much blow it. Drake wins by Bashir vote. 14-9 Drake.
• Challenge 23: IMPERSONATE BLANE ACCURATELY TO HIS MOMMA. Blane and his mother were added as freeloaders, and players had to impersonate Blane to her. Drake wins by Blane's Mom vote. 15-9 Drake.
• Challenge 24: GAIN THE MOST WEIGHT. The fish were weighed and then given Taco Bell. Whichever fish gains the most weight (by percentage, not total) wins. Bingo, only weighing 95 pounds to begin with, gained 2.9%, winning it for twins. 15-10 Drake.
• Challenge 25: IMPRESS LAURA'S DOG. Laura was returned as a freeloader with her dog. The other freeloaders were kicked out and the players separated. Twins win by Laura's Dog vote. 15-11 Drake.
• Challenge 26: CREATE-A-SKATER. Inspired by the Tony Hawk games, the freeloaders had to find stuff around the house for the players to dress up like a custom video game skater. Twins win by judge vote. 15-12 Drake.
• Challenge 27: BEST GRAFFITI. Each player given a wall and spray paint; this one was determined by website NARRATIVE POLL. The website poll allegedly had some issues (Jet and Ben discussed whether it really did, or if it was just Drake fans complaining). Ultimately, the judges agree with the poll and twins get the point. 15-13 Drake.
• Challenge 28: BEST EBONICS. Players have to speak in "African-American Vernacular English" AKA talk like a hood nigger. Judges think Drake was more accurate but did give bonus points to twins for saying "nigga". Drake wins by judge vote. 16-13 Drake.
• Despite previously announcing the final elimination would be at 6 PM EST, at 5:55 PM EST Jet instead gives the fish a break and says they are going down into the basement to choose the next challenges. He says challenges will go on "past sundown" now.
• Challenge 29: BLOW THE MOST SNOT. Players had to approach the judge's desk and blow the most snot out of their nose. Twins win by judge vote. 16-14 Drake.
• Challenge 30: SCREAM THE LONGEST. Longest, not loudest, scream wins. Bingo completely blows Drake away, twins win. 16-15 Drake.
• Challenge 31: PISS YOUR PANTS. First to piss themselves wins. Before the twins even decide who is going to compete, Drake pisses himself on the spot within seconds with a visible wet spot on the front of his jeans. 17-15 Drake.
• Challenge 32: SHIT YOUR PANTS. First to shit themselves wins. Drake asks if he can change his pants after; Jet says yes and again, within 5-6 seconds Drake just does it and says "done". Bam verifies by looking down his pants and poop is confirmed! 18-15 Drake.
• Challenge 33: MAKE PRODUCTION SPIT TAKE. The judges fill their mouths with water and the players have to make them laugh so they spit the water up, then measure how much water is left. After weighing the bottles, it is an exact TIE and nobody is rewarded a point. Remains 18-15 Drake.
• Challenge 34: UPSIDE DOWN DODGE BALL. The players are are given mirror glasses that flip their vision. Three lives, have to hit each other with dodge balls. Bongo pulls it off and goes 3-1 for a win. 18-16 Drake.
• Challenge 35: SMOKE THE MOST CIGARETTES. Player that smokes the most cigs within 10 minutes wins. Must be one at a time, inhaling not required. Bingo wins by a very narrow margin of about a fifth of a cig. 18-17 Drake.
• Challenge 36: MOST RACIST SENTENCE. Players must write the most racist complete, grammatically correct sentence. Twins go for stating they hate "spics, niggers, and chinks" showing up at Bongo's job because they smell bad and complain a lot, and "thank god we're white". Drake goes for insulting Bashir's skin for being a white Muslim. The judges universally agree that James was holding back to preserve his outside reputation and give it to the twins. 18-18 tie.
• Jet announces that they are entering into the PENULTIMATE CHALLENGE. He immediately changes his mind and production takes a "brief recess" to the basement to discuss it. After about 15 minutes, JET CAM from the basement. There will be ONE final challenge, and additionally, they have decided to give second place a cash reward (previously, only first place wins anything). No specific number, but they "will make second place happy". Bam immediately after spoils this within minutes and states to the fish that second place wins $20k, just before the final challenge.
• Challenge 37 (FINALE): GOO WRESTLING. Most of the goo from Burt's Goo Factory is emptied into an inflatable child-sized pool. The twins are both allowed to compete, 2v1. Three rounds, to submission (have to tap out). The first two rounds go to Drake, Twins tap out after headlocks. Which means...

JAMES DRAKE
HAS WON FISHTANK SEASON 5
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