Now, I guess shipping takes weeks because of "AI" and too much incompetence.
No, it's unironically niggers and jeets who've ruined it.
Amazon nailed down the actual logistics of absurdly-fast shipping years ago and they've pretty much built out everything needed to get it done. I live out on the boonies (as previously stated, there's only a Walmart and a Home Depot here in terms of "big box" stores) and they have successfully delivered things to my doorstep 8 hours after placing an order (i.e. order placed at 11pm, order arrives at 7am).
The trouble is the contractors they use are hiring almost exclusively niggers (or jeets if not enough niggers are available, and they're just as lazy) and they don't perform well enough to keep the logistics train running smoothly, and unfortunately Amazon doesn't care enough to put their foot down and actively punish the lazy (or thieving) ones.
To understand why niggers are to blame, here's the kind of shit they do:
- Stealing the package they just delivered (i.e. they take a photo and mark it delivered, then take the package again and keep it for themselves):
- Stealing other packages or mail already on the porch after delivering their scheduled packages:
- Damaging packages or other property:
- Indiana (June 2026) -- driver drove her car across a freshly-cut lawn, dropped the package from her car, did a U-turn and spun out, causing more damage
- Florida (August 2026) -- driver hurled a package onto a concrete porch, the package landing with a thud and showing obvious corner damage
Amazon always claims "this isn't our standard" and "most deliveries go smoothly" but more often than not when a package is unexpectedly/inexplicably delayed it's because something like this has happened. It's also not technically
always a nigger doing it, but it almost always is. They're the only "species" collectively retarded and stupid enough to think they could do this and get away with it (i.e. their every move is literally tracked and there cameras fucking
everywhere, including in/on their own vans, but they still do it anyway).
Your package might not actually have been stolen or delayed intentionally, but think about what a courier subcontractor has to do when they catch a nigger stealing or breaking something. You either intercept the thief on their route (that requires at least
two people, but likely three -- a replacement driver, and a supervisor and HR rep to handle the firing, drive everybody out to intercept the thief mid-route and drive them back to "base" to finish the paperwork while the replacement driver takes over) or let them finish the day, fire them upon their return and eat the losses. If you just "call them back" without letting them finish the route, they'll know something's up and those deliveries all get delayed at least a day anyway unless you've got a replacement driver ready to go, which isn't always the case.
They're also lazy working within the logistics network itself, not just the last-mile delivery portion. They may break, misplace or misroute packages (or outright steal individual items or entire packages). UPS and Fedex are more honest about "misrouting" than USPS and Amazon are (Amazon's own network will just "omit" embarrassing status updates and flatly say "your package has been delayed" without further explanation; they know exactly where everything is, they just won't tell
you):
- Ajax, Ontario, December 2025 -- $2 million in merchandise stolen by five jeets and niggers
- Reading, Pennsylvania (December 2024) -- Spic steals ~$400k of merchandise
- Bethel, Pennsylvania (2025) -- Spic steals ~$50k of electronics
- Whitestown, Indiana (2024) -- Future doctor or lawyer "Byaombe Asukulu" steals ~$87k of electronics
- Orlando, Florida (2018) -- Spic (named Elvis, lol) steals gift cards and other products by shipping empty boxes and pocketing the items for himself (real brain trust there)
- Baton Rouge, Louisiana (July 2026) -- Nogs steal ~$30k combined; "Byron" and "Javontay" funding their law degrees, no doubt
- Springdale (2025) (original) -- Elghadi Kah, undoubtedly a fine upstanding suntanned immigrant, stole 44 packages, loaded them in a cart and strolled off the property with them
The funny thing is if you
don't pay for Prime and actually paid for shipping out-of-pocket (or you have Prime and you pay extra for faster delivery) and a package gets lost or delayed, if you bitch enough at Amazon they'll refund the shipping you paid. If you're using Prime to get free/fast shipping though, you're fucked. They won't refund any portion of your order (or your Prime membership fee). At best, they might give you a $1 digital coupon for some useless shit you'll never use.
Amazon
has had some pretty bad infrastructural fuckups, too:
Again though, this often comes down to idiot jeet and nigger drivers doing the bare-minimum effort to "tick the boxes and call the job done" (see the USPG2 thread for
lots of stories about terrible/incompetent jeet truckers/drivers).
Obviously Amazon doesn't ultimately care about this shit (and won't until it starts hitting their bottom line properly, which it inevitably will; they can't pass the buck forever) but the root cause for most Amazon package chicanery is thieving third-world subhumans stealing things or fucking things up.
The funny thing is Walmart's figured out
this part of the delivery problem and are actively deploying fucking
drones to just cut niggers out of the last-mile delivery process entirely. It works in places they've deployed it so far, and though it's got its own limitations (for obvious reasons), it's proving more reliable than employing monkeys and/or Uber drivers (or their equivalents), which is the funniest fucking thing I've seen happen in 2026 so far. Just the thought that "fuck it, build autonomous fucking drones we deploy on-demand to deliver up to 8 pounds of goods at a time to pre-approved trustworthy customers" is still ultimately cheaper in the long run than trusting random niggers to drive something two miles down the road. That amuses me immensely.
