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The objectively worst thing Columbus did was butterfly effect things to the point where now I have to hear overweight white women with blue hair be pissed off that people don't believe he literally never found anything and was the prequel to Hitler.
I'll need an expert in JJBA to tell me about what weeb Jesus' canonical powers are. I'm guessing his stand is convoluted and hard to understand. I bet it features crucifixes, wine, and other Christian iconography liberally though. Maybe he's got some kind of summoning power to smack sinners with fish.
I'll need an expert in JJBA to tell me about what weeb Jesus' canonical powers are. I'm guessing his stand is convoluted and hard to understand. I bet it features crucifixes, wine, and other Christian iconography liberally though. Maybe he's got some kind of summoning power to smack sinners with fish.
I'll need an expert in JJBA to tell me about what weeb Jesus' canonical powers are. I'm guessing his stand is convoluted and hard to understand. I bet it features crucifixes, wine, and other Christian iconography liberally though. Maybe he's got some kind of summoning power to smack sinners with fish.
The only two things I can tell you for sure are that Jesus would reject the choice of ZA WORDO and that the Golden Wind gang would have been down to help him overturn the tables and beat the shit out of the Pharisees after setting down their cups of water-now-wine.
Which reminds me, we haven't debated if Jesus' video game appearances are canon yet. Does the papistry have an official stance on whether Moist Critical is a divine medium for translating the good news of Space Boat Studios? Is Moist Critical a new age prophet after he decided to stop bathing and cutting his hair?
I'll need an expert in JJBA to tell me about what weeb Jesus' canonical powers are. I'm guessing his stand is convoluted and hard to understand. I bet it features crucifixes, wine, and other Christian iconography liberally though. Maybe he's got some kind of summoning power to smack sinners with fish.
Which reminds me, we haven't debated if Jesus' video game appearances are canon yet. Does the papistry have an official stance on whether Moist Critical is a divine medium for translating the good news of Space Boat Studios? Is Moist Critical a new age prophet after he decided to stop bathing and cutting his hair?
JESUS it's a good thing you're here I need you HEAL a total of THREE of the LEPERS until you can move on to the next town! I'll mark down the LEPERS on your MAP
Stop. Just stop. The law has been given. It is NOT his job to interfere. There are more suitable topics that might be appropriate. This is not one of them and is unbecoming of his position.
If you don’t denounce the LDS’s active political influence in Utah’s government then you probably should stop posting about this lol. There is nothing unbecoming of a plea for mercy of this kind. You’re acting as if the pope wants to pardon convicted death row inmates.
I'll need an expert in JJBA to tell me about what weeb Jesus' canonical powers are. I'm guessing his stand is convoluted and hard to understand. I bet it features crucifixes, wine, and other Christian iconography liberally though. Maybe he's got some kind of summoning power to smack sinners with fish.
His ability essentially gives the the power to redirect any misfortune away from him and onto others, like if you shoot a something at him it'll redirect and hit somewhere else. Essentially nothing bad can happen to the user. It's not nearly as exciting or ridiculous as some of the other stands in the series.
Also Jojo Jesus didn't ascend to Heaven after his resurrection, he fled to America by boat and had his corpse spread across the country so that the US president could host a horse race to have one of the contestants unwittingly gather the parts for him and make America the world's eternal superpower.
Glad I could add something to this theological discussion
His ability essentially gives the the power to redirect any misfortune away from him and onto others, like if you shoot a something at him it'll redirect and hit somewhere else. Essentially nothing bad can happen to the user. It's not nearly as exciting or ridiculous as some of the other stands in the series.
Also Jojo Jesus didn't ascend to Heaven after his resurrection, he fled to America by boat and had his corpse spread across the country so that the US president could host a horse race to have one of the contestants unwittingly gather the parts for him and make America the world's eternal superpower.
Glad I could add something to this theological discussion
Uhhhhh guys I just found two giant golden tablets in this attic and they say that whoever holds them has a really big penis and is also entitled to blowjobs from Sydney Sweeny and Lana Del Rey. On the bottom it says "From God".
Uhhhhh guys I just found two giant golden tablets in this attic and they say that whoever holds them has a really big penis and is also entitled to blowjobs from Sydney Sweeny and Lana Del Rey. On the bottom it says "From God".
