🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly / "u/Tight_Combination_61" - Alcoholic cry-bully Man-baby creep, serial FLAGGOT, grifting cancel pig, cucked by Adam Sellers the JewBull. Pisses in the basement and shits pants in public, banned Ren-Faire miscreant. Used his dying dog for content.

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Rate Jer’s appearance on DimCast IRL (5 being the best)

  • 5

    Votes: 16 4.3%

  • 4

    Votes: 3 0.8%

  • 3

    Votes: 9 2.4%

  • 2

    Votes: 71 19.2%

  • 1

    Votes: 271 73.2%
  • Total voters
    370
  • Poll closed .
Nibbles said:
Don, do your own thing, you don't have to be Casino Lite.
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Gator_Aids said:
A lot of the kino whales blessed him heavily for the last month. I think hes certainly carved out his own thing well but he obviously needs to play to the audience as well.

Honestly I like how the lolcow part of the Internet has adopted Halloween as their holiday.
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I think Don has potential, and the smooth talking, greasy haired newsman gimmick is a good angle to play, but he is only just starting out and he still has to learn to hit his stride. He's also leaning hard on the mutual overlap he has with the Kino Casino's audience because a lot of people tuned into his show while they were on break.

It's hard to compare to PPP's effortless flow once he gets hollering, and I don't think Don should try, but he does need to quit being so nice. He's too respectful to people he alogs, at least to people like Jer and Gary. All that said, dressing up for Halloween isn't really crimping on the KC, at least not so much it's egregious.

Don is also the only alog who's sprung up off the mouldering carcass of Jer's career who I think has any potential once Jer's burnout runs out of fuel. He just needs to play his cards right.
 
BREAKING POVERTY NEWS!!!
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IT IS WORSE IT IS ALL HIS AD READS LEAKED
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rearden_steel said:
BREAKING POVERTY NEWS!!!

Jer has opened his CV recently, and I checked the site he is using it is some sort of AI bs, an other one.
It is the sort of tool you would use to better your resume.
He is looking for a J-O-B.
HE IS BROKE!!!
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Just checked the site and it is a table of all the Ad reads:
It includes the price of his ad reads. which is good to know.
Here is a link and here is a screenshot.
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Rumble Wallet:
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rearden_steel said:
BREAKING POVERTY NEWS!!!

Jer has opened his CV recently, and I checked the site he is using it is some sort of AI bs, an other one.
It is the sort of tool you would use to better your resume.
He is looking for a J-O-B.
HE IS BROKE!!!
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What fucking job is this fat retard going to get. He can't work at McDonald's he's too retarded and unhygenic. He can't even work in a call centre since he can't speak a single sentence. Where does a tard like him even go?
 
yydszmiteg2 said:
Can you blame her? She probably has to clean the trail of shit this retard leaves behind every day.
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You can't blame her at all. Being married to Jer is like having a fucking schoolboy who isn't even a blood relative as your flatmate. "JEREMY, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MELONIE'S KNICKERS. JEREMY, YOU CAN'T PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT UNTIL YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK. JEREMY, CLEAN YOUR ROOM. JEREMY, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. JEREMY, I'M GOING OUT FOR PIZZA, GET TO BED ON TIME AND DON'T PISS IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN." When women complain about their husbands expecting them to be their mothers, they're talking about men like Jeremy.
 
yydszmiteg2 said:
What fucking job is this fat retard going to get. He can't work at McDonald's he's too retarded and unhygenic. He can't even work in a call centre since he can't speak a single sentence. Where does a tard like him even go?
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He could play DSP in the next movie (or more likely Kat, Phil looks kinda AIDS patient right now)
 
Laura Vanderbooben said:
Also his mom is not watching his show. If anything she’s probably incredibly embarrassed and pretending she watches it in order to coddle him.
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Like she doesn't have enough on her table without watching her depraved pervert manbabby of a failson fag it up and shit himself in public.
 
I was able to circumvent the block here are his ad read scripts
 

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Just checked the site and it is a table of all the Ad reads:
It includes the price of his ad reads. which is good to know.
Here is a link and here is a screenshot.
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There's no way these people are actually paying Jeremy thousands of dollars for the ad reads he gives. If so, holy shit. And we all thought Jer was overpaying Melonie. These companies are overpaying Jer waaaaaaay more in comparison. Jer's ad reads are worth $10 at best.
 
Dunbassterd1254 said:
I'm thinking she stays with him because she has all the power in their relationship. She can do whatever the fuck she wants and he can't do anything about it. He needs her more than she needs him, and he knows it.
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Wasn't there a leak of some sort of chat between Adam Sellers and somebody else that was released on Reddit, of dubious realism, that said just that?

Heather finds him clingy and annoying, but she's holding out for one reason or another for just a bit longer until the time is right to dump him. I think this is the same chat/post where Adam Sellers says he has so much shit he could release, without Heather minding, but he wasn't going to for one reason or another? This came out in May, I think.

Here it is... Was this ever proven to be real?

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QuarteringVlogs said:
Just checked the site and it is a table of all the Ad reads:
It includes the price of his ad reads. which is good to know.
Here is a link and here is a screenshot.
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This is possibly the worst thing Jer could have ever done.

While im shocked that hes getting paid these amounts we now know the only lifeline he has left and is clinging to. These sponsors are the only thing standing between him and bankruptcy. Every desperate moment of Jers life right now is trying to paper over his numbers so these sponsors don't cut him and his fraudulent ass off.

Knowing this, can anyone imagine if these folks caught wind of all his bullshit or saw the Ren Faire video?

Jer...
Jesus...

You just handed the j-logs your literal weak spot and begged them to take a shot.

 
yydszmiteg2 said:
Can you blame her? She probably has to clean the trail of shit this retard leaves behind every day.
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My theory is... well, her skin seems like it has a lot of sun damage. I think she's out there actually living life, not wasting her time living with Jer, the majority of the time.
So, essentially separated. But maybe Jer doesn't admit to himself that that's what they are.

Dunbassterd1254 said:
There's no way these people are actually paying Jeremy thousands of dollars for the ad reads he gives. If so, holy shit. And we all thought Jer was overpaying Melonie. These companies are overpaying Jer waaaaaaay more in comparison. Jer's ad reads are worth $10 at best.
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Holy fuck are they overpaying, must have believed his bullshit fake numbers (well, mainly on rumble, I don't know how much he fakes on youtube, not as easy there, I imagine). Now we know why he pays to fake them...
 
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