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I will put my life savings, house, and car on betting that Rick still believes the 2016 Russian hooker incident with the alleged pee pee tape and "losers and suckers" 100% happened despite the fact that even the left-wing media doesn't believe that anymore.
He must have posted his retarded Columbus screed 30 times today shitting up people's replies; he must have actually searched for mentions of Columbus day just to do this because there's no way those xeets showed up to him organically. Guy is mental.
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Fucking ribs.
Ashley wrote about doing weird shit with her pudding brained dad.
Patrick: no, child. It was actually probably Trump.
What a weird fat faggot
He's still president while youre still a fat faggot who abandoned his daughter. Imagine just seething 24/7 about a politician who sits in a house 630 miles away and has no actual real effect on your day to day life of being an unemployed layabout
It’s the same thing he does with everything else: never admit or acknowledge anything negative for him or his side, just like he hasn’t gained a pound since high school. A smarter person would come up with something other than just outright lying, but not fatty it’s very insane, his mental rigidity.
This was a chronically unfunny show that supposedly lost tens of millions of dollars per year and Patrick was far beneath their gaze. Imagine failing to reach the comedic heights of this:
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Sperging about Columbus. He's typing this in every politicians replies if they celebrate Columbus day. Nice way to spend a holiday you fat drunk
Of course he has never read up on the Alpujarras revolt and what the Spanish would do to them. Taino had nothing to do with Columbus but the Spanish fleet and Columbus would be long dead by the time the people there were gone. Let's just forget that Columbus died in 1506 and that the genocide didn't start to take place until 1514 and the population would drop to the low hundreds by the 1570's. Fuck, Pope Innocent III did worse shit. Guess where the term "Kill them all, God will know his own" started?
If a mainstream left-wing figure says something, Titty Ricky takes it as gospel, no matter how blatantly absurd or contradictory to the facts it is. What sets Rick apart is that he will keep believing those conspiracy theories even if they are conclusively proven wrong or the original source retracts them, because he can never be wrong, child.
I will put my life savings, house, and car on betting that Rick still believes the 2016 Russian hooker incident with the alleged pee pee tape and "losers and suckers" 100% happened despite the fact that even the left-wing media doesn't believe that anymore.
I know that Luther Morgan has his whole theory about lolcows, but from my observation, the major lolcows are all irredeemable blasphemers who believe that they have surpassed God and can manifest a new reality into existence in a Temu version of the first chapter of Genesis. Rekieta definitely fits into this category, as does Hambly. DSP's new reality is less grandiose, but he still tries to conjure a new world into existence where he can actually beat a video game meant for children. The Idea Guys eventually convinced Chris that he is literally Jesus, but even before that he believed that he could manifest his fantasies into reality. Fatrick is no different in this regard, in the sense that he's completely unconcerned with whether Pissgate was literally true or not because he has asserted the truth of it into reality and anyone who fails to accept his new reality is a diseased stalker child animal who will die in prison for blasphemy against Fat Pat, the new god of our reality.
"And Pat said, 'Let here be a Trump piss tape.' And there was a Trump piss tape and Pat saw it and saw that it was good. And Pat said, 'Let any stalker child who denies the Trump piss tape die in prison.' And the stalker children died in prison and Pat saw it and saw that it was good."
It’s the same thing he does with everything else: never admit or acknowledge anything negative for him or his side, just like he hasn’t gained a pound since high school. A smarter person would come up with something other than just outright lying, but not fatty it’s very insane, his mental rigidity.
Yeah, that is part of being a mentally stunted emotional teenager.
He is so incapable of growing up that he can never admit being wrong, in the present or the past.
Imagine the kid lying that their dad works at Nintendo still adhering to the same story in his late 40s and getting incredibly angry if someone doubts it.
Yeah, that is part of being a mentally stunted emotional teenager.
He is so incapable of growing up that he can never admit being wrong, in the present or the past.
Imagine the kid lying that their dad works at Nintendo still adhering to the same story in his late 40s and getting incredibly angry if someone doubts it.
We've seen that with Shane. Last I heard he streamed on his birthday to nobody. Even Patrick goes out with his dyke to some 3.5 star restaurant and pretends it's a huge deal with photos of the food.
