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Unironically one of the best things he could do for his hands is start lifting. When you have trouble opening a soylent bottle that's a sign that...

5$ says he gets the wrong type of collagen. I can't wait until we begin the CRISPR saga. He's retarded enough to order kits for it.

So I guess this is the excuse for sucking at Smash and hindering his comeback/reason to live. Idk but if I had fucked up my wrists playing vidya...

Aaaaand the excuses begin. Narci is way off on the skills, his wrists dying on her, and somewhere on that noodle is the realization that he wont...

"These alternative medicine snake oil techniques aren't working!" You don't say.