Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[EyelessMC]

PPP was a Ralph Retort fan and I’m supposed to believe a shitty fan service anime is unbearable? Okay buddy.

Different pain tolerance. PPP only likes Satoshi Kon films like a true patrician (he mentioned watching and liking Perfect Blue).
Also can we just enjoy the dissonance of PPP trying to deny having legit Asperger's despite repeatedly actually hitting himself in the head whenever he gets frustrated?

 

[Not Really Here]

have you seen an isekai anime? They're absolutely horrible. Also often there is loli features and its all weird.

Better than slice of life.

 

[American Bullfrog]

Different pain tolerance. PPP only likes Satoshi Kon films like a true patrician (he mentioned watching and liking Perfect Blue).
Also can we just enjoy the dissonance of PPP trying to deny having legit Asperger's despite repeatedly actually hitting himself in the head whenever he gets frustrated?

We all hit ourselves when angry, we all can’t tell facial expressions apart, and we all shit ourselves. It’s called being Alpha, bro. I’m on the Alpha spectrum between Based and Asskicker’s Syndrome

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

More of a personal appeal to me.

He brought up a story about a guy named Larry Miles, who was a big deal in Peterborough... Which gives some legitimacy to a lot of his other stories... Plus he had to have known him to know that he watched his brother die in a joyride gone wrong... For me I like surfer for these personal reasons, and want to hear more. Its just amazing to have found someone in this troll sphere who, A) lives in the same town as i, B) knew someone I knew very well. Its a small world I suppose, or maybe god is really out there.. Jk.

Call me crazy but i am very interested in that schizophrenic man. There is... Or was, more lore to be had. What a waste.

Is that Oxhorn in your pfp?

 

[Absurdity]

Here's a life lesson for all the bros in their 20s. Give yourself time and space to calm the hell down. It hasn't even been a week and suddenly PPP wants to retire after Surfer cried to Dudley Do-Right. Remember, even the most chill of heteros can throw fists if cooped up around each other for too long. There's more than financial reasons why you don't see many bros in their 30s and upwards who share the same place.

Just no Sudoku by mountie, please.

Ashton should follow through the Gunt Punt at least to the point where he's gaining weight again. It's the only manly way out of this!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

More of a personal appeal to me.

He brought up a story about a guy named Larry Miles, who was a big deal in Peterborough... Which gives some legitimacy to a lot of his other stories... Plus he had to have known him to know that he watched his brother die in a joyride gone wrong... For me I like surfer for these personal reasons, and want to hear more. Its just amazing to have found someone in this troll sphere who, A) lives in the same town as i, B) knew someone I knew very well. Its a small world I suppose, or maybe god is really out there.. Jk.

Call me crazy but i am very interested in that schizophrenic man. There is... Or was, more lore to be had. What a waste.

Found Surfers new roommate to take up residence on PPPs couch.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP Seethes & Copes - A Surfer Exclusive! (1)

Thumbnail: A HeartTank 64 Exclusive!

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Here's the first part of Surfer's stream last night, I assume he's posting the other parts now too.

EDIT: Here's Parts 2 and 3 https://odysee.com/@DrunkenSurfer:a/PPPSCASE2:6

PPP Seethes & Copes - A Surfer Exclusive! (3)

Thumbnail: Another HeartTank Exclusive!

odysee.com

 

[gaystoner]

PPP Seethes & Copes - A Surfer Exclusive! (1)

Thumbnail: A HeartTank 64 Exclusive!

odysee.com

Here's the first part of Surfer's stream last night, I assume he's posting the other parts now too.

Surfer pretending to be this 'old wizened' individual is hysterical. He gets told around36:00 he should shave because he looks like an unshaven testicle and he basically makes the argument that he used to do it 'when he was a kid' but whoever was asking that 'why are you shaving your testicles? what sort of sick things are you into?'

This dude is so unaware and refuses to do anything but claim superiority. Primo cow developing.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Surfer pretending to be this 'old wizened' individual is hysterical. He gets told around36:00 he should shave because he looks like an unshaven testicle and he basically makes the argument that he used to do it 'when he was a kid' but whoever was asking that 'why are you shaving your testicles? what sort of sick things are you into?'

This dude is so unaware and refuses to do anything but claim superiority. Primo cow developing.

I like when he said in the beginning "I get a little side tracked" would be the title of his autobiography.

 

[Absurdity]

I like when he said in the beginning "I get a little side tracked" would be the title of his autobiography.

He is the sidetrack.

 

[NickColeman]

Since PPP and Surfer have broken up, will Surfer now be producing similar style videos on YouTube?

 

[American Bullfrog]

Surfer pretending to be this 'old wizened' individual is hysterical. He gets told around36:00 he should shave because he looks like an unshaven testicle and he basically makes the argument that he used to do it 'when he was a kid' but whoever was asking that 'why are you shaving your testicles? what sort of sick things are you into?'

This dude is so unaware and refuses to do anything but claim superiority. Primo cow developing.

PPP did say that he was shielding him from nefarious Internet bad guys who wanted to take advantage of him.

Let’s hope he doesn’t get abducted by Ethan Ralph and made into the Faith 3.0.

 

[gaystoner]

PPP did say that he was shielding him from nefarious Internet bad guys who wanted to take advantage of him.

Let’s hope he doesn’t get abducted by Ethan Ralph and made into the Faith 3.0.

he thinks he's so intelligent and capable which is the ultimate downfall of someone while engaging in probably the most toxic userbase of the internet.

I'm excited.

 

[vulg]

We all hit ourselves when angry, we all can’t tell facial expressions apart, and we all shit ourselves. It’s called being Alpha, bro. I’m on the Alpha spectrum between Based and Asskicker’s Syndrome

this is a completely reasonable reaction to watching an anime you don't like

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP did say that he was shielding him from nefarious Internet bad guys who wanted to take advantage of him.

Let’s hope he doesn’t get abducted by Ethan Ralph and made into the Faith 3.0.

I mean is fucking a jewish twink really a big leap when you're fucking (((pantsu)))? I hope Ralph and Surfer do get together and I hope the Louisiana succubus is actually the Amazing Atheist and PPP goes full homo and takes the banana in the starfish.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Don't forget its also a performance, not a documentary.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP did say that he was shielding him from nefarious Internet bad guys who wanted to take advantage of him.

Let’s hope he doesn’t get abducted by Ethan Ralph and made into the Faith 3.0.

Getting impregnated by the Gunt would actually put some meat on surfers bones which isn’t the worst thing in the world

 

[American Bullfrog]

this is a completely reasonable reaction to watching an anime you don't like
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I bet these losers wipe their own ass. #ALPHAlife

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

PPP Seethes & Copes - A Surfer Exclusive! (1)

Thumbnail: A HeartTank 64 Exclusive!

odysee.com

Here's the first part of Surfer's stream last night, I assume he's posting the other parts now too.

EDIT: Here's Parts 2 and 3 https://odysee.com/@DrunkenSurfer:a/PPPSCASE2:6

PPP Seethes & Copes - A Surfer Exclusive! (3)

Thumbnail: Another HeartTank Exclusive!

odysee.com

Im trying to watch the solo surfer streams but they are some of the worst streams i have ever seen.
He keeps saying that the others streams where all about trying to reconcile with PPP and infact PPP has had his mind poisned by the succubus and kiwifarms.

Surfer also tries to recontextualise talking about all of the embrassing shit in the earlier stream as his attemtpt to reconcile with PPP. He says he didnt rat out PPP and that infact he didnt rat on anyone cause Ralph said so.

 

[PoNR]

Surfer is gonna finish the Death Note reviews on his own even though PPP is the one who got paid, just because he genuinely enjoys it. meanwhile PPP is commissioning reviews of degenerate lolicon and giving stale takes on boring mainstream politics no one gives a fuck about. and PPP cultists are still coping.