Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
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People seem oddly fixated on Shit-Lips' old Mile High Neon brothel fantasy, but he hasn't talked about that in years. The last time I remember him discussing owning a brothel was very early in the thread. I don't think he's had any aims on brothel ownership in a long time and has been more focused on becoming a "traditional" celebrity to attract women with fame and fortune, or to woo a female celebrity with his wooing songs that have wooing lyrics. His PAC was all about making it easier for him to get laid in Nevada to get by until he either got famous or scored a famous chick (and to trick hoes into coming into contact with him so he could buy their services), not opening his own brothel.
 
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It's so nice to see normies clue in on lolcows and making fun of weirdos online.

Rusty should have realized that political involvement will unearth all the skeletons in his closet. Way to go calling them whores and hookers on facebook, the PAC is fucked now (it was doomed from the get go, but still).
 
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TurdFondler said:
It's so nice to see normies clue in on lolcows and making fun of weirdos online.

Rusty should have realized that political involvement will unearth all the skeletons in his closet. Way to go calling them whores and hookers on facebook, the PAC is fucked now (it was doomed from the get go, but still).
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My favorite moments in the Louis Gagliardi thread are when the furfags and troons on Twatter warn all the other Twitter Tards about what a greedy, grifting, grotesque gut golem he is. It's the same thing here: the communities of people Dildo Saggins and Louie Lard-ass try to prey upon turning against them to make sure others know of their atrocious behavior so they can stay safe. It's poetic in a way.

And of course Russ never imagined that trying to insert himself into politics would bring him negative attention. Just like he thinks he would never receive any negative attention from becoming a celebrity or entering into a relationship with a celeb. His narcissism has written a script that these are the roads for him to gain the universal love and adoration (and pussy) he's rightly OWED for being an awesome, disabled, amazing, talented, brilliant nice guy! Everyone else is going off-script and intentionally keeping him away from everything he DESERVES because they're all bigots who discriminate disabled people!
 
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RodgerDodger said:
We should have hired hookers years ago. I mean who knew they were more efficient and downright nastier than lawyers?
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Specifically limey hookers I think. They are in a special category. And of course, The female of the species is always more vicious than the male.
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This whore just referenced Dirk Gently to dunk on this greaseball and I couldn't be any happier in this moment.
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I think we are all in love with her.
 
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My favorite moments in the Louis Gagliardi thread are when the furfags and troons on Twatter warn all the other Twitter Tards about what a greedy, grifting, grotesque gut golem he is. It's the same thing here: the communities of people Dildo Saggins and Louie Lard-ass try to prey upon turning against them to make sure others know of their atrocious behavior so they can stay safe. It's poetic in a way.

And of course Russ never imagined that trying to insert himself into politics would bring him negative attention. Just like he thinks he would never receive any negative attention from becoming a celebrity or entering into a relationship with a celeb. His narcissism has written a script that these are the roads for him to gain the universal love and adoration (and pussy) he's rightly OWED for being an awesome, disabled, amazing, talented, brilliant nice guy! Everyone else is going off-script and intentionally keeping him away from everything he DESERVES because they're all bigots who discriminate disabled people!
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What's especially funny about these fame fantasies is that even if he were to become some sort of well-liked public figure, in that impossible scenario he'd still get more hate than ever. Taylor Swift is a perfect example. She's one of the most popular musicians in the world and there are literally thousands of people who devote hours of their day talking about what a narcissistic, manipulative dick they think she is. Angelina Jolie is an Oscar winning actress and one of the most well-known activists on Earth and there's an entire community based around hating her. (If you ever want to see some weapons-grade lolcow-worthy obsession that makes Tumblr look like Mensa, head on over to a little site called Lipstick Alley sometime and type the name of any big celebrity you can think of). Even celeb-adjacent people, especially significant others, are not spared. Britney Spears's new fiance has a pretty big hatedom online of people determined to prove he's nothing but a monstrous gold-digger who is out to steal everything from her.

Russ understands the internet as well as he understands everything else. He thinks the damn, dirty trolls are bad now? If he were to actually get Taylor Swift or Arianna or Katy Perry or Julianne Hough or whoever to suck him his penis and launch him into stardom, every "shock jock" comment he ever posted online would be on every tabloid site on Earth.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is why while in principle I'd be for legalization, in practice, I really think decriminalization is the better option. No court should ever enforce a "prostitution contract" or otherwise compel sex. People just shouldn't be arrested for it if they voluntarily go through with such a thing.
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Not sure I agree with that.
If regular "civ" people as they call them (do whores think they're not civilians?) have to deal with him coming into their retail or service jobs, whores should have to put up with his stupid self too. That would be part of the job being legal and legit. Those working at grocery stores, restaurants and hair salons can't just say to a customer "Go away creep, you're freaking me out" without possibly losing their jobs, unless they have a really good reason. Russ would have to basically do something illegal to give an employee a pass to say "fuck off" to him or else they lose their job and possibly face a lawsuit.

Whores shouldn't get a pass to deny services to creeps just because they're creeps. The rest of the world has to deal with weirdos and put a customer service face on while they do it.
Just because they chose a "job" that forces them to be physically intimate with strangers (who they seem to absolutely hate lul) doesn't give them a pass the rest of society doesn't have. They chose this "profession" because they thought it would be easy money and don't want to face any of the real life consequences that come with a vocation like this. Don't want to be drooled on by looser creeps? Don't become a whore. Duh! No sympathy here. They have unrealistic expectations about what being a prostitute actually means and it means dealing with scum on a regular basis.
These delusional whores want to live in a fantasy land where people respect them. They're almost as delusional as Russ.



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Didn't realize there were so many pro sexworker redditors on kiwifarms.
 
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2020chan said:
Those working at grocery stores, restaurants and hair salons can't just say to a customer "Go away creep, you're freaking me out" without possibly losing their jobs, unless they have a really good reason
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And that's one of the many things wrong with customer service jobs. I firmly believe that cashiers, hairdressers, waiters, etc. should be able to deny service to people who are harassing or otherwise behaving inappropriately towards them - or at least get their manager to do so on their behalf. No more of this "the customer is always right even if he asks the clerk what color her pubes are".
 
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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
And that's one of the many things wrong with customer service jobs. I firmly believe that cashiers, hairdressers, waiters, etc. should be able to deny service to people who are harassing or otherwise behaving inappropriately towards them - or at least get their manager to do so on their behalf. No more of this "the customer is always right even if he asks the clerk what color her pubes are".
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nah
if that were the case we'd very quickly get to a situation where "i've heard rumors about you, no service for you, get lost" becomes commonplace and is applied to all kinds of shit

like you really don't want to live in a society where your local grocery store denies you service because some dangerhair in middle management once overheard you making transphobic jokes somewhere and put you on a blacklist
 
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