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Fapcop said:
It got that Phil Skinwalker feel to it:

“Hullo fellow humans! Like another fellow human I understand your likes in video watching such as countdowns and edited content! Here’s my channel where I do the exact opposite of that and uploads 40 hour gameplay videos!”
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I am a fan of the Skinwalker idea. We need a good program and a script from you. Does anybody know a good text to speech program?


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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point? He subtly said things recently like they eat out for breakfast on his days off, and he comments on a particular place they order from with door dash. It’s fucking insane, even though he’s lying about how much running around they do, I can understand maybe getting lunch and dinner somewhere while you’re out, but for fuck sake just wake up a little earleir and have a nice home cooked breakfast with your wife instead of eating out all 3 meals, and the fact he has to do this as least once a week is just absurd
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Phil doesn't know how to cook and is TOO BUSY to do it anyway. And lol at Catherine doing shit in that khando now.

Also, nevermind that there's zero need for Phil to ever get Doordash. All his fast food hangouts are within a few miles.
 
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Nothing spells H-E-R-M-I-T more than being stressed out because the power went out a couple of times.

Not sure if it's the same reason for him being late today, btw. Could be something else. Like... there being a grain of sand on the doorstop of "the office", preventing him to enter.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point?
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I made up an order on Doordash from their local IHOP. With a basic bitch breakfast for a "family" of two, plus a 5% tip (because it's DSP), plus a 5 dollar delivery fee, that's ~45 bucks for one meal. Khet works some days so she may not be around for breakfast or lunch, so let's say 3 days out of the week they get breakfast/lunch together, and Phil orders for himself the other 4 days. Then they order dinner out together all week, for a similar price, though probably more. So let's say 25 bucks/person/meal.

3 days * breakfast for 2 * $25 = $150
4 days * breakfast for 1 * $25 = $100
3 days * lunch for 2 * $25 = $150
4 days * lunch for 1 * $25 = $100
7 days * dinner for 2 * $25 = $350

puts them at around 850 dollars a week. I know there's someone here with more detailed info on how often they actually get to eat together but that's my estimate.

And this doesn't factor in any groceries, or any food that they end up throwing out because they didn't want to prepare anything and just order out instead.


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High end is 2 meals / day for 6 days and 3 meals on the day off. 1 breakfast, 7 lunches, and 7 dinners (x2 people). High end per person, let's say $15 for breakfast, $15 for lunch, $25 for dinner. That would be $590 a week if they're both eating out every meal. I'd put an actual number of like $250.

Unrelated, looking forward to the Carls, Qarls, and Kharls in chat since "Karl" is the term banned, and Phil truly appreciates sticking to the letter not the spirit.
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Absolutely no way one is eating out and not the other if she's still there. Your numbers would be $685/7 day week which is easily believable. That's one stream a day's take plus change.
 
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Comma said:
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Nothing spells H-E-R-M-I-T more than being stressed out because the power went out a couple of times.

Not sure if it's the same reason for him being late today, btw. Could be something else.
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This spectacular pussy-ass bitch would have gone insane if he’d have moved to Texas instead of Washington, and had to sit for roughly five days in sub-zero temperatures (overnight) and single-digit/low-teen temperatures (during the day) after the power grid failed here after a once-in-a-lifetime Texas winter storm. That was not fucking fun at all. “Waaah… the power flickered off for fifteen minutes during a rainstorm…” Get fucked you unbelievable pussy. 😂
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point? He subtly said things recently like they eat out for breakfast on his days off, and he comments on a particular place they order from with door dash. It’s fucking insane, even though he’s lying about how much running around they do, I can understand maybe getting lunch and dinner somewhere while you’re out, but for fuck sake just wake up a little earleir and have a nice home cooked breakfast with your wife instead of eating out all 3 meals, and the fact he has to do this as least once a week is just absurd
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Look at his history and it will be pretty easy to get a ball park estimate. He has never ordered food like a regular person. He has a history of ordering multiple entrees and getting the most expensive items on the menu. Going to fast food places and placing orders that probably cost $50. We know from the early days of DSP Tries It that he sometimes gets fast food several times in a single day because "he's a busy gamer who doesn't have time to cook". We've seen him buy 3 entire pizzas from Dominos just for himself. He can never just get a sandwich or whatever, he always has to buy appetizers, desserts, etc too. The only difference between now and then is that he's gained weight so he probably orders 2 side burgers instead of 1.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil doesn't know how to cook and is TOO BUSY to do it anyway. And lol at Catherine doing shit in that khando now.

Also, nevermind that there's zero need for Phil to ever get Doordash. All his fast food hangouts are within a few miles.
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That's the craziest thing about this, he has more than a dozen spots where he can D'VOUR within 15 minutes of walking distance from his house, both fast food and actual restaurants. God knows how many more restaurants he has within 15 minutes of driving distance, but he's that lazy and terrified of the outside world that he Doordashes it itself. Not to mention I remember him being called out on it a few months ago, he said that it's not that more expensive for him to go get takeout himself compared to Doordashing it, also he said that those MAH-RANS don't realize that if a restaurant is 15 minutes of driving distance on Google maps it doesn't mean that it takes 15 minutes to get the slop! He has to drive back too and the order isn't instant as well, he has to wait in line! A disingenuous argument, but hey that's Dave for ya. He's too busy in his life already it's all just him running around the house doing errands and paying bills it's constant MOTION MOTION MOTION!

Fuck even imagining if the power was out where he lived for a long time, imagine the panic at the pigpen if just Doordash and similar apps didn't work for a day.
 
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UaineRunei said:
I don't even know what's more 'edgy', the message or the name.

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Edit: FOUR mods today hahahaha
This will be a very profitable stream!
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Ah, eternal_napalm. The mod that not even the other mods like. I submit that this person is actually the lowest one there. Yeah, paypals and all that, but this person is too poor to spend money, is fucking loathed by everyone in DSP's chat, even the actual tard fans, and is there religiously. I'm not sure even Phil likes them.
 
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