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i like how the chat is constantly talking about how they beat the trolls today.

i cant help but think if youre this obsessed about winning/losing against trolls via tips. not only have you lost before it even began, because were living in your head rent free rather than you just doing your own thing and enjoying yourself. (this is what i enjoy so i concern myself with you) but i could just as easily not think about you guys at all and go about my day and truly win.

but you also gave money to phil which is also losing to most of us.
same as not hitting the tips goal
so its a lose lose road my friends

only way youll win is for noone to focus on the trolls
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
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why would you pay money to say that? fucking idiot
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Did they get a limb for spelling 'karl' backward? You know he didn't even realize that part yet.

And can I get someone to put Phail's face in his new hat and add a binky?

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Fapcop said:
The way American portions are sized, any of those meals could easily be served twice.

Save half of one days breakfast for tomorrow.

Lunch becomes linch AND dinner.

But this is DSP, so anyone want to take a bet he just beeelches and throws all the leftover food out?!
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You’re not wrong. I have a great breakfast place near me and the portions are insane.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
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why would you pay money to say that? fucking idiot
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I don't recall exactly who it was, but the other day someone posted the breakdown of his Superchats and it showed that something like 90%+ were troll ones, a ton for $5 and even a few really big ones. That all adds up. I think it was something like he got $2000+ in Superchats for the month. Phil always complains about them and how they don't help him immediately, but I guarantee that if all the troll SC's went away, he'd suddenly care a LOT.

Anyways, point is that if people didn't give him all these lame 'troll' bucks that accomplish nothing and are almost always immediately deleted, can you imagine how much he'd lose his mind every day?? Never mind that if you give him ANY amount of money, you really almost cannot even be considered a 'troll'. You're a supporter at that point.

Look at the ridiculous levels of begging when he rants about the 'lack of support' for his money issues as they are right now, then subtract a $2k a month source of income, even just $1k if you want to be conservative about it. There would be a veritable orgy of meltdowns, which is when he's at his most entertaining. Really, it's the ONLY time he's entertaining anymore. To each their own, I guess, but if you watch Phil to be entertained, giving him any amount of money results in the exact opposite. Take away his financial meltdowns, and all you're left with is a sad and lazy man with fucked up facial hair sucking at video games.
 
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I don't recall exactly who it was, but the other day someone posted the breakdown of his Superchats and it showed that something like 90%+ were troll ones, a ton for $5 and even a few really big ones. That all adds up. I think it was something like he got $2000+ in Superchats for the month. Phil always complains about them and how they don't help him immediately, but I guarantee that if all the troll SC's went away, he'd suddenly care a LOT.

Anyways, point is that if people didn't give him all these lame 'troll' bucks that accomplish nothing and are almost always immediately deleted, can you imagine how much he'd lose his mind every day?? Never mind that if you give him ANY amount of money, you really almost cannot even be considered a 'troll'. You're a supporter at that point.

Look at the ridiculous levels of begging when he rants about the 'lack of support' for his money issues as they are right now, then subtract a $2k a month source of income, even just $1k if you want to be conservative about it. There would be a veritable orgy of meltdowns, which is when he's at his most entertaining. Really, it's the ONLY time he's entertaining anymore. To each their own, I guess, but if you watch Phil to be entertained, giving him any amount of money results in the exact opposite. Take away his financial meltdowns, and all you're left with is a sad and lazy man with fucked up facial hair sucking at video games.
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I might just be schizo but the big uptick in troll superchats has happened along side Piggy's 'membership drive'. I wouldn't be surprised if a good chunk of those SCs are from the many socks whales have been making to inflate the numbers.

Have a few become members, have others be 'trolls' to keep wheelchairs focused on their 'enemy' while still giving Piggy his money for slop.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
yeah this seems a bit too good to be true
the pig of confidence marks:
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a seizure, tonic or catatonic would put PPB in a nose dive for months we've never seen. Intractable seizures are scary, and they can cascade, we would never hear the end of the pity cries. Don't lump epileptics in with PPB.
 
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gaarashatan said:
i like how the chat is constantly talking about how they beat the trolls today.
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Cults need an outside force to rally against.
gaarashatan said:
only way youll win is for noone to focus on the trolls
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The only way they can win is to stop supporting Phil altogether.

Without his income Phil will be forced into a life outside his home. Thereby giving Phil the push his parents never did.

Meanwhile, Phil's trolls will have to move on to greener pastures.

The only winning move is not to play.
 
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