US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Even undercover cops usually know to throw in a few balding middle aged dudes with beer guts wearing sandals with socks which wouldn't be too out of place somewhere like this. The absolute state of the 3-letter glowies

Repeal the posse comitatus act and let the executive manage the armed forces to enforce domestic laws. They would have done a better job than this.

 

[X Prime]

Do you really want to risk posse comitatus not being around when a Democrat is in the White House?

Then again, chances are they can ignore it at will as is.

 

[BubbleButt]

There's a fucking queer in there with a goddamn man bun.

No self respecting MAGAchad would have a man bun.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

I was speaking with @the fall of man while we were watching the Senate Hearing on the Nassar sex abuse case (see below). I would accuse the progressives for only MeToo-ing when Simone came forward, because he had bad touched a POC, but that would mean I didn't expect that.

Anyway, he noted that this is a literal takedown of the FBI by the progressive faction, blaming the establishment. Due to them having the least amount of power, they are trying to get the public will behind them (possibly for political capital? That's my thought) and turn the public opinion against the intelligence agencies.

In order for the FBI/intel agencies to defend themselves, they have to open up why they knew about this for decades and did nothing about it (other than telling the girls to be quiet to not mess up the "investigation"). Honestly not surprised, considering the FBI makes their own CSA media ("oh it's totally for ensnaring pedo rings, mhmm"). He said that if this even just gets the FBI to perform an audit, it will be a huge win. inb4 "we investigated ourselves and found ourselves not doing anything wrong".

Would like to hear others' thoughts on this, especially since I think it's an interesting turn of events making the civil war so open to the public. Or was that a necessary consequence, since the progressives need to make it public to gain that support?

Also am I the only one who knew nothing about this entire Nassar case until today?

Naw, I've been paying a bit of attention to it, but the glowies have been covering for pedos for a long time. Look up David Asimov and the glowie who was in charge of the case, it's a familiar name. For whatever reason, the FBIs have a real soft touch around what's usually the worst offenders. Not sure why they'd cover for Nassar, unless there's something else involved we're not seeing.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Let's see, all of them have cheap undercuts (that's the name of their haircuts), they're wearing faggy jean shorts, they all have digital watches, and all of them have very generic, bland T-shirts screaming from the latest fashion trends of the 50's.

Literally not one of them are unique in any way whatsoever, do they have a dress code for blending into civilian events? Do they all shop for their clothes at Old Navy? I know that FBI agents are all Mormons but come on.

They sort of do have a dress code and it's "human white noise". Someone brought up the lack of sports jersey prior and there's a reason they aren't wearing anything like that as it would give people a way to remember them. They don't want someone going "hey was that guy in the Steelers jersey acting weird? like right before everything went bad?", in a mass of people they would completely blend in and be totally forgettable but with out a crowd there lack of distinction is a distinction.

 

[Gehenna]

Naw, I've been paying a bit of attention to it, but the glowies have been covering for pedos for a long time. Look up David Asimov and the glowie who was in charge of the case, it's a familiar name. For whatever reason, the FBIs have a real soft touch around what's usually the worst offenders. Not sure why they'd cover for Nassar, unless there's something else involved we're not seeing.

Not just pedos, basically any crime. They are always slow, hesitant, and light with anyone they can make owe them favors worth anything. Afterall, what're a few raped kids if it means the FBI can have a bigger budget next year?

 

[ditto]

If I had to hazard a guess about why they went with such a uniform look, it's so the police with the shields and helmets can know what to look for and avoid doing any serious damage to them should things get spicy.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

Yeah, but the USSR was an economically moribund, bureaucratic nightmare that would routinely lock up its own citizens without trial for having the wrong opinions, regularly purged its military of competent officers until only the politically motivated nutcases were left, and was led by a mumbling idiot who was only the powerless, public face of a secretive, unelected cabal.

Sounds like the US in present day.

 

[ditto]

Sounds like the US in present day.

Except Gorbachev was no mumbling idiot.

 

[Blackhole]

Except Gorbachev was no mumbling idiot.

And he didn't sniff little girls.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"I know what an insurrection looks like because of Afghanistan, January 6th wasn't that, so why are the feds so focused on this?"

That's a good question, why are the feds focused on this?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Do you really want to risk posse comitatus not being around when a Democrat is in the White House?

Then again, chances are they can ignore it at will as is.

Would have greatly helped Trump a lot of it wasn't there. I guess it's a double edged sword like everything else.

It was originally created by Southern Jim Crow Democrats as a way to end reconstruction and led to the KKK remerging after being destroyed.

I had a foreign friend of mine once give a theory that by having a law like this that makes the federal government into an impotent cuck to enforce domestic laws, all those glowie three letter agencies are a work around.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Those are the most generic looking White dudes I've seen yet. Almost like they came out of a cloning facility. It's barely believable at a distance, but look closely, you can tell something isn't right.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Except Gorbachev was no mumbling idiot.

I don't think he's referring to Gorbachev, I think he means the guy before Gorb', that guy was a total lush despite alcohol being banned in Russia nationwide.

The guy we're talking about was Konstantin Chernenko. Not only did he start smoking from the age of nine, he was a massive alcoholic & died of heart, lung & liver failure. He was never sober & was merely a figurehead for the rest of the USSR. He was functionally the Joe Biden of the USSR.

 

[NJBear]

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Except Gorbachev was no mumbling idiot.

Chernenko kind of was. Or at least, he was in such poor health he makes Biden look robust.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Let's see, all of them have cheap undercuts (that's the name of their haircuts), they're wearing faggy jean shorts, they all have digital watches, and all of them have very generic, bland T-shirts screaming from the latest fashion trends of the 50's.

Literally not one of them are unique in any way whatsoever, do they have a dress code for blending into civilian events? Do they all shop for their clothes at Old Navy? I know that FBI agents are all Mormons but come on.

They think wearing nondescript attire will make them less noticeable, but it has the direct opposite effect.

 

[Oxous]

Maybe they thought that those "Zero Foxtrot" brand clothes were too on the nose.

What I'm amazed at is that the feds all sent in reasonably attractive men. I thought they wanted to make chuds look like unshaven, flithy, obese, sickly ghouls...

If we are to take these men as MAGAs, it certainly makes them look better than your average BLM negress and your Antifag soy boy.

They're stuck in 2016 mentally and still think a Nazi is supposed to look like Richard Spencer but thinner.

 

[Billy Beer]

That's a good question, why are the feds focused on this?

It's a distraction. It was made obvious on purpose so people would point and laugh about how obvious it was. This was never meant to be anything more than the most obvious fed op. Turn the brightness up to 11 so that people can't see anything but the glow.

It's not bollocks. These Haitians are giving beaners H E L L.
It's so satisfying to hear Pedro ree that these fucking illegals shouldn't be here and should haul ass back to their own country lest they pollute their culture, rape their women, and become a strain on their system, all as their president uses their tax pesos and gives Haitians free shit that they throw away because they want the real good shit and snappy. Oh and Lopez-Obrador also calls on his people to offer these refugees shelter and a warm welcome; that it's an honor to feed the needy.

These wetbacks can't even take a few months of ungrateful niggers and aliens; try decades, Juan.

14,000 immigrants according to the MSM.

Here's a map of Haiti in relation to mexico



We're supposed to believe that 14,000 people made their way across the highlighted route in to America, and not the black line straight to Florida?
14,000 poor, jobless people?
The same 14,000 that have only started flooding across over the past 48 hours?
The same 48 hours where this blatant glow-op was carried out?
And Bidens response is to deport THESE people?
Not the mexicans, not the dominicans, not the cubans?
THESE specific group of people?
Come on, man.

Call me a nutter, call me a tinfoil racist alt-vaxxer, this all smells like a set-up to give Biden a win. He can't earn one, so he's been gifted one.

Is anyone at the rally talking about those people incarcerated for 23 hours a day, without a trial? The people who the UN have said have had their human rights violated? Or is everyone laughing at the way, way too obvious Fed presence?

 

[Standardized Profile]

Repeal the posse comitatus act and let the executive manage the armed forces to enforce domestic laws. They would have done a better job than this.

Was the PCA ever amended to include the Space Force?

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