Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

Froggah said:
After reviewing the attached documents, this explains why Dave as been on 'edge' lately and lashing out at everyone moreso than usual. He's obviously not in a good financial position. If he's already making late payments on his mortgage, he's obviously not going to have the money to be able to afford his quarterly federal tax payments anytime soon as a result. Big ups to this great piece of social engineering.
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The nigger is on back-payment for taxes from 3 (almost 4) years ago, how this is shocking to you, a mod, leads me to doubt your authenticity.

Like some chink on KF shouldn't know more than PPB about his own tax liability while getting no recompense but asspats from fellow famers.
 
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CabbageMan said:
Thanks man. I'm still getting the "no match found" when I put in the account number so not sure why it's not working but I appreciate the post and next time I'll have a recording going when I call the first time. I definitely misheard the balance the first time.
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No problem Cabbage. We are all in this together. I almost choked on my peach when I heard the amount.
 
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Now we'll all be identity theft fraudsters, even though I'm sure all of us are vehemently against doing anything like this to Phil.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
That's hilarious but everyone don't get too excited because if it's just fraud the bank will probably just deal with it for him.
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I need the call where Phil proves it's fraud.

"Mr. Burnell, you paid $100k to "WWE Champions Scopely"?

Yes, and it's part of the business. 13 years ago...
 
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I'm thinking... What makes the most sense to me is he got an alert that there was an inquiry on his credit. This scared him and he called banks and credit bureaus and this was the reason he was late for his stream earlier today. He changed his bank account number and the $800,000 or so overdraft number is just a placeholder for closed accounts or something. This is what makes the most sense to me anyway.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
I'm thinking... What makes the most sense to me is he got an alert that there was an inquiry on his credit. This scared him and he called banks and credit bureaus and this was the reason he was late for his stream earlier today. He changed his bank account number and the $800,000 or so overdraft number is just a placeholder for closed accounts or something. This is what makes the most sense to me anyway.
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That's less funny than someone actually overdrawing him almost 900 grand but probably most likely. It is such a weird exact number though. $888,739.96.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
I'm thinking... What makes the most sense to me is he got an alert that there was an inquiry on his credit. This scared him and he called banks and credit bureaus and this was the reason he was late for his stream earlier today. He changed his bank account number and the $800,000 or so overdraft number is just a placeholder for closed accounts or something. This is what makes the most sense to me anyway.
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Unless banks in the US allow you to overdraw your checking account to pay for a house on debit, this is 100% what happened.
Still, pretty entertaining.
 
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