I Went on a Sex Cruise to F*ck Strangers in Front of My Husband


I know a stymied sex life is obviously not the worst side effect of a global pandemic, but to my pussy, a dry spell is a dry spell. And while it's true that, thanks to being partnered, my dry spell was wetter than most, it was still brutal.

As a sexually adventurous non-monogamous person, I’m accustomed to sex parties, weekend orgies, and fucking my friends’ partners left and right. Not quarantining with my husband Michael for months on end.

That’s why, when travel seemed to be a real possibility at the beginning of summer this year, Michael and I went on an ultra-luxe weeklong river cruise through France for swingers.

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It was through Luxury Lifestyle Vacations, a Ft. Lauderdale-based boutique tour operator that facilitates high-end trips to exotic places for people of the non-monogamous persuasion. They run a range of tantalizingly sexy cruises around the world, but this was their first one since lockdown hit 18 months prior.

I knew the energy would be incredible, and since guests, staff, and crew had to be COVID vaccinated, it would be safe, too.

The plan was to spend a relaxing week on a 64-suite, flat-bottomed ship cruising the river Seine, traveling from Paris to the beaches of Normandy and back, making stops along the way to places like Monet’s Garden and the Palace of Versailles.

The days would resemble any other luxury French river cruise, but at night, the blinds would be drawn, the playroom would open, and theme parties would kick off to facilitate a little non-monogamous action.

Admittedly, I felt shy upon boarding thanks to a year and a half of poor socialization. But this group of sexy travelers were so kind and so welcoming that it wasn’t long before I was anticipating getting my back blown out by someone other than my husband.

The Sexy Cruise Deets​

The first two nights were spent getting thoroughly reacquainted with Michael’s dick—from behind, on top, and in every other sex position that maximized the wall’s large mirror.

We were riding high on the horny vibes permeating through the ship, and we got down in our suite between tours and meals. (To spare the crew and future passengers, playing was relegated to suites and the playroom.) Thanks to the booth set up by Taylor Sparks of Organic Loven on board, we also added a few new sex toys and lubes to our repertoire.

By the third day though, I was ready to branch out. Michael and I spent our afternoon in the public hot tub on the top deck, enjoying the cool summer weather of Normandy the best way I know how: with my tits out.

The jacuzzi was very popular but very small, so I made space by sitting on the lap of a sexy Brazilian man who played with my pussy while the jets directly hit my clitoris. Michael watched from my side, equally as turned on by the encounter.


The next day we toured the D-Day beaches in Normandy, and it was a somber, 10-hour affair that shockingly did not kill the vibe. LLV is known for hosting experiences in which the guests get to know each other on a deeper level than just hooking up, and we all bonded over the day’s heaviness, ready to work it out that night through our shared interests: being decked out in lingerie, dancing all night, and fucking other peoples’ partners.

It was at the theme party in the lounge that I really hit my stride. Confidence replaced shyness, so while wearing a red lace bodysuit, I walked right up to a tall, dark-haired, handsome man who kissed me even before telling me his name.

I told him that I would very much like to fuck him—the feeling was mutual. I led him by the hand to the mattress-filled playroom at the other end of the boat, ready to spread my legs for this man I had only met moments prior. We invited Michael to watch my fantasies get fulfilled, but he opted to stay behind to continue flirting with someone’s beautiful wife.

The playroom was dark, sensual, and full of bodies making love every which way. I grabbed lube and a condom from the bowl at the front, getting wetter by the second as the orgy raged around me. I led my new friend to an empty mattress, letting him peel the lingerie from my dewy skin.


"I led him by the hand to the mattress-filled playroom at the other end of the boat, ready to spread my legs for this man I had only met moments prior."


Another couple took the mattress next to us as I eagerly sucked his dick before we fucked in several pleasurable positions. I got off when I noticed a crowd of seven or eight people gathered in the doorway to watch.

When we were finished, I searched for my husband who I expected to find on the bow flirting with women while enjoying the sights of Paris. But before I could reach him, I ran into Clark, the husband half of a couple we had been getting to know over the week.

With a lot of built-up anticipation, Clark’s mouth was suddenly on mine. He placed his hands through my hair, down my back, and over my ass. I got swept up in the headiness of a first kiss, and although that’s all we did, should we meet again, I know it will be on.

The Verdict​

As titillating as my sexual encounters were, the hardest part of the trip ending was leaving behind a supportive, affirming community of non-monogamists, nudists, serial monogamists, and otherwise sex positive people who similarly enjoy being among a fun, non-judgmental crowd.

To be surrounded by people who fully accepted me for who I am, non-traditional sexual nature and all, made me feel comfortable in my skin again.

But most importantly, I have the cruise to thank because my pussy’s dry spell was utterly, thoroughly ended. Maybe all that build-up was actually worth it.
 
Sometimes, and only sometimes, I can understand why incels dislike women as a wide group. This is one of those times.
I'll second that the Japanese shaming culture needs to be adapted to America. Fuck it, bring it everywhere else so these people go back into their manholes and never come out again, globally. Too much tolerance and respect for people that don't deserve it is how we got here.
 
The fact that you are capable of shoving shit in your holes does not make you interesting.

Also the couple, continuing the theme that real life swingers are never people you would actually particularly want to fuck or see fucking.

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The husband is okay, he needs to work out and get a more age-appropriate hairstyle. The woman on the other hand looks like an extra straight out of Dreamwork's "Trolls".
 
Teaching women to read and write, letting them wear shoes and leave the kitchen, was all a mistake and a disaster for the human race.
Oh come on, they've done some good things. I mean, they pay taxes, right? And they participate in society through politics and social media.

We're both joking, but the lack of any real positive change in general or landmark discoveries by women as a result of the women's right movement is possibly the most bitter black pill in existence.
 
I wish I could use necromancy to bring Ted Bundy back. It would be over for these whores.

And this broad looks like a fucking dog. Another pig who thinks far too highly of herself. A lot of good looking guys punch well below their weight and it's just fucking sad.
 
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We need to import Japanese shame standards.

No, not even bring back shame-- just straight up go full tilt.

You shake your ass in public, and your relatives will just hand you a tanto so you can kill yourself.
Fuck'in weeb, no thanks, I'll stick to what my forefathers did. Drowning them in bogs.
 
Lol wut?

Nothing sexier than D-Day.

Christ on a stick.
Let's just say that blowing a bunch of guys where a great number of men lost their lives is in very poor taste.
Had this ship sunk to the bottom of the ocean, nothing of value would have been lost.
Just because the crowd has all been vaccinated for the Mexican Lager Pathogen doesn't mean that new diseases aren't forming and/or old ones being collected in one place.
The thing I wonder is: Just how many STDs does this whore and her cuck have by now?
She's gotta have enough by now that North Korea wants to swab her vagina for use in their biological warfare program. Believe me, the missiles are just the most famous part of the show.
It's funny that covid vaccines were mandatory, but it seems STD tests weren't. Everyone on that cruise may have AIDS now but at least they don't have the chink flu.
The concept of irony is a lost one on this wayward vessel and its passengers.
Sometimes, and only sometimes, I can understand why incels dislike women as a wide group. This is one of those times.
I'll second that the Japanese shaming culture needs to be adapted to America. Fuck it, bring it everywhere else so these people go back into their manholes and never come out again, globally. Too much tolerance and respect for people that don't deserve it is how we got here.
The best thing about being an incel is complete and total immunity to all sexually transmitted diseases.
 
I dunno if it's the camera lens or what, but while that guy isn't exactly a looker - something about his face bothers me - he is definitely out of her league. Jesus, man, find your balls and walk away.
Problem starts at the nostrils, then the fleshy too-red lips, and he starts to turn into Timothy Spall.

Now, you get to her nostrils and mouth, and she looks like Elvis.

Don't know about the whore, but the cuck? Absolutely none.

Cucks don't fuck other people. If they did they'd be swingers, not cucks.

Ohh, many a cuck getting railed by a big black bull begs to differ. And to get railed by the BBC, ofc.
 
This fucking ho talks about being sex starved during the pandemic even though she was fucking her partner the whole time. Does this bitch not know that some people go months or even years without any sex at all and they turn out just fine, even with a sex drive intact?

Then there's the double standard regarding "sexual liberation" which is how women are celebrated for acting like complete degenerate sluts but when men act the same way even within these cultures they're considered perverts and predators. The only real win for men nowadays is being in a steady monogamous relationship with a good woman who wants the same.
 
Michael and I spent our afternoon in the public hot tub on the top deck, enjoying the cool summer weather of Normandy the best way I know how: with my tits out.

The jacuzzi was very popular but very small, so I made space by sitting on the lap of a sexy Brazilian man who played with my pussy while the jets directly hit my clitoris. Michael watched from my side, equally as turned on by the encounter.

Why do modern degenerates always write like this? It’s so revolting. I don’t really care if other people are perverted in private but why must they also be disgusting writers?
 
I wish I could use necromancy to bring Ted Bundy back. It would be over for these whores.

And this broad looks like a fucking dog. Another pig who thinks far too highly of herself. A lot of good looking guys punch well below their weight and it's just fucking sad.
The reason they think so highly of themselves is that they equate being fucked by strangers with being attractive, and that boosts their ego. What they don't understand is that being fucked by strangers has nothing to do with being attractive. If a guy can fuck someone easily, without any commitment or consequence, and without any effort or investment, he will, even if they aren't that attractive, because guys like to cum. So, it all stems from the woman's fundamental misunderstanding of why she gets fucked, it has nothing to do with her being attractive, it has to do with her being a low-effort slut that has a wet hole to be used and abused.
 
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