Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

The Wicked Mitch said:
Even if you're an Arab oil prince you honestly can't think of a better way to spend your money? Amazing.
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Even an Arab oil prince who flies to Macau on his private jet to drop a quarter million a hand on baccarat is less stupid than Phil because that guy can afford it and his life is in no way impacted by it.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Nearly making 5 grand for his trash YouTube channel is absurd, but man is the wine shit hilarious, I spend that much on groceries over the course of like months.

fuck though I’d give anything to hear phil try and explain away for multiple 16 dollar charges one after another lmao, it’s very clearly some sort of gacha game
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I literally can't think of something else it'd be
 
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Just in-case anyone is wondering, Phil knows how bad this is that he didn't even bother to tweet his usual drivel on Twitter about how 'great' and 'amazing' time he had on stream tonight! You know for a fucking fact that he is rocking back and forth right now while Kat is downstairs crying.

EDIT: Spoke too soon. 10:01 PM · Sep 18, 2021 Thanks for confirming that you're currently reading the Farms, Phil.
 
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Froggah said:
Just in-case anyone is wondering, Phil knows how bad this is that he didn't even bother to tweet his usual drivel on Twitter about how 'great' and 'amazing' time he had on stream tonight! You know for a fucking fact that he is rocking back and forth right now while Kat is downstairs crying.
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And someone is donating behind the scenes to make him feel better!
 
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Holy shit! Now, it makes sense on why he's been all pissy and "Nein, nein, nein!" in his Nazi hat. Either he's going to address this on the pre-stream or he's going to ignore it until he can't ignore it anymore, like he denied and banned anyone that talked about the bankruptcy before he announced it. Holy shit, Phil! He learned NOTHING from the bankruptcy! If I was Phil, I'd have a fire sale, sell that fucking condo - and knowing Seattle-Metro real estate, it'll sell WAY over asking price, pay it off, take the rest of what's left, and move back to that 3rd world African city called Bridgeport. I know he won't do it, but holy shit! He has to know the walls are closing in on him!
 
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Well this is something else
Phil’s a creature of habit no self control no restrain
In the end of the day the saying does come true
GIVE PHIL ENOUGH ROPE AND HE’LL HANG HIMSELF


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Scotty said:
Holy shit! Now, it makes sense on why he's been all pissy and "Nein, nein, nein!" in his Nazi hat. Either he's going to address this on the pre-stream or he's going to ignore it until he can't ignore it anymore, like he denied and banned anyone that talked about the bankruptcy before he announced it. Holy shit, Phil! He learned NOTHING from the bankruptcy! If I was Phil, I'd have a fire sale, sell that fucking condo he hasn't made a DENT on, and move back to that 3rd world African city called Bridgeport. I know he won't do it, but holy shit! He has to know the walls are closing in on him!
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Phil and his fuckboy mods are gonna be watching the chat like hawks tomorrow. He's gonna "have a feeling" that there will be a lot of "detractor memes coming around".
"443 dollars on alcohol............? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I don't even know.....I'm just gonna ban these guys...."
 
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Just a little detective work on 16.51...
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14.99 X 1.101 (10.1% sales tax rate) = 16.50399

Digital purchase transactions typically round up to the nearest cent even if it is closer to the lower amount for obvious reasons.

IMPORTANT EDIT: I just realized Phil lives in Renton not Redmond. However the sales tax rate there is still exactly 10.1% when you factor together the state and county sales tax, same throughout Washington except for a few counties. So the math still stands, I just put in the town incorrectly.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
So is it this bottle or the other bottle, Phil?
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Holy shit, booze is cheap over there. I was trying to ballpark the currency exchange to work out how much a certain kiwi (ahem) spends booze on compared to Phil, but this blows my calculations out the window.

$443 USD = $608 AUD, Tanqueray = $46/bottle (avergage AUS price) = 13 bottles = 3.25 bottles/week. Which sounds reasonable, though a little over the top, to a certain kiwi (ahem) who drinks like a fish.

HOWEVER:

$443/$18 = 24.6 bottles = 6 bottles/week

Dude. Seriously. This is pretty damn excessive, even for a habitual drinker.
 
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