Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[A Money Creature]

2021 is the year the cows are sacrificed- cwc arrested and now this. nothing in the world can stop this now btw. the eternal question "where does the money go" has finally be answered after 10 years

 

[Kosher Dill]

I thought the CPA sounded like Grass which could be https://www.grasscpa.com

Sounds right to me, I'll edit the table.

 

[Agent Proper]

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What the heck did he buy from Lowe's for$1158.20?

My guess would be a home appliance.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My eyes nearly fell out hearing that lowe's payment. Lawnmower, some kind of kitchen refirbishing, or...well I don't know what else. That's a lot of money for a place like this.

It wouldn't be a lawnmower or anything like that, the HOA takes care of all the outside maintenance.

Kitchen refurbishing? Phil had to have his dad explain how weed killer works. Phil is not doing any refurbishing of anything.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Well, at least he's paying his fucking taxes and/or back taxes for once. I'm still sick to my stomach hearing that he's making ~$4,500 per month on YouTube on top of whatever he's making in tips. So he's probably making close to $9,000-$10,000 per month pre tax and still barely has over $100 in his checking account. I just don't understand.

I think you understand how Phil is making so much money more than anyone else currently….

 

[Lchaos]

888,888 number is bc the bankruptcy process? And this expense bc the bank takes everything anyway at end of the month?

 

[Pisstrooper]

So much of his financial suffering is born out of laziness more than anything else. He just orders food, gets suckered with lemons because he won't research. It's like laziness is his drug and he will pay anything to not put effort in.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Probably that portable A/C unit. The one in his "office", his bedroom, Kat's "office/room", and one for the living room downstairs. Also, knowing Phil, he had to go to with the most expensive models because expensive=the best.

This is the best guess because didn't he say they had 3 of those AC units running while in the past it was just 1.

As a side note. I just happened to be in Lowe's today because I'm doing some renovations in my own home and they sell Itunes gift cards (as well as doordash, IHOP, and more) Just sayin'

 

[Ol' Slag]

Gotcha pulls rough calculations this far.

Sept-678
Aug-284

 

[FalsePositive]

ok, lets walk this back, we only have this information because a rando out of the blue decided to tell us he got access to phil's banking info. this wasn't accidentally revealed organically. this guy clearly was on a fucking mission, so this newfag comes up and says "hey did you know phil currently has only $164(i don't remember the real number) in his bank account!" whats stopping this same fucker from at any point in the last however long from basically draining it the last few days until it got that low, again remember the escort saga. A-logs are perfectly willing to go to prison just to fuck with this guy, and phil probably doesn't even remember his own fucking password at this point. so it would be very easy for him to get fucked with. beyond that it doesn't matter what he says, he can say with 100% truth "these guys got access to my banking info and now i'm fucking broke, i don't even remember a lot of these purchases i have to assume someone stole my shit please donate"

delet this

 

[Pisstrooper]

Well, at least he's paying his fucking taxes and/or back taxes for once. I'm still sick to my stomach hearing that he's making ~$4,500 per month on YouTube on top of whatever he's making in tips. So he's probably making close to $9,000-$10,000 per month pre tax and still barely has over $100 in his checking account. I just don't understand.

Yea it was all fun and games playing around on KF until the truth about your husbando got revealed. Sorry man.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I was not expecting this Saturday to be so full of incredible information! The writers must be threatening a strike or to walk off the show to leak so much juicy info all at once.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Yeah, this is pretty foolproof in that sense. These are simply his transactions. I'm quietly hoping that "we" was a Freudian slip and you're involved as a Robin Hood hero. This is your only possible redemption arc, bro.

exactly, this is literally like if someone said "yo i have all these naked photos of children......that i found on a lolcow's computer which i gained access to.....months ago and now i'm showing you all in the middle of the night when no mods are awake and he isn't either.....which proves i'm just doing this to inform you and did not in any way put them there on his computer.

it would be one thing if this was like the WWE Champions thread where we've been discussing it for awhile and then someone was like "oh shit, i did X and found Y" but instead he emerges literally out of nowhere to give us proof of stuff we didn't even know.

Like for fucks sake wasn't this literally ILJ's plan for what she was going to pull on Chris-chan if he disobeyed her? That cunt also had Chris' BoA account info and was draining him for fucking months and was planning on announcing his misdeeds for the asspats once chris got to everfree.

we're all going to look like the biggest fucking retards if this is an op, not to mention the federal crime aspect. i know multiple junkies that pulled low level versions of this same shit. judges don't play when it comes to money

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Yea it was all fun and games playing around on KF until the truth about your husbando got revealed. Sorry man.

I wouldn't believe a word this golden paypiggy says. Word on the street is this faggot was in Phil's chat banning people while at the same time he was posting here. He's going to go back to tipping Phil to put on clothes and hats the next stream.

 

[capefear56]

Any theories on why some charges are in iTunes name and other on Paypall?
Both are obviously whaling, but I think it's odd some are via Paypall and others via iTunes directly.

Different devices, perhaps. If he runs WWE on an emulator, it's entirely possible that he pays for it using Paypal when on his laptop and iTunes when on his phone. Either that or maybe he plays a different game on the side that doesn't accept Paypal.

 

[Trap Card]

888,888 number is bc the bankruptcy process? And this expense bc the bank takes everything anyway at end of the month?

Apparently it's fraud protection.

 

[snort inquisition]

exactly, this is literally like if someone said "yo i have all these naked photos of children......that i found on a lolcow's computer which i gained access to.....months ago and now i'm showing you all in the middle of the night when no mods are awake and he isn't either.....which proves i'm just doing this to inform you and did not in any way put them there on his computer.

it would be one thing if this was like the WWE Champions thread where we've been discussing it for awhile and then someone was like "oh shit, i did X and found Y" but instead he emerges literally out of nowhere to give us proof of stuff we didn't even know.

Like for fucks sake wasn't this literally ILJ's plan for what she was going to pull on Chris-chan if he disobeyed her? That cunt also had Chris' BoA account info and was draining him for fucking months and was planning on announcing his misdeeds for the asspats once chris got to everfree.

we're all going to look like the biggest fucking retards if this is an op, not to mention the federal crime aspect. i know multiple junkies that pulled low level versions of this same shit. judges don't play when it comes to money

so you think someone got into phil's bank account and started using it to whale out on wwe champions??


phil is that you?>????

 

[LolCowCentral]

ok, lets walk this back, we only have this information because a rando out of the blue decided to tell us he got access to phil's banking info. this wasn't accidentally revealed organically. this guy clearly was on a fucking mission, so this newfag comes up and says "hey did you know phil currently has only $164(i don't remember the real number) in his bank account!" whats stopping this same fucker from at any point in the last however long from basically draining it the last few days until it got that low, again remember the escort saga. A-logs are perfectly willing to go to prison just to fuck with this guy, and phil probably doesn't even remember his own fucking password at this point. so it would be very easy for him to get fucked with. beyond that it doesn't matter what he says, he can say with 100% truth "these guys got access to my banking info and now i'm fucking broke, i don't even remember a lot of these purchases i have to assume someone stole my shit please donate"

Yeah except we have videos and tweets of him talking about places he went or things he did (burger King, door dash, particular restaurants) or bought coinciding with this account and it's purchases. That just won't fly.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Edited my table again since it looks like the two audio files overlapped by 8 rows.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

if this is an op

The experian and equifax credit reports look authentic. Imagine someone trying to forge a 70+ page credit report (each) with the perfect typeset, formatting and bankruptcy codes just to get asspats on this forum.