US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MirrorNoir]

She's basically a millennial Maxine Waters. Pelosi fucked up big time letting her steal her successor's seat.

It's been said that Pelosi's relationship with AOC has thawed somewhat because of Maxine's own cuntness.

Supposedly the rest of the Squad are a bunch of out of control cunts who Waters has gotten her claws into with the idea that Waters will use them to make herself Speaker once Pelosi steps down. AOC, for all of her cuntness, at least sees the fragility of her position (Pelosi REALLY fucking hates her and she's had the threat of being redistricted out of a job used against her) and cut a deal with Pelosi. She will retard wrangle the rest of the Squad and dilute Water's cunt influence over them, so they will support Nancy when Nancy demands it. Which in turn undermines Water's position as a possible usurper and gives AOC some level of protection when AOC herself goes off acting like a cunt.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I had completely forgotten about the old G-man stereotypes and how much cooler and intimidating looking they are compared to the current glow in the darks.

Speaking of which I bet the X-Files and it's themes of questioning the narrative & government would be considered haraam in today's America.

America has swung back to the 40's & 50's era of unquestioning government loyalty, like Isaac Asimov's belief that Americans should blindly trust in authority.

 

[HeyYou]

Let's look at how the progressive wing is doing.

Oh no.
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Oh no, bros.

Spoiler: Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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lmao this dumb bitch doesn't realize what situational irony is. That is, paying for a rich people event just to wear a tax the rich dress that every rich person at that event then agrees with (well, agrees with in a token fashion) is bonafide situational irony.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I had completely forgotten about the old G-man stereotypes and how much cooler and intimidating looking they are compared to the current glow in the darks.

Speaking of which I bet the X-Files and it's themes of questioning the narrative & government would be considered haraam in today's America.

It is.

S1 of the revival was ruthlessly attacked for featuring Muslim villains that killed innocent people who were attending a "draw Moohammed" art exhibition and featured a Mosque in Texas where everyone was a sleeper cell of terrorists, the lead from Community as an Alex Jones expy who was 100% right AND set up as a love interest for Scully, and ended with the Smoking Man being repurposed as an environmentalist type Bond villain who (in the final episode of the finale) explicitly states that he was unleashing the virus the Syndicate created to wipe out most of humanity for their alien masters, because the aliens were also environmentalists and had decided humanity had damaged the planet too much to allow it to even survive as a slave race and wanted the planet wiped clean save for their collaborators.

Carter took so much fucking heat from liberals that when a second season of the revival was announced, he caved and caved HARD to them.

The entire finale from the previous season was retconned as a dream Scully had when she fell and hit her head. The Alex Jones stand-in was dropped entirely, they explicitly stated Trump was a Russian patsy who was allowing the Russian version of the Syndicate to operate in the US, killing people with impunity, and negated the psycho-environmentalist angle of the aliens by having them suddenly tell Mulder that they've abandoned their plans to invade Earth because "humans have made such a mess of Earth, we've lost interest in it".

Oh and Carter putting anti-Trump bon motts in the opening sequence to hammer home Trump=Evil.

 

[X Prime]

I didn't even know there was a season 2 of the revival. Now I know why.

 

[Trianon]

lmao this dumb bitch doesn't realize what situational irony is. That is, paying for a rich people event just to wear a tax the rich dress that every rich person at that event then agrees with (well, agrees with in a token fashion) is bonafide situational irony.

It's really even better because the screenshot dictionary definition she used has that definition on it; she just only showed the first one.

I think she's worse than dumb, I think she's a dumb ideologue and propagandist.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

I think she's worse than dumb, I think she's a dumb ideologue and propagandist.

SHE LEARNED FROM THE BEST

 

[mold]

You know what kind of real protest I'd like to see?
I want a bunch of dudes to just bring some portable grills, various meat stuffs, and some beer and just have themselves a nice cookout in front of the Capitol. They can put up a bunch of "fuck Biden" signs or whatever. But I just want a nice, laid back event where a bunch of like minded folks are shooting the shit and having a good time.

I doubt the glowies would let us have that though.

why would you do that at the capitol when you could go somewhere else and have a nice time

 

[CarlosDanger]

America has swung back to the 40's & 50's era of unquestioning government loyalty, like Isaac Asimov's belief that Americans should blindly trust in authority.

And it is mostly coming from the party that was all about not trusting authority.

 

[LurkTrawl]

LMAO all that fucking effort to bring out the national guard and increase security at the Capitol... just for like 20 people.

idk which is sadder... the rally itself, or the government shitting their pants over a tiny-as-fuck amount of boomers.

You know, it's not a bad tactic in and of itself to keep planning meetups like this, resulting in mobilizing and preparing x number of cops/NG for the scene, and not showing up. Do it enough times and they won't bother when people actually do show up en masse.

You know what kind of real protest I'd like to see?
I want a bunch of dudes to just bring some portable grills, various meat stuffs, and some beer and just have themselves a nice cookout in front of the Capitol. They can put up a bunch of "fuck Biden" signs or whatever. But I just want a nice, laid back event where a bunch of like minded folks are shooting the shit and having a good time.

Ever hear of Unite the Right? That's what it started out as before antifa and the local police got involved.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Huh, guess I was wrong. Teach me to go off a half memory.

If I recall correctly it’s one of the reasons why only the Marines and NG were used in the LA riots.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Good point.

I forgot to add; The border has been flooded for months. Months after Kamala was meant to have sorted it. But when did they impose a no-fly zone and move the media? Last week? Last month? Nope. The same weekend the fed op was on.

Coincidence? Not even once.

I love/hate that the border is still a dumpster fire, to the point where they disallowed drone overflights to try and keep Fox News from reporting on it. Biden is just larping the worst of the Carter years on a loop and calling it Build Back Better.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

And it is mostly coming from the party that was all about not trusting authority.

That will always blow my mind. I experienced what was once that great big counter-culture to the Bush era governance. Now, those same people ride the governments dick daily in hopes they squeeze out some coome. I guess we were all suckers to believe in anything that was out there. Before YouTube had a 'alt-right' problem, the real radical material was the Zeitgeist Documentary, The Young Turks, and The Liberal Viewer. Everything boiled down to 'why does the world have to be bad for so many, why can't we make it good instead?'. Now the aim is to just hurt other people who don't follow their ideals, many of which never hurt anyone else in the first place.

There's a video on YouTube uploaded in 2007 called 'Bushisms'. It's 10 minutes of all of Bush's best and greatest goofs and gaffs. I remember waiting for Bush to get out of office because of how bad everything had gotten. The economy was shit, we were never going to leave Iraq or Afganistan, there were no WMDs etc blah blah blah. Biden doesn't get the same treatment -and he's been a royal fuck-up since the primaries. Biden is a walking puppet fueled by ice cream and the olfactory stimulation of girls' shampoo, but he's on the correct side, so he gets a pass.

How did our peers go from watching South Park and Whitest Kids You Know to drinking BIPOC semen and collecting Funko Pops? There's a lot of causes for that change, but I don't even know how to articulate anything about it. For decades the Truth Campaign got kids to stop smoking to protect their health, but now the same types of propaganda systems are being used to tell boys to take estrogen and cut their dicks off. Maybe we're really just living in the biggest CIA gayop in history. Everything fucking glows.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

And it is mostly coming from the party that was all about not trusting authority.

They never where about not trusting authority, they were about not trusting your authority.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

That will always blow my mind. I experienced what was once that great big counter-culture to the Bush era governance. Now, those same people ride the governments dick daily in hopes they squeeze out some coome. I guess we were all suckers to believe in anything that was out there. Before YouTube had a 'alt-right' problem, the real radical material was the Zeitgeist Documentary, The Young Turks, and The Liberal Viewer. Everything boiled down to 'why does the world have to be bad for so many, why can't we make it good instead?'. Now the aim is to just hurt other people who don't follow their ideals, many of which never hurt anyone else in the first place.

There's a video on YouTube uploaded in 2007 called 'Bushisms'. It's 10 minutes of all of Bush's best and greatest goofs and gaffs. I remember waiting for Bush to get out of office because of how bad everything had gotten. The economy was shit, we were never going to leave Iraq or Afganistan, there were no WMDs etc blah blah blah. Biden doesn't get the same treatment -and he's been a royal fuck-up since the primaries. Biden is a walking puppet fueled by ice cream and the olfactory stimulation of girls' shampoo, but he's on the correct side, so he gets a pass.

How did our peers go from watching South Park and Whitest Kids You Know to drinking BIPOC semen and collecting Funko Pops? There's a lot of causes for that change, but I don't even know how to articulate anything about it. For decades the Truth Campaign got kids to stop smoking to protect their health, but now the same types of propaganda systems are being used to tell boys to take estrogen and cut their dicks off. Maybe we're really just living in the biggest CIA gayop in history. Everything fucking glows.

That's what happens when your 'fuck Authority' ethos is built on a foundation of 'fuck you, Dad!' and the media/academia telling you the straight white Christian man is responsible for all the world's evils.

 

[X Prime]

How did our peers go from watching South Park and Whitest Kids You Know to drinking BIPOC semen and collecting Funko Pops? There's a lot of causes for that change, but I don't even know how to articulate anything about it. For decades the Truth Campaign got kids to stop smoking to protect their health, but now the same types of propaganda systems are being used to tell boys to take estrogen and cut their dicks off. Maybe we're really just living in the biggest CIA gayop in history. Everything fucking glows.

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Even a guy who hates the Rs to the point where he sees the Democrats as the lesser evil still knows what the issue is.

 

[MrJokerRager]

America has swung back to the 40's & 50's era of unquestioning government loyalty, like Isaac Asimov's belief that Americans should blindly trust in authority.

And we had the balls to mock the sand people for their belief in their God and prophet. Their God gave them free fully automatic rifles and Blackhawks.

Our God, I mean government, is down for trooning out kids and sucking nigger cock like there is no tommorrow.

I was talking with some right winger about how he believes many right wingers have a destructive obsession with obeying laws and judges even if they are retarded. And I agree with him since the concept of civil disobedience is overall alien to many boomer cons and gen x cons in regards to sucking police, military and government cock. Ashli Babbitt popped off head might have made some realize Blue Lives Matter is meaningless to law enforcement. But I remember many conservatives during the Bush and Obama era obsessed with following the law and this where it has gotten them. Maybe the leftists are right that these retards are cut from the same cloth of folks that were fine with Jim Crow.

Weird thing is that from the 1900s to 1940s, crime and domestic terrorism was high enough to make the 1970s days of rage look like retards setting off fire crackers. There was also high diversity of thought as well. And a lot of censorship and government overreach as well. And a lot of corrupt fucks paying off politicians and creating monopolies. World War 2 is the reason we see government obedience in the 1940s to 1970s at best.

There is a lot of things in American history not being taught which gives us the current state of intellectualism on the right wing and the left wing.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I love/hate that the border is still a dumpster fire, to the point where they disallowed drone overflights to try and keep Fox News from reporting on it. Biden is just larping the worst of the Carter years on a loop and calling it Build Back Better.

I can't shake my natural instinct that this shit is all nefarious & intentionally directed toward some sinister ulterior goal that requires the appearance of incompetency in order to work.

 

[Trianon]

Meanwhile, an example of a non-glowing protest.

How do I know this isn't a glowop? Because there's a sense of humor present. A joie de vivre that no desk jockey in a thousand, thousand years could embody. Even if they had the capacity, they wouldn't risk making conservative policies look so fun.

The left can't meme, irl.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

I can't shake my natural instinct that this shit is all nefarious & intentionally directed toward some sinister ulterior goal that requires the appearance of incompetency in order to work.

I'm of the opposite opinion. Back when these things were being planned out Biden was slightly younger and more coherent. The rest of it is just the Democrats believing their own propaganda and also being willing to violently ram through their agenda.