Someone told Phil that another streamer came home to find his house broken into.
Phil's response "I would argue he should get the police involved."
Really, Phil? You 'would argue' a break and enter is a situation in which you should contact police?
Great example of his weird verbal and semantic tics when they get out of control. Unnecessary word salad. "I would argue" is the current "real talk".
PPG results to put this in context, he started saying this shit at the beginning of the year and got himself stuck in a loop, I guess this is what happens when you spend all day talking to wheelchairs and a potato lady
Honestly his begging is annoying but post bankruptcy and still having overdrafts despite pulling in 9-12k a month. Sheesh. Now I see why he is so desperate every day.
The man really does HAVE to beg. But only because he refuses to cut back on anything and not live a lavish lifestyle. He has no self control and for being such a "mature adult" he certainly doesn't have his finances in order
I thought he had to take a financial management class for his bankruptcy. I guess that didn't help at all.
I forget who said it but they said no matter how much money Dave makes he will always live a few grand above it. Doesn't matter if he makes 5k, he will spend 7k. Makes 10k, he will spend 12k.
I didn't think much of it at the time but it really seems to be true now that we've seen his bank account details. I really thought he was sitting on a cash reserve and simply begging nonstop like a greedy asshole but this idiot really is broke.
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Damn, why do I sleep through all the huge happenings. From what I've read so far in the separate thread I'm dying laughing. Good thing it's a Sunday so I'll most likely catch up.
I suppose since he technically still has his twitch account and you can still see there are still people who randomly enter his chat from time to time (even a few bots if you check) including Phil himself as someone noticed he removed some comments and banned someone for spamming random shit when he already moved to youtube, means the story arc with Twitch probably isn't over yet, so I suppose for now it's fine (plus he has an extensive history on Twitch and loves to dogpile on them whenever they've done something terrible).
genuinly stunned.. had to create an account just to say i was one of those who believed that phil had a lot of money and was just pretending for his retirement.
to see he is really in so much debt... but not just debt, is a black whole. he will never recover from this. theres nothing he can do
how could someone do this to themselves after making so much money 10 years ago. fucking kats a retard too.. dumb bitch cheated on her man with phil only to marry into his debt lmao.
genuinly stunned.. had to create an account just to say i was one of those who believed that phil had a lot of money and was just pretending for his retirement.
to see he is really in so much debt... but not just debt, is a black whole. he will never recover from this. theres nothing he can do
how could someone do this to themselves after making so much money 10 years ago. fucking kats a retard too.. dumb bitch cheated on her man with phil only to marry into his debt lmao.
Ok i don't watch DSP that much and this threads moves at the speed of light but I'm fucking baffled how INCOMPETENT this man handling his "career"? let's talk about the Karl thing for a bit.
Why do your average joe watch streams? 2 things:
Streamer.
Community.
Because I don't like Clutter I will use spoilers here:
To succeed as a Streamer you need to be:
FUNNY (voluntary or involuntary)
TALENTED
KNOWLEGEADBLE (or at least pretend to)
FRIENDLY
WOMAN.
Overall you need to be likeable and we know Phil is neither of those things, and even though he has titties they are not so attractive in a 40 year old balding man, interacting with phill is also a big no, no unless you donate first, otherwise he will just call you a stupid idiot and move on, so why would someone picking between the thousands of thousands of streamers pick Phil and become a a fan? not for him obviously, but don't lose hope yet, we still have:
More important than you think, most of the people watching streams are lonely, lonely kids, kids today grow very apart from each other, a lot of them don't bother to socialize outside of internet anymore, discord, reddit, 4chan, that's where they meet their "friends" and become a part of a "community", where they act in a similar fashion to fit in, it helps them feel less alone, it's a sad ordeal overall but I digress.
Have you ever been in a XQC stream? if you have then I'm so sorry for what you have witnessed, but that right there, that's a successful community, a bunch of people spamming the same 5 copypastas and 3 emotes, believe or not kids willingly go to those streams just for the chat, just to spam frog emotes, they will copy and paste the same memes to feel a sense of belonging, they laugh at the streamer and with the streamer, paypigs will even have "banter" as if they are some sort of friends, calling the streamer names or making fun of him that's a big part of the culture in those massive channels, and that's great for the streamer, having a lively chat, having a big community, having your own memes, that's how you pay for your second mansion.
What's best have you ever been in a different stream and suddenly chatters start to spam shit you don't understand? as annoying as that it that's a big W for any streamer, that's your end goal, to have such a big and healthy community, that you get your own memes spammed even in channels that are not yours.
So what happens in Phil's chat? nothing, first of all there's 20 autistics talking about the weather or some shit, then there's 5 more talking about what they seem on the screen " oh wow that's a big gun phil" then of course we have the backseat gamers, "dude you got to go to the left and pull the lever and jump into the cauldron...."
So inconclusion Phill has make extensively sure that he has the most boring and sanitizing chat ever created, while also being a boring fuck, spam a meme and you are banned, do a little banter? you are a detractor, banned, start chatting to much? "you are derailing the stream", stop it or get banned, and because of this he will NEVER grow his channel significantly, regardless of what he does, because the average joe will not have fun in Phil's stream, and the average LOLCOW ENJOYER (GIGACHAD) will find him too boring to sit through (that's why the troll channels have more views, they are not "your" views phil)
matter of fact he is basically surviving out of like 10 paypigs.
but even then phill chatters still tried to have a good time, even will all the rules and with this fucking 40 year old "married" man with insecurities banning everything he thinks is making fun of him, and they come with "karl"
SIMPLE, yet efficient, let's all change our name to KARL, youtube allows it anyways, we will be all karls, suddenly people where wondering "huh what's this about"? kids were changing their names to karl to belong to this new cool trend on phill chat, "hahaha isn't it funny how we are all the same?" they were joking around, just being silly kids y'know? The community itself gifted DSP his very own meme, not offensive in anyway, Surely nothing bad will happen....
The issue of the Karl meme is that Phil looks bad whether he quashes it or not. If he does he makes it obvious that there is no fun to be had in his chat, along with his insane paranoia on full display with his being scared of being overshadowed in his own chat. He's likely realised that if he doe allow it, people will realise how unimportant he he is to them.
His history with memes also doesn't help him. The more infamous ones, such as "bugged X mechanics" and "why am I toxic" are about his incompetence and his bitching. He'd rather have nothing to prevent something like that being what people recognise.
Besides, he doesn't want to have a "community". He just wants whales who pay for his whims and ensure he doesn't have to do an honest day's work for the rest of his pathetic life. If he really cared for his chat he would've built his setup so he could interact with them much easier while playing, like how every other streamer does it.
Still waiting for more on this one but, if it's true and Phil's cult still bankrolls him, then it's solid evidence that they're more concerned with being mentioned by trolls than they are with Phil.
Phil's never been in a position where he wasn't bailed out of his bad financial decisions. If his cult genuinely cares for his well-being, then the public embarrassment of Phil having to move back in with his parents and taking a job at his local grocery store is the slap of reality he needs before it's too late.
Still waiting for more on this one but, if it's true and Phil's cult still bankrolls him, then it's solid evidence that they're more concerned with being mentioned by trolls than they are with Phil.
Phil's never been in a position where he wasn't bailed out of his bad financial decisions. If his cult genuinely cares
It is too late. Phil is in too deep with debt and spending habits along with Khet having a say on potentially selling off major assets to pay for stuff. Lord knows if she divorces him and takes the condo, Phil is fucked beyond belief
I think he'll just deny everything since we don't have his pdf statements from the bank and are getting the transaction history over the phone. "TROLLS MAKIN SHIT UP, UNVERIFIED"
Small chance he admits it for the pity tips. Problem for him with admitting it is even his Paypigs will probably ask what the fuck he's paying Apple/Itunes so much for, which then 100% confirms the WWE champions $50k account.
Still waiting for more on this one but, if it's true and Phil's cult still bankrolls him, then it's solid evidence that they're more concerned with being mentioned by trolls than they are with Phil.
Phil's never been in a position where he wasn't bailed out of his bad financial decisions. If his cult genuinely cares for his well-being, then the public embarrassment of Phil having to move back in with his parents and taking a job at his local grocery store is the slap of reality he needs before it's too late.
when I first heard of the bank info leak I was like
but when I actually read the whole thread I was like
I wonder how is he going to roll with it?
WWE pulls? BUSTED
Live within his mean? BUSTED
Only spend money on food from restaurants once a week (incl. delivered food from restaurants)? BUSTED
let aside that he spends ~$250 / month for Jasper.
that's the easy way out and I believe that he will choose this one too. However, he can't do that with _every_ case he gets busted. These situations are removing a small portion of his loyal paypigs by the time.
that's the easy way out and I believe that he will choose this one too. However, he can't do that with _every_ case he gets busted. These situations are removing a small portion of his loyal paypigs by the time.
Phil's whales are like the Persian elite military unit known as the Immortals. They were called by that name because their numbers were always at 10k, whenever one of them died, was severely injured or retired another was ready to take his place. This was done to maintain cohesion. Phil's whales are the same, whenever one leaves because they're broke, scorned by Phil or any other reason, he just somehow magically gets another one. If following Dave has taught me anything it's that there's a seemingly endless amount of people dumb enough to fall for his bullshit.
Phil's whales are like the Persian elite military unit known as the Immortals. They were called by that name because their numbers were always at 10k, whenever one of them died, was severely injured or retired another was ready to take his place. This was done to maintain cohesion. Phil's whales are the same, whenever one leaves because they're broke, scorned by Phil or any other reason, he just somehow magically gets another one. If following Dave has taught me anything it's that there's a seemingly endless amount of people dumb enough to fall for his bullshit.
Just think of how dumb the average man is. Then realize that there are 50% of people dumber than him (Its a paraphrased George Carlin quote but I can't be bothered to look that up right now)
Funny how just a few days ago it was being discussed how Phil had never been seriously messed with by trolls, then someone comes along and does just that.
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