Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[DarkScrubPhil]

So the main takeaway is that Phil has continued to lie about his WWE Champions spending and Phil can't manage money at all.

Also, never believe Phil when he says that he's cut back.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I fucking figured it out.... That much in groceries plus the container store..... Phil and Kat are Doomsday Preppers.

Counting down the days until Karlmageddon

 

[Because It's Funny]

Fred Meyer seems to be their main grocery store. If we take just that, we get:

June: $997.25
EDIT: plus $79 at Safeway and $54 at Trader Joe's in June. WERE YOU STILL HUNGRY???
July: $782.69
August: $938.14
September: $466.79... so far.

I mean, my God.

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We're gonna look really stupid when Phil reaches that $88,888 tip goal and live reveals his pet elephant.

 

[AnOminous]

If any of Phil's wheelchairs read this, please recommend Gamblers Anonymous to him.

Wouldn't this be too humiliating for this sack of loser? Imagine admitting your addiction was gacha. Wouldn't that be like showing up to Narcotics Anonymous and admitting to a bunch of junkies that you were addicted to Valium?

 

[Memology 101]

Don't forget the calories!

Khet must be looking thicker than Momokun right now

You made me spit my drink. You fucking madlad.

 

[Agent Proper]

You made me spit my drink. You fucking madlad.

Welcome back to the Vortex my Taco Amigo.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Woo-boy I knew the day would come someone would pull some illegal shit to get the fuckin deets.

I did a skim, what time frame were the Xbox and chair "donations"? Know we can't see his transactions that went directly from his PayPal balance so could still be him if they're not in here.

EDIT: July 13th was the unboxing, I didn't see a massive transaction around that time so either he paid for it through PayPal or it was a donation.

Also see. $750 and $500 to the IRS, guess this is the tax payment plan. The $750 one looks like it's monthly.

 

[Memology 101]

I don't know how much more evidence we need that Phil definitely plays WWE champions. Like if this was a court case, the lawyer would have a slam dunk so strong he'd blow up the building.

Make this a fucking movie godammit

 

[Kosher Dill]

Horrifyingly enough this is actually right on par with what we've been estimating in the WWEChampions thread.

So I guess this means there is no second gacha and he really does dump it all into Champions?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Remember when Phil's WWEC defense was "how did I get my bankruptcy then? For me to be granted bankruptcy while spending so much on gacha, the trustee and the judge would have to be fucking incompetent and have no fucking idea how to do their job!"

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So I guess this means there is no second gacha and he really does dump it all into Champions?

The second gacha got replaced with Door Dash.

Seriously, how much can 2 people eat?

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil bankrupting himself on daily doordash fee's because he doesnt like his Wifes cooking and is too lazy to put something in a bloody microwave himself is the most DSP reason for not paying your mortgage that anyone couldnt make up because it is too dumb too be true

But it is true , and most of us (Well I did) called it when he was pretending his Wife was cooking his ''ho-made, custom breakfast'', which was exactly the like the breakfast menu order from I-Hop

 

[Cyber Bowling]

One of the many, many entertaining things to come out of this is just how poorly Phil is at concealing his life. And I don't mean the fact that someone managed to get his bank records, that was obviously a difficult process. And I'm not saying this to try and undermine the significance of the leaks, but it really did confirm all the things that we knew about Phil. Nobody was surprised by the actual purchases, just the larger than expected dollar amounts attached to them. But, it's pretty much what we've speculated for years. Fast food/delivery, Champions, Booze, random mall stores on his day off.

The second gacha got replaced with Door Dash.

Seriously, how much can 2 people eat?

Phil likes to play up the food orders he does during the begathon. He does it under the guise he's ordering a lot of food to give an accurate "review" but IMO, we're witnessing his standard orders.

 

[Kosher Dill]

By the way, I want to know what the story was behind this jackass doordashing something for only $2.99 on 7/2. Did he just have them bring a bottle of Coke or something?

Seriously, how much can 2 people eat?

You sure it's 2 people? Phil's not blimping out at lightspeed, so it's probably one person eating all this.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So I guess this means there is no second gacha and he really does dump it all into Champions?

Yeah. Most of the thinking that there had to be another gacha game is because even with the amount he was sinking into WWEChampions there was still like a $2-$3K surplus in his monthly income beyond what he needed for bills and food.

Add in these $150 weekly Target trips, $400 per month on booze, all this DoorDash'ing and restaurants, $50 per week at the pet store, etc. and that void in his income disappears.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There doesn't seem to be anything that matches the Xbox and chair "donations", an alternate means of credit perhaps?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Considering how much he’s spending on Gin and DoorDash, it seems that he frequently goes on a drink and gatcha binges.

When you’re drunk, it’s much easier to buy stuff on impulse and I’d assume him getting hungry late in the evening.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

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BofA takes $888,888.88 out of your account if they suspect fraud. With that number we do forbidden math ( 888,888.88- 888,739.98 ) and we find out Phil has $148.90 in his checking account currently.
Thousands of tard bucks a week and he has less that a wheelchair check in his account.

hehe, that's almost his new vest, old hat goal.
like pottery.

 

[NursezillaX]

First transaction video going to Sept 13th more coming soon
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By the time that robot voice said "September 17" for the 4th time and it was a fucking DoorDash charge for the 4th time I literally burst out laughing. This is absolute gold.

To me, one of the most significant things I gleaned from this is how much money he spent on his day off on the 17th. Wasn't he crying poor the night before because tips were slow, saying how much it sucked and he was worried that he 'didnt have enough money to do what he needed to' and he needed to 'see how many groceries' he needed? Those charge amounts at Target, Doordash, Fred Meyer, etc don't look like they're from somebody who had to tighten their belt and scale down their weekly spending, limiting it to just the essentials, because of a low tip night.

 

[applebob]

I guess you can say the bacon is cooked.