Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Love Machine]

I'd be pretty down for a 6 hour ama stream from the hotel 6.

 

[Not Really Here]

What do I have to pay him to review Boku no Pico?

Well, John Locke said-

All wealth is the product of labor.

But, considering that Boku no Pico is probably his favorite Hentai, and as such would be little or no labor to review, you should pay less than a buck CAD.

 

[TheFieldisNicelySeasoned]

Surfer was right.

 

[Shek$il]

I don't understand what people see in Surfer tbh
Is it just because he is a self-proclaimed white nationalist? He is so clearly unhinged that it seems to be a disservice to those viewpoints to have him associated with them. Especially after we now know that he will completely betray his world view at a moment's notice if he needs to. People will glorify anyone who says something like "niggers and jews are bad", apparently.

Truth. From the outset I thought his inflections were annoying and him randomly interjecting "[X] NIGGER [Y]" was alright a couple of times, but I was always there for PooPooPoo. Surfer feels like the rightoid version of an inspirational AJ+ video.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It is my dream that someday youtube's algorithm starts recommending PPP to weebs, because its recommending anime bullshit to me now.

Thanks Ashton.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

A little late, but this. Tons of places are looking for workers solely because people have been quitting to take unemployment. If PPP has been using the quarantine as an argument for being unable to find work he just hasn’t been looking at this point. It might’ve made sense in 2020 but at this point it doesn’t.

100% and now you won’t get hired in Canada if you don’t wear the mask or don’t get vaccinated. So he should have been looking for jobs in the earlier stages of the pandemic and made himself a valuable employee that they wouldn’t want to fire over stupid government bs

 

[vulg]

don't act like you don't know

 

[Zilortha]

Starting now

Spoiler: Archive

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The autistic rocking as he tries to explain the show? Just perfect.

 

[Shek$il]

The autistic rocking as he tries to explain the show? Just perfect.

To think this beast was Surfer's cell mate for all those years. A 6'4, 500lb, naked lumbering ogre just holding you hostage as he wobbles and weebs about the latest dragon girl anime while you futilely attempt to get to bible study, knowing he's prone to snap any moment and rain his shrek punches down on the back of your head.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

PPP gives his based take on the latest bread and circus drama

Spoiler: Archive

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

The autistic rocking as he tries to explain the show? Just perfect.

What do you mean? He's always done this.

 

[Weird Ages]

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If this is true then it just makes the whole 20 hr stream on Chaggot's transgression like the biggest hypocrisy ever told

Honestly it's pathetic. If it's true he's a piece of shit for being having been friends with a padophile for years, if it's not then he's a piece of shit for calling his ex a paedo beca'se he's mad about their breakup.

 

[Sammich]

I don't understand what people see in Surfer tbh

It is a couple things, I think. He sounds like a burnout without two brain cells to rub together, but occasionally he would say something profound. Personal experience with that, once i was ripping on him about smoking gas station cigars like some fucking dumb wigger and thinking it was high class; He explained pretty righteously his take on cigars and how cubans were actual trash and were only coveted because of some stupid hype around them to make them worth more. Shit like that might sound like gibberish to most, but it's pretty fucking accurate. I think another reason is he seems to care about shit going on, for instance he claims he wants nothing bad to happen to the blacks, he wants the same for them as he wants for himself.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

I can't believe PPP is a dubfag. My life is ruined.

 

[Wünderkind]

Starting now

Spoiler: Archive

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lol much better review than clowns like digibro or eyepatch who think there's some hidden merit or redeeming qualities to this shit.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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If this is true then it just makes the whole 20 hr stream on Chaggot's transgression like the biggest hypocrisy ever told

Take everything said in this shitshow with a lump of salt. Personally i struggle to believe anything coming out of their mouths without 4k gunt footage or solid evidence. At this point both of em will make shit up to muddy the other because they lived together. This story here atm has as much credence to be true as "PPP FUCKED A DOLPHIN TO DEATH".

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

I can't believe PPP is a dubfag. My life is ruined.

I'm not a weebfag myself, but if I were paid to watch episodes of anime then I would make it easier on myself to just listen then reading subtitles.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Catholics following twink accounts and tweeting about incel life.
Protties doing anime reviews and having homosexual breakup fights.
Christcucks forever blown out.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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If this is true then it just makes the whole 20 hr stream on Chaggot's transgression like the biggest hypocrisy ever told

Surfer might be a schizo retard but that rumor sounds like bullshit.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

I'm not a weebfag myself, but if I were paid to watch episodes of anime then I would make it easier on myself to just listen then reading subtitles.

I don't see how listening to a bunch of talentless Californian faggots is going to make the experience easier, but WTF do i know.