Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[Swirling weeb]

21% on WWE champions

Whats he going to do when that game shuts down eventually or when he burns out on it?

There’s always another gacha
The rolls will continue

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

What else could he wish for?

A higher I.Q., stronger willpower, some balls perhaps.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

People kvetching about King Phil, our spiritual leader, our mensch, our lord and saviour are just jealous of his success. Not just in financial terms, not just because he eats out every day and still buys overpriced, branded groceries, which he doesn't eat, not just because he is a street fighter champion - no, you are all jealous of his adoring fans.

On a serious note, retards are giving their money to another retard who despite spending nearly all of his substantial monthly income on utter garbage is clearly fucking miserable. They all get what they deserve in the end, and Phil has probably already realised he has completely fucked his life up beyond all chance of redemption. So instead of fixing his problems he spends other peoples money buying shiny pictures of the Rock (or some other fucking wrestler I don't care about) for his phone to do boomer pokemon battles, that way he can forget for one moment that he is a living, breathing joke.

 

[Anal birth]

Isn't there, you know, a certain person who likes to obtain people's personal info through fucking around with the tips system on paypal? A certain enjoyer of a certain drink at a certain temperature.

 

[Xenomorph]

Loving him buying itunes cards at Meyer when he wanted to hide the money trail from the lolyers for his bankruptcy.
See in his mind he isnt lying cause he was spending it on a GAME.
Cept it was a game he wasnt playing for his JERB.
So yeah, ya lied not shocking we knew that..
I wonder just how fucking much he spent on credit cards cause if he is blowing 7k avg every 5 months its no far throw to see how much gatcha took up and bloated his debt.
Him and Mrs Ed prolly drinking and fucking on their phones cause we know they aint fucking one another.
And remember he played more than one mobile game round the time he moved to WA with Panda.

>cant even wash his own car
>has a garage for nothing wont even wash it or his horse wont either
MUH BAAACK ACK ACK ACK and off dat fucking car note his interest must be horrible and I assume he put down barely anything at sign.

Also at the least with the hooker threads we were at least hoping he was getting a fuck out of the money he was spending, this WWE shit is just fucking pathetic..spending money on candy crush for closeted fags kek

Also one of the restaurants he likes to order from had some pretty interesting reviews on em

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

Ok I've been through the data from @Kosher Dill and the table format is interesting for detail but for visual people who want to see where phils money is going I've made a pie chart.

I've genuinely tried to be as "fair" as possible but with the lack of details on most of the paypal payments I've lumped them all in as WWE champions. I think that's a pretty safe bet as most of the amounts are the exact same as apple payments which are almost certainly mobile game spending.

I've tried to label his business expenses and anything I'm unsure of I've labelled unknown. I've done my best trying to label stuff but as a Britbong I'm not 100% certain on what some of these companies are. His AT&T bill could be a mobile phone or an internet line for example... But I think I've made a safe and fair bet in most cases. Feel free to check the CSV file for the data I've labelled. In the grand scheme of things if I've mislabelled $100 here and there it's not going to change much.

Some of the insurance payments he makes could be car insurance or home insurance, I've just put those down as household expenses. His car payments also includes stuff like maintenance where it was obvious.

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It's easy to look at this and say "well he only spent 3% of his income on alcohol"... But that's $1062 in 3 months.

The cult members are going to say "well he only spends 6% on eating out..." but that's $1000 per month. That's fucking unbelievable.

His biggest expense is gotcha gaming, that's $8225.62. Thing of the honey moon kat could have had with that.

Totals:

Alcohol	1062.4​
Banking Fees	65​
Business Expenses	407.7​
Car Payments	1550.81​
Condo Dues	812​
Eating Out	2358.23​
Entertainment	5.49​
Groceries	3930.88​
Grooming	102.51​
Healthcare	1167.2​
Household Expenses	1237.42​
Internet Bills	1474.87​
Jasper	782.76​
Mortgage	7397.51​
Phone Bills	553.4​
Taxes	4799.64​
Unknown	1711.41​
Utility Bills	1267.79​
WWE Champions	8225.62​

Total spend: $38,872

It's worth noting that those tax payments are from previous years he didn't pay taxes. He's not paid anything this year and he's not saved anything... He's going to eventually fuck himself big style.



Some interesting things I found were below:

Remember when his flat tyre was a big deal that could cost him hundreds of dollars....


Phil also had multiple banking fees for going overdrawn on his account. How you make $10k a month and go overdrawn is unreal.

The biggest conclusion is what we already knew, Phil makes more than enough to live like royalty but pisses it away really stupidly. He's spent over $6000 on food, no one needs to do this, this is ridiculous. How the fuck are they eating out so much but still spending $4k on groceries to eat at home...

$8k on mobile gaming, what the actual fuck.

This is a man who doesn't even need to downsize his home, his mortgage of $1800 + $400/month for utilities is pretty good really. I was expecting that to be more but how does he spend this much on food... Either Kat is now 400lbs or he's secretly started a soup kitchen where he tells homeless people how trolls keep trying to kill him.

>almost 4k on groceries
Holy shit. Literally how. You could eat like a fucking king with 3 home cooked meals a day for less than half of that.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

I think what is astonishing about Phil is his complete lack of being able to learn from his mistakes in any way. Hes financially destitute and yet he still continues these self destructive habits. He must do some serious mental gymnastics like "I'm spending hundreds of dollars on liquor and WWE pulls but atleast im not 500k in debt". Mental.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

if it wasn't DSP it'd be something else

 

[Penix]

All of the videos/ links/ posts posted by @ProvenWrong have disappeared or give a 404 error.

Is there a reason for that?

I've updated my original post with backups uploaded to the farms just in case: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bank-documents-18-sept-2021.100483/post-10012677.

 

[UsedUp]

Just because he's Phil, I hope today's streams his whales exceed his tips goals knowing full well where the money is going and showing the true dent heads.

 

[Private Joker]

If I was spending someone else's money I wouldn't care how much of it I spend or where it went just like Philbert. He figures people are dumb enough to give it to him, so he can do whatever he wants with it. But now we know why he had a meltdown about sub numbers. He needs that money for liquor and DoorDash.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Total Spent: ~39.000$/month

if I had this kind of money I'd be out there changing the world but phil is phil oh well lmao

Take a look at the statements again- this money was spent over the course of 3 months. Spending 8k on sweaty man jpegs in a quarter of a year is still pretty bad, but it's not nearly as disastrous as that.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

I think what is astonishing about Phil is his complete lack of being able to learn from his mistakes in any way. Hes financially destitute and yet he still continues these self destructive habits. He must do some serious mental gymnastics like "I'm spending hundreds of dollars on liquor and WWE pulls but atleast im not 500k in debt". Mental.

DSP's greatest troll is himself. He's literally gambling away his future. At this rate he'll still be steaming as an old man

 

[LukeMcGregor]

To be fair I can understand him wanting to put his foot down when identity theft is a thing, even if Phil is a big buffon this isn’t the best look for the farms

He's not putting his foot down at all though. Pointing out the law and saying it is retarded to break it to send a message to a lolcow isn't any crazy take.

 

[LolCowCentral]

At the end of the day the wheelchairs will keep tipping. We have discovered that several of them have filed bankruptcy themselves so they never learn.

For them Phil is their "gotcha"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I disagree, he's highly successful. He's able to get his food, drink and gacha on and hardly has to leave the house. What else could he wish for?

Given how miserable he seems to be, I’m guessing a lot

 

[Private Joker]

At the end of the day the wheelchairs will keep tipping. We have discovered that several of them have filed bankruptcy themselves so they never learn.

For them Phil is their "gotcha"

They'll probably step it up after this thinking Philbert needs the help even more now. Fuckin' retards.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I just realized that users here getting massively disappointed when they thought a lolcow was gonna "get it" elicited among the biggest laughs I've ever experienced while being here. First it was the Vic Lasaga's TCPA thing, then it was Phil actually getting his bankruptcy and now it's this.
I love this site. GJ to all the people ITT compiling information.

 

[Fareal]

That 21% on gacha is the sort of figure that pulls you up short, dead sober.

We call it gacha, we call it mobile gaming, but anyone who knows their arse from their elbow knows what it is: it is online gambling. In many respects it's worse than that: sometimes people successfully chase their losses on online slot machines. Gacha is gambling for things of literally no value whatsoever. They aren't transferable and even a whale account is worth a pittance if you can successfully resell.

Phil is gambling each month more than he spends on keeping the roof over his and Kat's head. Online gambling losses (it's gacha, it's all losses, the money goes into a black pit at Scopely whether you get what you "wanted" or not) account for more than one fifth of his total income.

It is his single biggest expense.

This is the sort of figure that drives people to Gamban or similar services, then to Gamblers Anonymous or treatment. This is what the rock bottom looks like for most problem gamblers.

It is not the rock bottom for Phil because as long as the paypigs keep paying, this is actually sustainable for him. Bankruptcy - fucking bankruptcy - was not even the rock bottom for him because his gambling was sustainable. The rock bottom for him will not come until he cannot access the money to pay for the transactions.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What else could he wish for?

purpose and happiness