Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Where did this theory come from? Never seen that here.

Its actually not a theory. Condo's tend to do that a lot with things like Water bills. But I am also not going back 40+ pages to find the post lol

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I don’t feel like there was a lot of frustration for 99% of this thread though….most of this has been a nonstop laugh track at a man spending an insane amount of money on door dash. Most of us were laughing because once again like the bankruptcy, Phil someone takes our assumptions and expectations and proves he’s even more pathetic than we could’ve dreamed

The exposé of Phil's banking documentation gave me hours of entertainment. It's easy for people to say "we knew it all along lol", but I'm the kind of person who wants this kind of evidence to go along with it. We aren't "conspiracy theorists" like Phil likes to spin. He can't spin this. He was losing control of his narritive already with the line app evidence. But this blows it out of the water. I'm not mad at Phil, I'm laughing and also it's amazing to see such a idiot spend his money in such a way. It's been a great weekend.

 

[NynchLiggers]

what im wondering is phil spent some 900 dollars on groceries in a few days.
why is he buying so much restaurant food?
his fridge should be absolutely brimming with groceries. do he and kat just not eat it and throw it away.

Dumb manchildren with low impulse control buy shit for the sake of buying it, DSP is certainly not the only example.

 

[HumanHive]

Is "WWE Champions" a euphemism for Male Prostitutes? Because otherwise that just looks sad.

I think prostitutes would be preferable to gachashit, because one actually exists.

It’s one thing I’ll never understand; paying money for a fucking jpg.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Does phil even have a working oven?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Dumb manchildren with low impulse control buy shit for the sake of buying it, DSP is certainly not the only example.

I bet he is hungry every time he shops. Being hungry and grocery shopping makes normal adults buy stupid shit. Can't imagine what a hungry manchild buys on an empty stomach

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does phil even have a working oven?

No, but Isaac Himmler does.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I think prostitutes would be preferable to gachashit, because one actually exists.

It’s one thing I’ll never understand; paying money for a fucking jpg.

If you think that's bad, you should see how much the Star Citizen community has paid for jpegs of fucking spaceships.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Does phil even have a working oven?

I’d assume so, the issue is probably more on the lack of working bodies in the condo to make use of said oven

 

[Michael Janke]

I bet he is hungry every time he shops. Being hungry and grocery shopping makes normal adults buy stupid shit. Can't imagine what a hungry manchild buys on an empty stomach

if the 900 dollars on groceries is to be believed and the fact that he likely isnt buying fruits and vegetables.
phil probably spends it on junk groceries. he likely has tons banquet meals, pop tarts, pizza rolls and shit like that in his fridge.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

i've always wondered about that.
how much damage would phil do if you gave him enough power?
are evil people jeffrey dahmer types or hitler types?
i imagine if hitler went to art school he wouldnt have become hitler
if phil was dictator, would he have exterminated asian americans?

DSP in any sort of power would end in failure and hilarity and I don't even think he'd willingly keep it since that's too much work dood
I'm sure he's played some RTS games, watch a TIHYDP of them and you'll see how his brain crumbles when actual thinking is required and he can't just ask chat for help or look it up online(hell any game for that matter)

 

[wahkando]

If you think that's bad, you should see how much the Star Citizen community has paid for jpegs of fucking spaceships.

Another literal cult, really a community you want to be compared to...

 

[Probably An Autist]

I don't follow DSP closely but as a europoor earning minimum wage, living paycheck to paycheck, it both soothes and enrages me seeing phils financials. It's upsetting someone as repugnant as him makes bank being a retard online, but its very cathartic seeing him piss it away and bring himself zero joy in life by doing so.

what a degenerate way to live

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

do you know what would be funny?
If I had his CC info I'd be tipping him with his own money.

No, but Isaac Himmler does.

not according to Germar Rudolf's research.

 

[Chiri]

The morality of it really depends on your point of view. Phil is basically just a little bit more higher functioning than his paypigs and in turn uses that to create a Us vs Them community so he can profit.

I have negative sympathy for anyone who gives DSP money. Retards being scammed by other retards is nothing to get angry about.

 

[Professor Iris]

......how does one spend so much money on one damn video game? Not even CHRIS-CHAN has done that (his absurd spending, at least, covers a wide swathe of games.)
Is Phil retarded?

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Does phil even have a working oven?

He could certainly use a working brain

He's probably just developed hardcore food addiction. Fast food can be just as bad as drugs for some people. The way he blows money on alcohol tells me he's not new to abusing substances

 

[bad seed]

Hey man what are you in for? Double homicide.
What are you in for? Well, you see, there's this guy online named DSP, who plays video games and masturbates on webcam for children, he's an evil, evil man. I posed as him to get his bank details and post his transaction history online for a group of autistic retards to pour over.


In all seriousness, it's nice to have confirmation of what we already knew. The pie chart really puts it into perspective, even small slivers of it would be enough money to change a lot of people's lives for the better and Phil is utilizing it to eat out 6 times a day, truly the King of Hate. I was hoping we may get confirmation that he was getting direct wires from whales or supporters or something, but it seems impossible to tell with the way they show up in the transaction history. It wouldn't surprise me if he had a direct line to some retard throwing money at him.

Phil is an unsophisticated beggar who, through cockroach luck, has somehow managed to secure a job that withstands through whatever hardship gets thrown at him. If he just put money back after his bankruptcy, he could really just retire and live off investments and fuck off from the internet. But I guess when you're an addict, you've got to keep the money rolling in. At least with actual gambling there's a small chance your roll on the craps table nets you 6 figures. Here, you roll for the chance to have a digital Macho Man Randy Savage flex his pecs at you and go OH YEAH.

I wonder if Kat's just along for the ride and she genuinely enjoys the lifestyle that she's currently living or if there's an extensive amount of tension behind the scenes. She works part time correct? If Phil is making this much money and loves his wife sooo much, wouldn't you want to either allow her to stay at home or seek out some form of higher education so she isn't doing part time shifts at the Deli? The plot thickens and thickens and thickens.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I have negative sympathy for anyone who gives DSP money. Retards being scammed by other retards is nothing to get angry about.

It's hard to feel sorry for them especially when you look at the kinds of fans DSP has. Like some of them are actually bad people. At one point I even remember people talking about Phil's community being full of pedos.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Maybe he just wastes money on really high end liquor? That's all I can think, though being DSP would make me drink like crazy too.

I doubt it, as a creature of habit he'd probably never change his liquor of choice, and as we've seen he is more than content spending ridiculous amounts of money on fucking fast food. Nah, he's drinking that Tanqueray, which is a mid-range gin. Phil would have to go to rehab at this point, I've said it earlier in the thread, but at the level of drinking he's at suddenly going sober would actually end his life, the withdrawal would be that strong.