Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

bad seed said:
I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.
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It's probably around 3.5 liters per week or so. Like 10 shots a day. At least.

Maybe Kathy drives Phil everywhere now because he's always been drinking :thinking:
 
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bad seed said:
I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.
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It is insane. I've pointed out earlier but my rock bottom was maybe $100 a month on the "el cheapo" shit but that was blown through in a week. He has to be buyin the more expensive alcohol and having it doordashed very very frequently for it to add up to around $450 a month.

I have to emphasize again, this is an insane amount to spend on booze. Think of all the other shit you could buy with that amount, like stream upgrades.
 
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DSP will not look so hot during recession
and when or if he retires
Dementia Side Phil geriatric stream

ALSO WHO THE FUCK SPENDS 9K ON A MOBILE GAME?

I understand concept of whale in this Case DSP is great white honksnort mobile game developers are looking for a elusive creature like him that money could keep a chink bootleg app afloat for years.

Figures it would be something faggy like show wrestling.
 
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goku123 said:
phil is going to throw a fit tomorrow.
he's a paranoid freak and would likely go ballisitic at the though of his itemized expenses coming to light.
even durong his bankruptcy, he explicitly lied to hide them.
no doubt half the comments for the next week or so are going to bring it up.
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He is scared most of the whales break from pignosis and he ends up homeless next month.
 
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How in God's name does WWE Champions make for a quarter of his budget? I knew he was spending a stupid amount of money, but in the grand scheme of things that is fucking insane. Though the man's brain is also wet from all of the gin he bottoms, so logic already is nullified. He needs to go to some form of program to not only help with his gambling addiction, but probably for his drinking problem. Go wonder why he is always miserable, the gin fuelled hangovers consist of most of the man's life at this point considering he is probably drinking it like water at this stage.

He has more discretionary income than he lets on, but it's obvious with this that he seriously needs to address his addiction with the gambling apps. Though Phil always has been irresponsible with his money and when it comes to personal finances he has learned nothing from the bankruptcy. If Phil where to sober up and get his gotcha app spending under control, he should really have no problems saving enough when the day comes that he can no longer grift on wheelchairs.

Though the way that these documents where acquired is perplexing, but considering the amount of personal identified information that is his online career, seems obvious to me that someone was going to get their hands on this at some point. Though only cements the point that DSP is at addict levels of spending when it comes to mobile gotcha games. I never heard of someone's mobile gotcha habit being a quarter of their entire net income, I thought the booze would of been higher, but this is DSP so shirtless NFTs of men shouldnt surprise us much. Phil is like one of the autistic X-Men, the power he has over retards is Jedi levels of ridiculous.
 
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bad seed said:
I don't drink alcohol, could someone shed some light on what exactly $1,000 in alcohol over 3 months (so roughly $350 a month) looks like? I know he's trashed on gin constantly, is that stuff expensive? I know things like whiskey and scotches can fetch a pretty penny if you're into that sort of thing, but $350 / month seems INSANE to me.
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The napkin math used to determine severity of alcoholism is about like this:
Drink of choice | cash amount/mo
Beer $300
Liquor $400
Wine $600
Given the understanding that DSP has zero taste and only buys shitty things, even assuming they're splitting it, I would anticipate that DSP and his wife are alcoholics and consume anywhere from six drinks a day each on average, to binges of 30+ beers on weekends (avg ~360 drinks/mo). Conversely, the fact there aren't massive stacks of beer cans everywhere on stream all the time might mean he has an unexpected taste for wine. As a wine-drinker, he would be pretty moderate, though the popularity of box wine has brought down the costs a lot.
 
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4/12/202192.44Mizuki Buffet
93 DOLLARS ON A BUFFET.
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Alright time for some autism. Lots of assumptions here, since Phil could just be buying pricier bottles, but let's see what we get with taqueray gin. Has Phil ever posted a photo of his liquor cabinet?

According to google, one jigger (a shot) is equal to 0.0443603 of a liter.

A 1.75 liter bottle of Taqueray is listed from anywhere to 29.99 to 41.99 depending, so let's split the difference and say it's $35. At $350 / month, that's 10 bottles.

If we take 1.75 x 10, we get 17.50. If we take 17.50 and divide by the average shot size we get 394.

Now obviously, this is assuming Phil is ONLY buying gin, which is a huge stretch, but it's fucking funny to think about this man doing 400 shots a month in gin / mixers, whatever. He shuts down his stream, fires up WWE champions and just starts pounding gin until he passes out into a Gout stupor. Excellent.

The above autism is not to be taken seriously, your mileage may vary.
 
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bad seed said:
Alright time for some autism. Lots of assumptions here, since Phil could just be buying pricier bottles, but let's see what we get with taqueray gin. Has Phil ever posted a photo of his liquor cabinet?

According to google, one jigger (a shot) is equal to 0.0443603 of a liter.

A 1.75 liter bottle of Taqueray is listed from anywhere to 29.99 to 41.99 depending, so let's split the difference and say it's $35. At $350 / month, that's 10 bottles.

If we take 1.75 x 10, we get 17.50. If we take 17.50 and divide by the average shot size we get 394.

Now obviously, this is assuming Phil is ONLY buying gin, which is a huge stretch, but it's fucking funny to think about this man doing 400 shots a month in gin / mixers, whatever. He shuts down his stream, fires up WWE champions and just starts pounding gin until he passes out into a Gout stupor. Excellent.

The above autism is not to be taken seriously, your mileage may vary.
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If Kat is not self-medicating in some other fashion, say, one which one would not be able to transact with traceable currency, I think it’s safe to assume some of that monthly total is hers.
 
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@bad seed He has never shown his liquor cabinet, but in many videos back when he still did house tours and vacation vlogs he would always have a bottle of Tanqueray gin at the ready on the nightstand or anywhere else. Here's an example.
In case the timestamp doesn't work, at 0:20 you can see a bottle of Tanqueray on the TV stand. EDIT: it's even visible on the thumbnail lol
 
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Looking at Total Wine's website, the average prices of gin is 30-60 dollars. I just....how much is he buying? If it's 300$ on just gin, my liver hurts even thinking about that. I'm really glad I don't drink.
 
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wahkando said:
lol what they did is just buy two buffers and the rest on drinks. i mean, they are alcoholics.
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Drinks would make sense too, but that buffet doesn't seem to serve alcohol.
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It posted to the account on Monday, was probably approved Sunday, meaning they paid the Sunday prices. Two adult dinners would be $67.98 and then sales tax and a 20% tip.
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That's a fat tip for a buffet service that only offers drink refills, not that I'm accusing DSP of being a good judge for what things should cost.
Edit Edit: They are approved to serve alcohol since 2012, and it's listed sporadically in a few places, but I can't find any menus for prices. Only seem to offer beer. Chop that 20% tip to 0% with the cost of like four beers and that's probably it. Untappd has a page for the location and people have recorded mainly Tsingtao and Sapporo drinks (premium beer and their lager). Tsingtao tends to run $5 and Sapporo can be as high as $9 if it's "premium" (lol).
 
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