Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[AnOminous]

I guess if there's one thing better than that greasy Big Mac you've been craving, it's one that costs twice as much.

The most ridiculous thing is most of this type of thing is only good when it's right off the griddle. Give it even 10 minutes and it's shit covered in congealed grease and industrial by-products. So you're paying twice as much for cold stale fast food that wasn't very good at its best. You're paying for a cold greasy burger what could have bought a half-decent steak.

What's the most astounding and hilarious thing about these expenditures is how much this loser is spending to live like an utter pleb. He should be living like a king and saving up money to boot. He could have already outright owned the WAkahndo and still own the CT condo as a rental property for free money.

Only a fool would be jealous of anything about DSP other than his ability to make money. Unless you really love vidya, though, and you wouldn't doing it eight hours a day, DSP's life is miserable. He hates his job, and he hates the people he has to beg money from, while believing them to be his inferiors. These people whom he hates are his sole social interaction other than the flying monkeys Doordash sends to his door with shitty fast food. And he's so miserable he tries to blot it out with fountains of gin and greased up nude dude jpgs.

And there's no escape. It's never going to get better. It's just going to keep getting worse. He's been spiraling the toilet for years, with years in the future.

Just to maintain his current existence he has to wear a vest and spastically dance around like an organ grinder's monkey to (barely) entertain retarded children throwing nickels at him from their parents' money.

Anyone who is jealous of DSP is being jealous of that.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

did one of phil's whales pay someone to DDOS the site or something because all this info got revealed

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So new detractor meme will be naming famous moments in history in the year 1651? The last major battles between Cromwells forces and Royalists would happen in September with Charles II fleeing to France the next month. Also the first settlement on the Cape of Good Hope by Europeans is, well settled.

 

[Mr. Brown]

If there were any doubters out there I think completely blanking this topic absolutely confirms this is genuine and real information...

Big ups @boooof

 

[Globalistslaya]

did one of phil's whales pay someone to DDOS the site or something because all this info got revealed

You can literally go on any s***** b****** website and pay up 50$ to launch a DDoS attack, it's not particularly difficult nowdays, no botnet required, just a a couple strong s*****s.

If there were any doubters out there I think completely blanking this topic absolutely confirms this is genuine and real information...

Big ups @boooof

Booof is OIC no fucking doubt dude. How else would he know DSP uses BofA. Because DSP asked him to directly wire money to avoid PP fees. Look at Froggahs reply, 23 min after Booof fucking commented. It's a no brainer. OInC has a super fucking split personality, he wants to completely wreck dsp and destroy his marrige, to later come in as the provider. Dont mess with these sickos man.

 

[LiquidKid]

Maybe he shops at one of those hipster high end grocery stores like Bristol Farms and the like. Even the basic stuff at those places cost an arm and a leg, so if he’s only buying the premiums it could explain the insane food costs, that or he’s feeding a family of 7

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

did one of phil's whales pay someone to DDOS the site or something because all this info got revealed

If not it probably will. OIC's master plan seems to be to take both DSP and the detractors down. He apparently has the bank for it.

 

[Jasper2K]

DSP just eluded to the bank statement drama. He's nervous as hell

A nervous anxious piggy is best piggy. This leak will reap a lot of salt boys. we're getting that groove back that vibe back. I'm excited and I hope you guys are too.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Booof is OIC no fucking doubt dude. How else would he know DSP uses BofA. Because DSP asked him to directly wire money to avoid PP fees. Look at Froggahs reply, 23 min after Booof fucking commented. It's a no brainer. OInC has a super fucking split personality, he wants to completely wreck dsp and destroy his marrige, to later come in as the provider. Dont mess with these sickos man.

I don't care who did it, the fact it was done is all that matters.

If OIC wants to talk to himself or talk about himself on the farms he can do that... I don't care.

The only reason he's a fag is he give phil money, everything else is fine.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How else would he know DSP uses BofA. Because DSP asked him to directly wire money to avoid PP fees.

It was right there in the bankruptcy forms. It listed every account he has, including a bank account at BOA. Literally anyone can find this out.
Plus, we have no evidence of anyone wiring money directly to Phil regularly. There are a couple of oddball $1000 payments, but that's all.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Plus, we have no evidence of anyone wiring money directly to Phil regularly. There are a couple of oddball $1000 payments, but that's all.

That's what Paypal is for.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Tips tracker has been updated with the leak info, will parse through it for category updates when I get some time.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Tips tracker has been updated with the leak info, will parse through it for category updates when I get some time.

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I still say the microtransactions estimate is too high and we should cut it back to only "Champions-like" amounts. The other transactions are probably just miscellaneous online shopping.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Tips tracker has been updated with the leak info, will parse through it for category updates when I get some time.

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Amazing work!

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Tips tracker has been updated with the leak info, will parse through it for category updates when I get some time.

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You've done more accounting for DSP than he's ever done in his career. Keep up the amazing work, man.

 

[SaltyFanta]

My favourite part of this is finding out Phil's WWE Champions addiction is not just a meme. Imagine actually spending over a fifth of your income on some crappy mobile game. I guess Phil really is a whale in more than just his weight.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

If Human Hive is white knighting for DSP, that can only mean one thing.

DSP is a Chinese spy and all the wheelchairs are how he gets paid by the CCP.

 

[Richard Harrow]

Tips tracker has been updated with the leak info, will parse through it for category updates when I get some time.

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Holy FUCK! Imagine spending 200 more dollars in a month on WWE Champions than your actual mortgage payment. Pure exceptionalism.

 

[DumbDude42]

It's easy to look at this and say "well he only spent 3% of his income on alcohol"... But that's $1062 in 3 months.

i'm not familiar with liquor prices in america but where i live this would buy you a huge amount of alcohol.

like, this would buy you something like 70 bottles of vodka, 0.7L each. over a 90 day period that'd be roughly half a liter of vodka per day
basically he's an alcoholic

 

[NynchLiggers]

did one of phil's whales pay someone to DDOS the site or something because all this info got revealed

For a person to be a phil whale, it needs to be a pretty exceptional individual, it's not far from the realm of possibility that OIC paid someone to DDOS the farms, or even that the gin addict himself gave the money judging by his spending habits.
But my theory is that glowdad is on it again to protect his fungal offspring.