Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

His biggest expense is gotcha gaming, that's $8225.62. Thing of the honey moon kat could have had with that.

Totals:
Alcohol
1062.4​
Banking Fees
65​
Business Expenses
407.7​
Car Payments
1550.81​
Condo Dues
812​
Eating Out
2358.23​
Entertainment
5.49​
Groceries
3930.88​
Grooming
102.51​
Healthcare
1167.2​
Household Expenses
1237.42​
Internet Bills
1474.87​
Jasper
782.76​
Mortgage
7397.51​
Phone Bills
553.4​
Taxes
4799.64​
Unknown
1711.41​
Utility Bills
1267.79​
WWE Champions
8225.62​

Total spend: $38,872
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If Human Hive is white knighting for DSP, that can only mean one thing.

DSP is a Chinese spy and all the wheelchairs are how he gets paid by the CCP.
You say that as a joke, but Phil's been caught having weird interactions with verified CCP Twitter accounts, and some of his expenses were to put his videos onto Chinese streaming services.

Stranger things have happened.
 
So every month on the 20th he pays the IRS $500 and every month near the 30th he pays the IRS $750, except July he skipped a $750 payment.

Is that his payment plans for the 2018, 2019, and 2020 fiscal years then?
Also looks like he's still not paying his Quarterly taxes, I don't see any payment he should have made for Q2 this year.
He's at $1,250 per month just for Federal backtaxes and he's still fucking around not paying his current year taxes while blowing like $2K on food & alcohol and $1-$3K on WWEChampions every month.

He just keeps spending all his money and not paying his taxes on his income.
He's literally treating his Federal tax liability on his income as a line of credit he can just make minimum payments on.
I would posit that the $750 is his contribution toward current year. Three of those payments equal a good quarterly estimate for him.
Might be why he doesn't talk about how she "looks like a model" anymore. His best bet to keep her around is just to get her fat and unappealing to most other men honestly, but if Tyrone likes big wiminz then he might still be in trouble.
He can still play the 'model' card. It would just be the 1945 Cadillac Fleetwood model.
 
For a person to be a phil whale, it needs to be a pretty exceptional individual, it's not far from the realm of possibility that OIC paid someone to DDOS the farms, or even that the gin addict himself gave the money judging by his spending habits.
But my theory is that glowdad is on it again to protect his fungal offspring.

Off topic: do we need to create a domain registrar called GlowDaddy?
 
The most ridiculous thing is most of this type of thing is only good when it's right off the griddle. Give it even 10 minutes and it's shit covered in congealed grease and industrial by-products. So you're paying twice as much for cold stale fast food that wasn't very good at its best. You're paying for a cold greasy burger what could have bought a half-decent steak.

What's the most astounding and hilarious thing about these expenditures is how much this loser is spending to live like an utter pleb. He should be living like a king and saving up money to boot. He could have already outright owned the WAkahndo and still own the CT condo as a rental property for free money.

Only a fool would be jealous of anything about DSP other than his ability to make money. Unless you really love vidya, though, and you wouldn't doing it eight hours a day, DSP's life is miserable. He hates his job, and he hates the people he has to beg money from, while believing them to be his inferiors. These people whom he hates are his sole social interaction other than the flying monkeys Doordash sends to his door with shitty fast food. And he's so miserable he tries to blot it out with fountains of gin and greased up nude dude jpgs.

And there's no escape. It's never going to get better. It's just going to keep getting worse. He's been spiraling the toilet for years, with years in the future.

Just to maintain his current existence he has to wear a vest and spastically dance around like an organ grinder's monkey to (barely) entertain retarded children throwing nickels at him from their parents' money.
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Anyone who is jealous of DSP is being jealous of that.

Were this a normal man I'd agree with you about the most ridiculous thing, but because this is DSP it gets even more ridiculous: DSP lives less than a quarter mile from McDonalds, and a half mile drive. It's a 3 minute drive. And he still gets it DoorDashed.,

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So what's Kat spending her money on? Even more food? Will we get a My 600lb life saga?
For all we know she could be spending it on stuff she enjoys. Although secretly I hope she is stashing it into a 401k and Roth IRA account that Phil doesn't know about. That way, if/when the divorce saga concludes, we can get some bonus salt from Dave
 
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They frequently Doordash for three meals in a day yet for some reason need to spend a couple hundred at Fred Mayer and Target (what does Target have that Fred Mayer doesn't?), and then there are all the sit down restaurant meals. How do two people eat so much?

Maybe Phil is so pedantic that he has to grocery shop at two different places on the same day because they both have different frozen meals that he likes.
What if............his mother really is there with her cats? It would explain so much.
 
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a detractor and a friend of detractors like you.

in case no believes me, see attachments

you can call 800-432-1000 and enter in 009481963844 and the number in the image provided
IANAL but pretty sure in some states or in the united states in general downloading any one of these PDFs could constitute some type of crime. So this might be one of those instances where being curious =/< the risks. Haven’t seen it said by anyone. CYA.

Also to the dude who actually called the bank. Why stop? You’ve already committed the crime. You’ve already posted the crime. Why quit. The courts don’t really factor in stuff like “Oh well they realized what they did was illegal and they quit. We should go easy on them.”

Also Null, is right. If your goal is to seethe and see Pigsler completely fail and wind up a greeter at Wakandomart. You’re doing this wrong. Staying and enjoying the Pigslerments is one thing but if you’re actively red in the face every time someone kahntributes to the pigroach it’s unhealthy. I know it’s easy to get caught up in wanting to see a degenerate piece of shit fall but getting angry or potentially doing illegal shit to help this process along is not worth the squeeze. Keep a level head kiwis.
 
Sadly I don't think any of this will deter his idiot ass paypigs to stop giving him money. StupidBlindMan can't even see the evidence even if he wanted to.
It won't.

I don't know why we're acting like the paypigs donate to Phil because they genuinely believe Phil is in financial distress. His paypigs have been pretty upfront for years now that they don't care what Phil spends the money on. Hell, some have even admitted they believe he's addicted to Champions.

Phil, despite his best efforts, is a terrible liar and not at all good at manipulating people. It's been mentioned a few times already, but all the leaks did is confirm what we've already known for years. His fans know this to, they just don't care.

There's a reason we call them paypigs. As I understand it, the term was used to describe people who throw their money at e-thots to "support" them. In reality, the paypig is doing it so they can pretend they're in some kind of relationship with the girl. But, they'd never actually call them their girlfriend or anything, unless they were particularly delusional.

Phil's paypigs use a similar mentality. Okay, it isn't a dating thing (hopefully) but more about getting attention or winning some imaginary war against online bullies. I'm greatly paraphrasing, but BSV used to comment that one of the reasons he supported Phil was because he liked that Phil said whatever he wanted while other streamers felt fake or whatever. Then there's people like Swaggins that like the attention that comes from throwing money at Phil, but will mock and subtly insult Phil.

Once upon a time, in the early Phil days, I could see some people genuinely donating because they thought Phil was in some kind of financial danger. But I can't imagine any of those people still remain today. His audience isn't really made up of new people, so everyone who watches has presumably been following for a long time, so they've already lived through months of Phil doing the cycle of "next week I'll be fine, but I need support now" they know the dude isn't in any danger.
 
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