A couple things I thought about since I’ve had more time to delve into
@ProvenWrong ‘s videos:
1. How the fuck did this man get his bankruptcy approved with such shameless spending? There was
no scrutiny imposed from Nancy in regards to these habitual, consistent, and repetitive PayPal charges in the amounts of $16.52 and $110.09? If that’s the case, then we were right once again: Phil’s legendary pigroach luck stroke again and landed him a boomer trustee who was made to believe that all of these charges were related to his mysterious and completely normal business expenses for vidya game streaming. Remember when he dropped the word “microtransactions” while pigsplaining to Nancy what typical business expenses for a streamer usually were? When he never purchases MTx in the games he plays? And how weird it would be for him to mention something like this? Yeah, now we know.
2. It’s amazing to think that Phil’s constant cries of being broke have actually been… fucking true. This man is indeed broke on a monthly basis because of his childlike spending. If you ever wanted to know how the coddled mind of people who consume forms of media created by much more talented individuals as a profession works, we have insight about how all these YTers and Twitch streamers are complete entitled degenerates who cannot function like normal human beings. Still, it’s mind-boggling that he wasn’t lying about being broke but has been absolutely lying about the reasons
why he was broke. Again, something we all knew for a long time.
3. Here’s some tiny bit of vindication for Phil: I haven’t been able to find any transactions for $799+ (laptop) or $499/$1,000+ (Xbox Series X purchased legit or unless he had to buy one that was scalped). Maybe he has been gifted those items after all but I’ll keep looking until I find something more concrete.
4. I have no idea how this man is spending so much money on pet food. He’s either feeding jasper canned food three times a day (instead of once a day while balancing the cat’s meal with dry food) or buying him toys on a weekly basis; or a mix of both. Jasper has gotten fatter so I assume he’s been feeding the poor animal just as much as he’s been feeding his now inevitably fat wife. These three just exist to spend money and eat food. What a life.
Last but not least, I want to address the “final nail in the coffin” comments. After years of breaking information and events in regards to Phil, he’ll just ignore all comments regarding him being exposed for being a chronic liar when it comes to money as he has been exposed as such for the last 5 years. This information is for us, to validate our assumptions. Paypigs don’t give a fuck and will never give a fuck. I don’t know about you guys but I love a nice self-congratulatory asspat sent my way once in a while especially when it comes to this sick little hobby of dunking and talking shit on a dude I have parasocial relationship with.
Thanks to all who have made this a really fun Sunday.