Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

I totally missed that. Yeah, that is beyond bizarre. In what universe does a parent think taking away the means of transportation from their son will help in any way? That and not reporting it for days is just…wrong. It’s almost like they wanted to keep up the appearances that he WAS home to mislead the police and give him time to get away. What a weird family.
He had to get those murderin' genes from somewhere.

RIP to random white girl who would have never given me the time of day. If I learned anything from this case it's how freaking loopy women are. Her subreddit was filled with basket cases unable to sleep or think of anything else but the missing person they didn't know. No wonder all those awful true crime podcasts are so popular.
 
People should shut the fuck up about 'He WaS ReAdInG a BoOk AboUT WoMeN DiSaPpEariNg', it's a fucking sci-fi novel that led to a shitty sci-fi movie with Natalie Portman and has to do with aliens or some shit, it's not like he was fucking reading Siege or the Ted Bundy diaries or some shit.

It's as retarded as saying 'Man suspected of bombing building seen reading scientific book called 'The Big Bang''
 
Apparently the bald cunt was actively reading a book about women disappearing.

A smart prosecutor could very well use that to make a case for premeditation. And that means that the death penalty could very well be on the table, assuming they ever find him or he hasn't offed himself.

Now I don't doubt a PA would have an intern going through Annihilation with a highlighter, but as someone else mentioned, the novel is about as much about "women going missing" as saving private ryan is about some guys backpacking in France.
 
The funniest thing about this whole case is the people talking about it and how clued out of reality they are.

"he is not a suspect"
"there is no manhunt"
"he is innocent until proven guilty"

Then I flip on the news and they got the 12 wheeler land water vehicles, choppers, K9 units, mobile command center and volunteers trying to find this dude while a peanut gallery of media and civilians are yelling in front of the persons parents house demanding justice LMAO.
 
His parents contacted the police yesterday I believe and informed them he’d been missing since Monday. Why they didn’t call sooner, who the fuck knows. He’s not in the same park they found Gabby (in Wyoming) but in a nature reserve in Florida near where he lives. The reason they think he’s there is because that’s where he told his family he’d be going. I’m also interested in how the car got back to his house, that doesn’t really make sense unless his parents were in on him disappearing. I also don’t get why they waited until he was gone almost five days to finally let the police know. Something is really off there.
Thanks fam. Him being in a different wilderness area was the crucial detail I missed there that makes this all make much more sense. I was like "wat? a nigga drove back to fucking wyoming?"

Yeah, the parents seem fishy as fuck. Still makes the most sense to me that they'd say he went into X wilderness area because he's really on a bus to Denver right now or whatever and they want to misdirect the popo, but if they're running ops they really should have thought it through better because saying he took the car and leaving the car at their house is super suspicious. Or something way more bizarre is happening, like he went into the woods to an hero with their blessing or they intentionally left a bitch there to "teach him a lesson" and now can't find him or some shit. This whole situation is curious as hell.
 
This whole incident is really bringing out the tards who have infiltrated from reddit.
Seriously, what the fuck is happening in this thread? These people are white knighting so hard you'd think they know her personally.

I mean yeah, guy's probably a murderer, whole situation sucks, but Jesus Christ people. I know for a fact you don't sneed this hard over every murder because if you did you'd die from lack of sleep. Pretending to care about some dead girl just because it's trendy is fucking pathetic.
 
Seriously, what the fuck is happening in this thread? These people are white knighting so hard you'd think they know her personally.

I mean yeah, guy's probably a murderer, whole situation sucks, but Jesus Christ people. I know for a fact you don't sneed this hard over every murder because if you did you'd die from lack of sleep. Pretending to care about some dead girl just because it's trendy is fucking pathetic.
The thing I'm most invested in is seeing her shitbag boyfriend dragged back and punished. I fucking hate people like him, cowardly little faggots who won't even face the consequences of their actions. And his enabling parents, too.
Hoist hang the lot, I say.
 
Thanks fam. Him being in a different wilderness area was the crucial detail I missed there that makes this all make much more sense. I was like "wat? a nigga drove back to fucking wyoming?"

Yeah, the parents seem fishy as fuck. Still makes the most sense to me that they'd say he went into X wilderness area because he's really on a bus to Denver right now or whatever and they want to misdirect the popo, but if they're running ops they really should have thought it through better because saying he took the car and leaving the car at their house is super suspicious. Or something way more bizarre is happening, like he went into the woods to an hero with their blessing or they intentionally left a bitch there to "teach him a lesson" and now can't find him or some shit. This whole situation is curious as hell.
The repeated emphasis of how gator infested and dangerous the area he supposedly disappeared into, along with the family waiting several days top say anything about it to police, makes me think this is some kind of half assed attempt to fake his death so he would have a few days to get a head start with the gators being the explanation for why there isn't a body. He might have taken the coward's way out, but that fact that he went through the effort to make the trip home and lawyered up makes me doubt suicide was ever an option for him.
 
Seriously, what the fuck is happening in this thread? These people are white knighting so hard you'd think they know her personally.

I mean yeah, guy's probably a murderer, whole situation sucks, but Jesus Christ people. I know for a fact you don't sneed this hard over every murder because if you did you'd die from lack of sleep. Pretending to care about some dead girl just because it's trendy is fucking pathetic.
You'd think there was a dog involved. This place simps so hard for dogs.
Well.... she is a white girl.
 
Man I never thought this song would work as a...good lord, triple entendre?

Anyway, a little music...

(apparently umg are a bunch of cunts and don't want the one really toe-tapping song from that burned out boomer available for easy access so we're stuck with him performing it with the eagles, live, which blows, but that's the best I could find)
 
Why is it always someone who shaves their entire head?
Early male pattern baldness can really fuck with people's minds. Take a look at the subreddit and you'll see all kinds of poor bastards in their teens and 20's screaming about how their lives are over without hair and that they'll never get a girlfriend. Never fucking mind that so many billionaire CEOs happen to be totally bald.

I just wonder why aren't more of these motherfuckers wearing hats? Sounds like a great way to get fucked by sunburn and skin cancer.
 
It's one of those True crime/ Unsolved mysteries type cases, so naturally it's catching the attention of the people who watch those things, which I would say is most of the BP posters.
I'm annoyed, this is going to flood my normally comfy true crime listening while I work for weeks. It's Lori Vallow and that Gannon kid all over again. And the takes are always so utterly shit with the faux-outrage and the 'I was literally crying'.
Nothing makes me hate women like true crime.
 
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I see some people on reddit claiming this story only got so much coverage due to her being a cute white girl. Maybe there's some truth to this, but it's definitely not the main reason. It's not like she just went missing hiking in the woods and her boyfriend couldn't find her. Missing people stories always pick up traction when there's hope the person can be found. People spread the word hoping to help bring awareness. etc. Eventually the story will lose steam once the person is found (or never found).

This story though....The story had drama from the start, and continued to build up leading up to the body being found today. From Brian arriving in Florida without Gabby, not calling the police, then the police chief lashing out on live stream, the cops lying about knowing where Brian was, Brian and his family not helping at all, etc. Oh, not to mention the body cam footage with Gabby expressing fear that Brian was going to leave her stranded. Talk about foreshadowing.

On top of it all, you have various communities scrambling to work together to find anyone who may have seen Gabby and Brian. Trying to figure out where exactly Brian had been before he ran back to Florida. Everyday, more and more details came out that made this case interesting, such as a witness recalling picking up Brian and him acting strange, or the Florida couple who's dashcam footage found Gabby's van parked off the road and her flipflops in the dirt. Etc.

Point is, this case didn't blow up because Gabby is a cute white chick. It blew up because it started out absurd and continued to grow even more whack every time something new was discovered. The same thing happened with the Gannon Stauch case.
its just the latest iteration of clout chasing the topic. First it was following the topic, then it was point out all the wacky shit, then it was try be amateur detectives and solve the case themselves, now it’s shit on people who made content around this case better than you could ever do. Its people looking for attention with whatever stupid take they can give, they don’t actually care about the whole “black people go missing too!” narrative. It’s a narrative so they can have their second in the spotlight over a news dominating story.
 
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