DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BepsiLight]

He still has the burger on speed dial...

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

“Oh, Mount Everest is the highest summit in the world? I didn’t know that…”

Yet another comment from Phil that makes the fact that he was the valedictorian of his high school even more absurd.

Literal CHILDREN know that Everest is the highest point on the Earth.

The smartest people on planet earth have their own businesses, Phil has his own business, therefore he is one of the smartest people on earth. This is something he actually said.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

How do you not address that fact that someone gained access to your bank account.

The same way the guy using his exact online handle in a WWE game ISN'T actually a malicious troll impersonating him but is more than likely just "some fan" that no one should ever look into or investigate.
The only time Phil refuses to acknowledge troll activity is when he knows he'll implicate himself doing so.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

How do you not address that fact that someone gained access to your bank account. Remember when Phil says that detractors do god awful things behind the scenes that he can't mention them, Well this is out in the open Phil.

We were also told to ignore all the nonsense being spewed by detractors and that if you wanted to know what was going on you could go to him for the ahnest truth.

 

[KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus]

The problem is Phil we see through your bullshit. You don’t love video games. You love begging for money for playing video games. It’s so fucking obvious you hate your job, you’re just dependent on your job. You never play anything challenging. You constantly stall and pace yourself through video games that it becomes painfully obvious to some what your con is. You’ve deceived a decent chunk of people into thinking you actually enjoy your work. Yet the proof is in front of you. Literally 13 years of streaming video games and you’ve invested what, 10% of everything you profited back into your business?

I’m being generous with 10%. He doesn’t give anything back to the people who support him. He uses them like a cum rag. He’s like an oily politician of video game streaming.

 

[Michael Janke]

Literal CHILDREN know that Everest is the highest point on the Earth.

isnt their some south american mountain that might be higher due to elevation?
than you have that one underwatwe mountain in hawaii.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil got a $30 anonymous tip and commented that if the tipper wanted, they'd have to contact Phil with a suggestion for the next stream because he didn't know who they are.
So 2 weeks after substantial chargebacks, he isn't verifying 'anonymous' tips.
Fascinating that he needs to go out of his way to lie about this -we're all fully aware he can see who tipped.

Some BK lore. Phil knew what the burger was supposed to look like because, a while ago, something had 'gone wrong' with plans on his day off, and he and Kat decided to go to BK because they saw they had chicken sandwiches, and they both like those. Eating fast food regularly? We know, Phil.

Phil is giving a protracted speech about how he is above all the stuff going on right now, so he doesn't need to talk about it. He also told Kagome that he had made it through the day without much issue and trolling, as Kagome had expressed worry on the earlier stream that it was going to be a rough day.

How do you not address that fact that someone gained access to your bank account. Remember when Phil says that detractors do god awful things behind the scenes that he can't mention them, Well this is out in the open Phil.

He has probably decided that the info is too fresh and accessible if anyone went looking, and it is extremely damning. His tactic today was clearly locked in as not mentioning it, and conflating it with the Karl trolling so that his uninformed viewers don't really know any details.

He is currently talking about how he's glad his content has meaning and it doesn't matter what people do to hurt him or his family as long as he can do this. So tonight he's gunning for the pity without any specific details.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I'm still wondering why Phil hasn't transitioned to just a 'talk show'. His compatriot RTU never plays game and just gossips all the time, and his viewers seem to like it.

 

[Michael Janke]

ou don’t love video games. You love begging for money for playing video games.

i think the real truth is that phil hates to work. not necesarrily that he hates video games.
when videogames became his job, he started to hate videogames as an extension of his hatred for work.
most people would consider that a baller ass job.
now the problem with Phil is that he has no self control either. he hates to work and found a job where at his peak, he was making something crazy like 500k a year. now if you hate work, you'd be smart enough to save all that money until you no longer have to work, or only have to work occasionally
Phil chose to burn it all on dumd shit.

 

[antinew]

I'm still wondering why Phil hasn't transitioned to just a 'talk show'. His compatriot RTU never plays game and just gossips all the time, and his viewers seem to like it.

His ego says he's a gaming streamer. He got his start from gaming. To say he's not a gamer anymore would be a blow to his ego.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Dark doesn't care that his pigs know he's a total fraud, as long as everyone pretends not to know. If no one brings it up, he doesn't have to process it. A lot of baggage stuffed into the word "derail" there...

Phil thinks his whales do care or he'd admit to WWE Champions. The only other remotely possible reason he's holding out is so Catherine doesn't know, but that's a major stretch at this point.

 

[Surly Muppet]

After his talk earlier about not being able to control his snorting and Howard Stern belching into the mic...
Phil leaned into his mic, pounding his chest and then belched. He apologized, saying he felt it coming and had to pound it out.

No time to mute the mic though. I guess Kat isn't watching tonight.

 

[KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus]

OIC just now obsessively asking Phil where Jasper is and why he hasn’t seen Jasper in so long and how much he misses Jasper.

This dude is seriously going to filet Pigsler and then he’s going to go live wearing a Phil skincoat one day.

edit: it’s seriously crazy how much he lives vicariously through some random dude on the internet.

 

[FamicomGorby]

How do you not address that fact that someone gained access to your bank account. Remember when Phil says that detractors do god awful things behind the scenes that he can't mention them, Well this is out in the open Phil.

Phil's silence speaks volumes here, anytime "da tractors" have been right about something he just shuts down any discussion of it. During the escort saga he was gleeful to own da 'tractors with how wrong they were. Like during the bankruptcy saga he wouldn't admit to his audience until the documents dropped and would lie about what he was doing on days where he had bankruptcy related appointments, even though every 'tractor knew damn well what he was doing.

Clearly his top paypigs now know and are still givin him money that will be immediately spent on door dash and WWE champions, and they're just fine with that.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Clearly his top paypigs now know and are still givin him money that will be immediately spent on door dash and WWE champions, and they're just fine with that.

To be a modern DSP fan you literally have to not care about your own money. It's an attention thing for them, but good luck getting any from trolls anymore now that we have proof of where it's all going.
Oh darn, Phil got $200 today, I'm so going to punch the air over him ordering takeout and way too many cat-toys to keep Jasper from bothering him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

OIC just now obsessively asking Phil where Jasper is and why he hasn’t seen Jasper in so long and how much he misses Jasper.

This dude is seriously going to filet Pigsler and then he’s going to go live wearing a Phil skincoat one day.

edit: it’s seriously crazy how much he lives vicariously through some random dude on the internet.

Just pull the zipper and remove the alien inside Phil.

 

[FamicomGorby]

To be a modern DSP fan you literally have to not care about your own money. It's an attention thing for them, but good luck getting any from trolls anymore now that we have proof of where it's all going.
Oh darn, Phil got $200 today, I'm so going to punch the air over him ordering takeout and way too many cat-toys to keep Jasper from bothering him.

I do kinda wonder if his top paypigs will finally utilize the power they have over Phil now. Phil's finances exist on a knife's edge, he can't afford to miss the tips goal for a few days in a row.

His paypigs could literally get him to do anything they want, they hold all the power over Phil if they could just cut the flow of cash for a two or three days.

 

[Planettenon]

I do kinda wonder if his top paypigs will finally utilize the power they have over Phil now. Phil's finances exist on a knife's edge, he can't afford to miss the tips goal for a few days in a row.

His paypigs could literally get him to do anything they want, they hold all the power over Phil if they could just cut the flow of cash for a two or three days.

exactly. but they won't. they fear him too much.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Status of stream:

Total tip: $112

Top tip: Anonymous OIC ($30)

In a typical Phil Scams It way, Phil was at $94 in tips, he kept telling paypigs only 6 dollars to the hat goal while stalling the game

One $6 tip came in from slayer, Phil purposefully ignoring it until 2 other paypigs also tipped $6 each

Meanwhile OIC is teaching new pigs how to superchat and obsessed about Jasper

Fuck this scammy piece of shit

If you ever give him a cent, you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[BepsiLight]

Given how much Phil loves to overshare and bitch about his problems, and how massive this last leak was and his given current reaction of "just chill guys nothing is happening lol" I see 2 possibilities:
1.- Phil is bottling everything which will inevitably lead to a massive blow out
2.- Khet is being Phil's pillow and has to deal with all the crying
Phil is an absolute bitch that can't get over any minor inconvenience without making a three hours long soap apera about it, and this reaction is 100% unlike him.