Oh, if/when the judge dismisses the case, do you think Russ will accuse her of taking a bribe? That would go over GREAT. Judges just LOVE being falsely accused of corruption!
I'm starting to think he reads Melindas filings and is using them as a "how to win" guide. He's going to try to get the Judge to recuse, or preserve the matter for appeal, since he has "a credible report of Kiwi's bribing his judges." (Plus the hot chick judge won't suck him his peepee".
I do hope in his response Skordas points out to the Judge that the British Hookers are after ol Rusty because he in the guise of his PAC reached out to and solicited them. Causing them to research his publicly available history. Including his stalking convictions and attempts to sue prostitutes into sucking him his peepee. I'm certain her honor would be fascinated to read the court record of the Olive Garden incident.
to convict him they'd have to actually prove that he wrote it himself, which is impossible since it apparently comes from a throwaway anonymous email service
Double edged sword though - he also cannot prove it came from ”the farms”, especially cannot prove it came specifically from Null. Which is his burden, I believe, for this to even matter.
ETA. It amazes me all these moronic cows that do not realize how fragile their screenshot evidence is without including the metadata. Just blows my mind.
As already mentioned above, it's an article Russ wrote about himself, then paid a company to spam to 200+ news sites as a "press release" praising himself as a champion for women's body positivity for writing Yo Yovanna.
I recall that he either used a service that used a template or that he himself filled in the template and gave it to the service, because he had a real musician’s contact info instead of his own. A classical pianist IIRC. When you googled that guys name, it was dated earlier and almost word for word the same press release.
like, it says "we bribed judges and lawyers to look the other way" but bribing lawyers is completely nonsensical here because russ is a pro se litigand, he doesn't even have a lawyer that could be bribed to sabotage him. this indicates that whoever wrote the letter was dumb as a rock, which matches russ own super low IQ.
also shit like "you could have been the leader of a new generation of disabled activists, but our agents stopped it from happening! har har!" to me reads like something that russ himself would come up with.
it's hard to put in words properly, the whole thing just looks exactly like what would be expected if a very low iq retard tried to come up with an over the top evil and diabolical sounding letter that's a mix between a written confession and gratuitous gloating.
It's a tough one. On one hand it sound somewhat like a fakey that Russ put together, but this is something very much outside his usual M.O. It's not like someone like Johnnyboy Yaniv who has been busted pulling shit like this: We've been following Russhole for years and he's never false-flagged before.
It also sounds like a random troll (not necessarily a Kiwi) weening as well. The 'praise' could be just as easily read as sarcasm that Russ would mistake as praise. It dosen't really sound much like something Russ would write either. It dosen't have his cadence.
Overall, I am leaning towards this being a troll-mail from a Redditor or an orbiter of Whorebitter (see what I did there?) rather then from a Kiwi or a false flag from Shitlips himself.
Remember that stripper he retweeted saying she danced and got no tips and Russ said his PAC was going to change that? Like force men to tip or something?
He messaged her, but then blocked her before she could even respond.
And just like Taylor Swift, she has no idea who he is.
It's a tough one. On one hand it sound somewhat like a fakey that Russ put together, but this is something very much outside his usual M.O. It's not like someone like Johnnyboy Yaniv who has been busted pulling shit like this: We've been following Russhole for years and he's never false-flagged before.
It also sounds like a random troll (not necessarily a Kiwi) weening as well. The 'praise' could be just as easily read as sarcasm that Russ would mistake as praise. It dosen't really sound much like something Russ would write either. It dosen't have his cadence.
Overall, I am leaning towards this being a troll-mail from a Redditor or an orbiter of Whorebitter (see what I did there?) rather then from a Kiwi or a false flag from Shitlips himself.
Either way, the burden of proof would be on Rusty to prove a Kiwi sent it. For all the judge knows, Rusty wrote it himself; he needs to prove it was sent by someone from the Farms.
I'm starting to think he reads Melindas filings and is using them as a "how to win" guide. He's going to try to get the Judge to recuse, or preserve the matter for appeal, since he has "a credible report of Kiwi's bribing his judges." (Plus the hot chick judge won't suck him his peepee".
I do hope in his response Skordas points out to the Judge that the British Hookers are after ol Rusty because he in the guise of his PAC reached out to and solicited them. Causing them to research his publicly available history. Including his stalking convictions and attempts to sue prostitutes into sucking him his peepee. I'm certain her honor would be fascinated to read the court record of the Olive Garden incident.
I don't think he realizes how much of his sordid past is public record. There's plenty of material besides the Farms that would make someone stay away from him. We weren't even the first to discover him. That happened on reddit.
It's entirely possible that this is some lame autistic troll pozloading my neghole, but either way it's hilarious that he's included this in his lawsuit. He'd never be able to prove who sent it. And it's another hint at how unbelievably gullible he is. The email was worded like something out of his book, which indicates to me he probably wrote it but it's still possible it was intentionally worded to sound like the made up trolls from his book just to mess with his head.
As others have pointed out, it sounds a LOT like Russ, from the content (fellating himself even as he's writing a "threat" to himself, the over-the-top movie villain prose, etc.) and the form (surprisingly literate, given his general incompetence, yet still riddled with idiosyncrasies and the overall speech pattern sounding like him). It's also extremely convenient that just as it was probably starting to dawn on him that he was going to have a hard time proving that Kiwi Farms was behind anything, he receives a full confession via anonymous email. The Hitler picture is related to nothing, but just goes to show KF is full of bad people, I guess, in case that wasn't clear from Russ's wild accusations. It's also telling that the ONLY reason that the author offers for sabotaging Russ's goals is that Russ is disabled. It's not a conspiracy against Russ! Despite what those meanies and therapists say, he's not paranoid, dammit, it's just that people hate the disabled! And Russ did nothing wrong other than be born different!
Plus, let's not forget his old boss alleged that Russ faked the Hof email in a previous filing, and I totally believe him. So Russ has done this before and got away with it, so much like everything else in his life, he figures he can get away with it again.
Remember, Russ doesn't just think he's smarter than everyone else. He does believe that, fully and completely, but he also doesn't think other people think. Russ thinks he's cunning and subtle because it never, ever occurs to him that other people have thoughts or plans at all. Not complex ones the way Russ does.
And yet, we all know this. And any troll worth their salt would know all this, too. In fact, the whole thing almost reads as satire, which is well beyond Russ's ability to grasp, let alone produce (even poorly).
Which brings me to my one huge objection and why I'm leaning in the direction of this being a troll (though obviously I'm not convinced and would be absolutely fucking DELIGHTED if it turned out he did write this).
In the email, Russ is referred to as a "brilliant paralegal".
Nope. No way would Russell "I work in a law office" Greer refer to himself like this. He would call himself a "brilliant legal mind," if he didn't quite have the balls to call himself a brilliant lawyer (even Russ knows this technically isn't correct, even if he acts like there's no difference).
How will the part that the farms bribed the judge go over with the judge.
Russ may have fully fucked himself with that.
Cant believe he would run with something so stupid. (Wait this is Russell Greer we are talking about)
His blacklisted by Hookers hit him harder than we thought.
From Russ's point of view (and he might not be wrong) being blacklisted en masse by hookers means he'll never get laid again. The stakes are actually pretty high for him here. Especially when you remember that he refers to patronizing prostitutes as "dating," and that he thinks he's eventually going to meet the love of his life (or what passes for that for a narcissist) in a brothel. Probably as her manager. And then meet a new love of his life when the first one turns 30 and drops from a 9/10 to a mere 7.5.
I think Russ is trying to insinuate a couple of things with the bribing part. He's hinting that Skordas is only helping Null because Skordas is on Kiwi Farms payroll specifically to target Russ. It also shows that Null has a lot of money he's hiding since he can spend years bribing judges and lawyers to fuck over Russel. The "you could have been the leader of a new generation of disabled activists, but our agents stopped it from happening! har har!" line fits Russes underdog narrative perfectly. It's like a speech a mustache twirling villain gives just before the underdog hero rises up and defeats him. Which is exactly how Russ sees this situation. I think Russ just wrote out one of his fantasies he imagined up while cleaning the toilets. The picture of Hitler is just the cherry on top of this shit sundae.
I can see the Null/Skordas/money thing and also trying to roll the dice on getting a new judge. It wouldn't surprise me if he thought that judges are required to recuse themselves if someone really truly believes they've been bribed, with out without evidence. It's all about feelings with him, and if he feels the judge is biased and he's not getting a fair shake, then the justice system has to remedy that.
Also, you're bang on with his fantasies and his underdog narrative. This is the third-act reversal before Russ suddenly overcomes it all, the music swells, and Taylor Swift tearfully throws herself at his feet. Roll credits.
The Judge isn't going to jail him for this shit. The Judge is also not going to fall for shit this stupid. The Judge is simply going to look at the continued acts of Bad Faith. The Multiple filings of clearly Irrelevant yet Prejudicial Claims that are completely impossible to authenticate or legitimately be submitted as evidence, and he will view it as sufficient grounds to Issue a Summary Judgement against Russ on all matters, and slap him with Nulls Attorney's Fees plus Sanctions.
Yeah, things are seldom as gratifyingly dramatic as they could be. Would I really REALLY fucking enjoy seeing Russ get busted on his obvious bullshit and face some actual consequences for the first time in this life? Absolutely. Do I think he's going to jail for this email? Nah.
Double edged sword though - he also cannot prove it came from ”the farms”, especially cannot prove it came specifically from Null. Which is his burden, I believe, for this to even matter.
Since when has the burden of proof mattered to Russ? He made a token effort at authenticating the email by asserting that a lot of Brits use Kiwi Farms. He made the effort. Give him his gold star!
Anyway, his whole argument seems to be that Kiwi Farms is so shitty and Skordas is so corrupt that the former should be shut down and the latter disbarred just out of principle. What judge wouldn't ignore the letter of the law and run with the spirit of the law when disabled lives Russ's misshapen cock is on the line? That's literally how judges work, right? You just need to give them the legal excuse to do what they know in their gut to be the right thing. That's American justice, baby!
Let's put it this way, it reeks of manufactured evidence. It's literally "A Letter from Epstein's Mom". Russ really isn't very good at this. Is it enough to convict for perjury? No. Is it enough to convince a Judge that he is full of shit, on top of everything else? oh fuck yes.
It's a tough one. On one hand it sound somewhat like a fakey that Russ put together, but this is something very much outside his usual M.O. It's not like someone like Johnnyboy Yaniv who has been busted pulling shit like this: We've been following Russhole for years and he's never false-flagged before.
It also sounds like a random troll (not necessarily a Kiwi) weening as well. The 'praise' could be just as easily read as sarcasm that Russ would mistake as praise. It dosen't really sound much like something Russ would write either. It dosen't have his cadence.
Overall, I am leaning towards this being a troll-mail from a Redditor or an orbiter of Whorebitter (see what I did there?) rather then from a Kiwi or a false flag from Shitlips himself.
one of the biggest reasons I believe he wrote it himself is the inclusion of “disabled people will never be allowed to succeed.” only russell, not the farms, believes that it is his disability that denies him success. it’s only ever been about russ specifically in this thread. the “skilled paralegal” comment also fits, because the only reason he can imagine he wouldn’t win his other lawsuits is because Kiwi Farms somehow paid Skordas and the bias judges off.
he wrote the Hof letter in the brothel lawsuit. he has used fake accounts and fake phone numbers dozens of times. he knows it can’t be proven where the e-mail generated from. i wouldn’t put this past him at all.
and if it were a troll, it’s INCREDIBLY tame, and why write just like russ to russ? if he wanted to prove a Kiwi Farms connection to the hooker, he could have used every post about the hooker situation in this thread as better “evidence,” but him faking this email believing it’s a “confession” just seems exactly in line with russ’s backward thinking. it reeks of the Hof letter to me.
could be next level trolling: send a gloating confession letter to russ just to fuck with him, knowing that he'll immediately make it public because he thinks it helps him, while also writing it in a way that makes others think russ wrote it himself, which will in turn fuck with russ even more.
definitely a possibility. very convoluted and conspiratorial, but possible. we'll probably never know for sure.
$5 says this email was sent by the ghost of Dennis Hof.
I'm not a lawyer, but did Russhole just make a defamatory statement in a court filing? If Null was vindictive enough and if Skordas was willing to work on contingency, a countersuit would be hilarious.
Nah, the email was definitely a random Russ-watcher and not Russ himself. Think about it, it's exactly what Russ (thinks he) needs - a whole-assed explanation of how Kiwi Orchards is responsible for Russ losing jobs, legal cases and any chance at banging hookers. It's also hilariously obvious bullshit, written possibly with the vain hope that Russ would go running to the judge with the email as 'proof', but I suspect the email author never actually expected Russ would be so fucking naïve as to actually go and do just that. Yet here we are.
I'm starting to wonder just how gullible Russ is. If I claim to be the judge, is he gonna go firing off another letter asking for the judge to be removed from his case because I'm a mean kiwi? After all, I wrote it in a post so it must be true. Right?
If so, then I'd hope it's just some rando that turned up as a result of WhoreBitter's relentless smackdown on Twatter. It'd be megacringe if an actual Farmer was dumb enough to pozload my neghole (although I wouldn't put it past some of the Post-Mergies).
it's hard to put in words properly, the whole thing just looks exactly like what would be expected if a very low iq retard tried to come up with an over the top evil and diabolical sounding letter that's a mix between a written confession and gratuitous gloating.
I'm starting to wonder just how gullible Russ is. If I claim to be the judge, is he gonna go firing off another letter asking for the judge to be removed from his case because I'm a mean kiwi? After all, I wrote it in a post so it must be true. Right?
Remember, this is the dude who thought Katy Perry randomly reached out to him for an all-expenses paid trip to her show and probably sex after. Even with Russ's own brother cautioning him it didn't sound kosher, Russ thought he was clever by demanding a photo with a sign as proof, then happily accepted a picture of a random woman with Katy's tattoo pasted on the wrong ankle.
Nah, the email was definitely a random Russ-watcher and not Russ himself. Think about it, it's exactly what Russ (thinks he) needs - a whole-assed explanation of how Kiwi Orchards is responsible for Russ losing jobs, legal cases and any chance at banging hookers. It's also hilariously obvious bullshit, written possibly with the vain hope that Russ would go running to the judge with the email as 'proof', but I suspect the email author never actually expected Russ would be so fucking naïve as to actually go and do just that. Yet here we are.
I'm starting to wonder just how gullible Russ is. If I claim to be the judge, is he gonna go firing off another letter asking for the judge to be removed from his case because I'm a mean kiwi? After all, I wrote it in a post so it must be true. Right?
i don’t think a person trolling would immediately think russ would run to the judge. i would far more believe russ, having faked “evidence” before, would fake this than i would believe someone crafted an email in russ’s language and thinking just to hope he filed a supplemental brief about it. again, there are MANY more REAL posts russ could have used. why would this email push him to that point, DAYS after the thread blew up? it’s not a troll.
edit: idiot
other edit: russ is the only person who thinks an anonymous “confession” would sway the judge. i haven’t seen anyone in this thread so tuned into russell’s that they would create this email with the hope of it getting into the lawsuit. and if you are a random lurker that tuned in, you are probably russ himself.
