DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fragarach]

Trolls broke into my account and then manipulated the images to make it look like I spend money on things I talk about all the time like door dash and alcohol and on games related to hobbies I enjoyed.

Even Phil isn't stupid enough to try to spin this as bullshit because detractors will double down and just flood his Twitter/stream chat with evidence showing it's him. Right now he's basically just ignoring it and hoping it goes away because he can't do anything else. He knows he can't outright say it's bullshit and lies because this isn't another escort saga, this is the real deal and he's really choosing his words/actions carefully it seems.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Trolls broke into my account and then manipulated the images to make it look like I spend money on things I talk about all the time like door dash and alcohol and on games related to hobbies I enjoyed.

the bank called and said "phil, we love your khantent, we really do. you did nothing wrong, you did everything correct.. but kiwifarts literally told us if we didn't lie and say you bought gin and gacha pulls, we would die"

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

the bank called and said "phil, we love your khantent, we really do. you did nothing wrong, you did everything correct.. but kiwifarts literally told us if we didn't lie and say you bought gin and gacha pulls, we would die"

The bank loves me, and my money!

 

[Jasper2K]

"Break time, gonna make myself a sandwich, have some rice"
Translation: "gonna order 80$ worth of doordash so I can accurately claim I'm broke tonight"

Don't foget the three shots of Gin

 

[SojiroSakura]

Trolls broke into my account and then manipulated the images to make it look like I spend money on things I talk about all the time like door dash and alcohol and on games related to hobbies I enjoyed.

This is the best part. He simply can't deny everything outright because it's all stuff he's talked about extensively about doing/loving up to a few days ago. No wonder he only answers questions about food, alcohol and wrestling, it's the only 3 things he spends his money on.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"Break time, gonna make myself a sandwich, have some rice"
Translation: "gonna order 80$ worth of doordash so I can accurately claim I'm broke tonight"

Did he really fucking say that? What an obvious tell. Oh by the way guys, I'M MAKING FOOD. NOT ORDERING OUT.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm sure he'll try to spin it, PP claims videos of him saying stupid shit are "doctored". He'll just ignore people who don't believe him like always, he is an echo chamber of 1.

 

[Fragarach]

Did he really fucking say that? What an obvious tell. Oh by the way guys, I'M MAKING FOOD. NOT ORDERING OUT.

Sandwich and rice, two of the cheapest, most generic foods, lol. Also who the fuck eats rice with a sandwich? Why not just say rice and chicken if you're gonna lie anyway?

 

[SojiroSakura]

Did he really fucking say that? What an obvious tell. Oh by the way guys, I'M MAKING FOOD. NOT ORDERING OUT.

Yes he did at the outro. He also said something weird about his day off, saying that he'd like it to be wednesday, but it might be thursday. "It depends on how much I'm able to raise before then, who knows." *leg slap*

Suddenly his day off is simply when he gets as much money as he wants to blow?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Sandwich and rice, two of the cheapest, most generic foods, lol. Also who the fuck eats rice with a sandwich?

Derich might. He explained that eating rice was apparently a Chinese tradition. TIL.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

These last few days have been wonderful in the Goutosphere. Big ups to the guys who found the bank information and the rest who dug deeper, you made a shitty week so much more enjoyable and I'm sure the pig is squirming behind the scenes.

 

[garrybkk]

Derich might. He explained that eating rice was apparently a Chinese tradition. TIL.

I don't think eating rice out of someone's ass is a Chinese tradition.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is the best part. He simply can't deny everything outright because it's all stuff he's talked about extensively about doing/loving up to a few days ago. No wonder he only answers questions about food, alcohol and wrestling, it's the only 3 things he spends his money on.

It's fucking hilarious that his usual means of begging for tips are totally unavailable to him currently.
"I need money RIGHT NOW for......groceries.......uhhh I don't know why people are spamming 1651 in chat right now dood!"

 

[Anya15]

He repeats his moronic take that he had back when hurricane Ida hit Louisiana, that US HYOOMANS have this STOOPID desire to transcend our limitations by living in dangerous places, like places where there's floods every year or near active volcanoes and that we should STAHP!

Why am I not surprised that Phil is one of those “why do you live there” morons? Phil, why do you live in an expensive ass state? Why do you spen hundreds of dollars on jpegs of sweaty shirtless men every month?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yes he did at the outro. He also said something weird about his day off, saying that he'd like it to be wednesday, but it might be thursday. "It depends on how much I'm able to raise before then, who knows." *leg slap*

Suddenly his day off is simply when he gets as much money as he wants to blow?

lol. It formerly was whenever his alleged wife got her day off if she was still there.

 

[hundredthousand]

I heard somebody theorize before that Phil sometimes actually has alcohol in his "water" bottle.

I've seen late streams of his where he is clearly drunk and will seem to make a liquor face when sipping from his bottle. And now we have the numbers showing just how much this fucker spends on gin.

He's a full blown alcoholic at this point.

 

[But I Digress]

I heard somebody theorize before that Phil sometimes actually has alcohol in his "water" bottle.

I've seen late streams of his where he is clearly drunk and will seem to make a liquor face when sipping from his bottle. And now we have the numbers showing just how much this fucker spends on gin.

He's a full blown alcoholic at this point.

It was extremely blatant on those baseball streams he did, can't remember the name of the game. Slurring his words, slouched down, just very blatant.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I heard somebody theorize before that Phil sometimes actually has alcohol in his "water" bottle.

I've seen late streams of his where he is clearly drunk and will seem to make a liquor face when sipping from his bottle. And now we have the numbers showing just how much this fucker spends on gin.

He's a full blown alcoholic at this point.

Yep, I've always thought he drank for some streams if the game is easy. He has to be drinking that gin all day if he's spending that much, no better time than while his ass is playing video games.

Again though: if I were DSP I'd drink myself to death too. That's why I find the posters insisting we're all jealous hilarious.

 

[Anal birth]

I don't know how he can even spin this.

He does have a ground to stand on with victimhood that these detractor troll crazies are actually digging into his personal information. That's fair enough. But then that just means that the information that was illegally obtain can't be hand waved off as made up nonsense if it's from the actual bank itself, and not some middle managed detractor channel spewing nonsense as he would like to call it.

Easy, he'll just pick the easiest thing to refute and memory hole the rest. Boom, refuted ya damn detractor!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hey guys, just so you know, Phil never sent out empty game cases. He just sent the box and manuals and he signed them. If you say otherwise, you're a detractor and a morahn.

*SNORT*