Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

So this hamplanet attacks him, scratches up his face for no reason and then runs off probably to the nearest fast food establishment and it's somehow his fault. I just hope this poor guy is alright, he seems really broken up about it.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Oh is this what everyone on the news was freaking out about? I have no interest watching modern media, but I do like flying, so when I get the app that shows weather and no fly zones, I was curious why air travel was restricted over middle of nowhere Wyoming.

Is this the next big circus event like Casey Anthony and all the other useless retards we suddenly make household names?

Yes

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Wait, why did he kill her?

 

[flower tree]

Oh is this what everyone on the news was freaking out about? I have no interest watching modern media, but I do like flying, so when I get the app that shows weather and no fly zones, I was curious why air travel was restricted over middle of nowhere Wyoming.

Is this the next big circus event like Casey Anthony and all the other useless retards we suddenly make household names?

The real question is why do we give them celebrity levels of attention

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

As we know, unfortunately Gabby was an antivaxxer and science denier. Its probable that she started showing covid symptoms in the woods and died before Brian could get her to the hospital. Knowing that being exposed to covid makes him a likely carrier, Brian has been selflessly isolating himself to prevent spreading covid during the search and rescue and later the homicide investigation. Since he will be arrested on sight, he can't go get the test and has to wait 3 weeks.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It really does feel like an unwanted nostalgic throwback with added monkey's paw. Missing White Woman syndrome returns, now with contemporary politics nobody asked for added in. Were true crime nutters prominent in the early 2000s?

True crime nutters have been around since penny dreadfuls in the 1800’s. True crime stuff has had a sizable audience since mass publication printing became cheap. It used to be one of the main ways newspapers competed for readers from 1895-1940, the yellow journalism heydays.

People acting like true crime is some internet phenomenon are morons. Newsstands used to have tons of “true detective” magazines and then paperback books about notorious killers and crime - in fact those are where the lazy YT and podcasters steal material from for shows about pre-2005 crimes and killers.

The old true detective mags were such popular publications that serial killers like Ted Bundy used to wank off to them as a teenagers and also why these 1970’s era serial killers started conflating sexual desire with violence. (All the old mags showed buxom women being tied up, attacked, kidnapped, etc.. )

True crime stuff online is just taking the same old formula to its latest form of mass communication.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

I know it's going to take forever, but I can't wait to see the JCS video on his eventual interrogation. Assuming they can find him, of course.

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

Wait, why did he kill her?

She was fat, I mean look at her gut, fucking hell she needed to lose a lot of weight.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

https://twitter.com/rollbluetide/status/1439716133347672072 (https://archive.md/zhsKQ)
Apparently FBI found the body based on another youtuber's video.
https://youtu.be/PBp3aNAGuFM (archive coming soon)

Spoiler: pics

Perhaps I'm behind since I'm still catching up, but this would imply to me (based on the placement of the sandals) a damned good chance another person is involved.

 

[RichardRApe]

Wait, why did he kill her?

He didn't, looks like more and more info is coming out and she was an anti-vaxxer. Source:

As we know, unfortunately Gabby was an antivaxxer and science denier. Its probable that she started showing covid symptoms in the woods and died before Brian could get her to the hospital. Knowing that being exposed to covid makes him a likely carrier, Brian has been selflessly isolating himself to prevent spreading covid during the search and rescue and later the homicide investigation. Since he will be arrested on sight, he can't go get the test and has to wait 3 weeks.

 

[flower tree]

if the expensive hipster hiking boots dont fit, you must acquit

 

[Moths]

Mm yeah this thread is ripe for a good ole shitpostin, lemme just squat down and really get one out there

obviously a glowsassination gone wrong

 

[LemmeSee]

The fact that he disappeared speaks more to his guilt than his refusal to cooperate with the investigation, especially considering the press coverage it's garnered and the fact they were involved in a domestic recently.

It speaks more to the literal mob that was gathering outside his house.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Wait, why did he kill her?

Because they were both mentally ill, impulsive idiots who were terrible to each other, and had been spending every waking moment with each other in Gabby's van for weeks at that point.

Not saying Gabby deserved it, or that somehow makes what Brian did okay, but it's not surprising it ended up like this.

 

[Jazz never died!]

It speaks more to the literal mob that was gathering outside his house.

I'd stay at a cheap motel to get away from a media circus. I don't know why there is a mob she was a nobody and a lot of people go missing and end up dead all the time. Nobody cares. I don't know what makes someone like Gabby special. The only thing i can hope is the family doesn't use this to become celebs.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I don't know what makes someone like Gabby special.

White, middle class, young, and qt. Tale as old as time.

 

[lowenergy]

Wait, why did he kill her?

Because he found her blog, “Brian is a Balding Faggot”, which was chronicling his low testosterone and rapidly thinning hair, as well as her plans to abscond with Chad once they returned to Florida.

 

[Jazz never died!]

White, middle class, young, and qt. Tale as old as time.

Qt?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

He didn't, looks like more and more info is coming out and she was an anti-vaxxer. Source:

Plot Twist: Gabby actually did die of Covid, but it was the Super AIDS version everyone thought it was going to be back when this shitshow first started, and Brian didn't want it to spread so he tried to cover it up before dying of it himself.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Qt?

Cutie.